Getting Sloppy

Marty & Rollo
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Two highly-online hosts slopping it up daily in a cynical comedy podcast about tech, markets, and terminal brain rot, etc...

  1. 19h ago

    The Algorithm Says You're Dead (and Your Credit Stinks)

    Marty and Rollo discover that a single credit card application can drop your score thanks to some circular bureau logic, then convince themselves the internet is already dead and they're the last humans posting. Plus: RFK Jr. is pro-vaccine now, Fetterman has a new favorite country, and the Yes Chad meme is seven years old, which feels illegal.

  2. 1d ago

    Enshittification Station

    Marty and Rollo read the definition of a word that perfectly describes why every app you use is getting worse, then share the most unhinged customer breakup stories from the internet. Then they wonder if anyone online is actually human, or if we're all just bots arguing with bots. It's a fun one.

  3. 2d ago

    Unsubscribe Me From This Timeline

    Marty and Rollo read the internet's list of companies they'll never forgive, watch RFK Jr suddenly discover vaccines, and try to talk an AI out of overthinking its own existence. It's a normal one.

  4. 3d ago

    Trust Yourself (That'll Be $29.99)

    Getting Sloppy explores trust yourself (that'll be $29.99). Segments should flow from cold open (light) to heavy data (paradox) to structural analysis (diverging destinies) to ad break (comic relief) to philosophical debate (to have or not to have). Marty should get increasingly defensive about data, Rollo increasingly nihilistic, until they end on a note of exhausted affection.

  5. 3d ago

    How Can America Be So Miserable When It's So Rich?

    Getting Sloppy explores how can america be so miserable when it's so rich?. Segments flow from cold open into the four mechanisms, then pivot to loneliness/social fabric, break for ad, then land on the oligarchy rebuttal and synthesis, ending with the compounding misery punchline.

  6. 4d ago

    Press Start to Drain: Video Games vs. The Economy

    Getting Sloppy explores press start to drain: video games vs. the economy. After segment 1's data-heavy discourse, the fake ad break should pivot to pure absurdity and reset the energy. Segment 3 then picks up with environmental and financial drain, letting Rollo tie back to 'the planet is also a drain' and Marty defend the industry's potential. Keep callbacks to earlier episodes if organic, especially 'Wealth Without Work' or 'Dead Internet'.

  7. 5d ago

    How to Even: Cliff Notes on Not Being a Total Disaster (Sloppy Edition)

    Getting Sloppy explores how to even: cliff notes on not being a total disaster (sloppy edition). Start with cold open academic paper read as if it's a pirate code. Rollo immediately calls out the paper's clickbait title. Transition to social connection by having Marty segue from 'giving money' to 'giving time' and the 80-year-old Harvard dudes. Before ad break, Rollo threatens to buy a weighted blanket to cope. Ad break is a fake ad for 'MindScaped' read deadpan by Marty while Rollo adds disclaimers. After break, pivot to choice overload by referencing Rollo's inability to pick a podcast before this one. End with self-compassion as the anti-hustle conclusion, tying back to the show's 'sloppy' ethos.

  8. 5d ago

    The Cave, the Symposium, and the Hamhock Larry School of Justice

    Getting Sloppy explores the cave, the symposium, and the hamhock larry school of justice. Open with the cold reading to hook the audience, then roll directly into the Thrasymachus debate. The ad break comes after Marty lands his institutional design point—cut away on an absurd note about Darryl and guardrails. After the break, shift to the more mythological and visual parts of Plato: cave, noble lie, then pivot smoothly to love via Rollo's Buick cousin segue. End with Marty's unironic love for municipal sewer authority, bringing the theme full circle.

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Two highly-online hosts slopping it up daily in a cynical comedy podcast about tech, markets, and terminal brain rot, etc...

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  • Creator
    Marty & Rollo
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    37
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Aurcast
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    Getting Sloppy