Wildcards Radio

Stevie Wildcards

Wildcards Radio is a comedy podcast that refuses to stay in its lane. Hosted by Mr. Stevie with Hemi, Gully, and the Wet Guy — comedy, interviews, music, pop culture, current events, crypto, stocks, and whatever else hijacks the show. Born from years of live X Spaces, it's built on chemistry and moments you could never script. Some nights we interview someone fascinating. Some nights it goes completely off the rails — those are the best ones. No corporate polish. Just friends, guests, laughs, arguments, organized chaos. You never know what you'll get. That's the point.

  1. 2d ago

    Wildcards Radio - From Blockbuster to Sexual Satisfaction from AI Ducks -Oct 29th

    Wildcards Radio’s October 29 episode brings together church-group questions, phone problems, robot ducks, crypto arguments, and a game show that somehow lets Gully compete while he is missing. Mr. Stevie, Hemi, Gully, and Wet Guy supply the usual combination of conversation, filthy detours, soundboard drops, and friends making it nearly impossible for one another to finish a thought. Original music and recurring drops keep the transitions loud, while the hosts keep taking every possible scenic route. The opening sets the standard. Artificial intelligence becomes a discussion about what people are teaching machines to do with their bodies. A nighttime bike-path memory turns into the realization that, as an adult, you might now be the frightening person you once worried about encountering. Hemi’s former Blockbuster job inspires rental-store nostalgia, although somebody remembers an adults-only area that clearly belonged to a different establishment. The crew provides the necessary correction with its usual restraint: absolutely none. Wet Guy discovers damage behind his iPhone’s case and describes the device getting hot during broadcasts. What he thought was a metal back has become a much more complicated problem. His weather update is similarly unfortunate: another wet week, water from the bay side, and opportunities for everyone else to interpret the situation sexually. A potential shirt slogan practically writes itself. The conversation then spends time on a reported crypto theft, stablecoins, and the power to freeze funds. Gully explains aspects of issuer control, backing, and financial connections while the others ask questions and occasionally interrupt for a completely different interpretation of the word “whole.” Gold-related investing and privacy-oriented crypto also enter the discussion. These are the crew’s reactions and opinions, with the comedy never more than one noun away. The Wildcards mailbag introduces complaints about a husband whose new personality requires sound effects and interruptions, questions about Stevie actually being a teacher, and a Canadian clarification that nobody voted to send Gully. Hemi’s relationship status attracts attention. Barbara’s church group wants an explanation of Wet Guy’s name. He responds with ancient seas, Noah’s Ark, and considerably less clarification than the question deserved. Later, a discussion of a roughly $400 AI duck combines genuine interest in robotics with the inevitable jokes about its moving mouth. Asked what he would do with that money, Stevie shares something personal: his glasses prototype for his dad, using cameras, displays, and accessible controls to try to help with his father’s limited vision. It is an affectionate project delivered in the same blunt language as everything else. Then comes Law or B******t? The crew guesses whether strange legal claims are real, with questions involving the United States, Canada, Mexico, and Spain. Hemi also supplies answers for absent Gully, making the scoring instantly suspicious and increasingly funny. Mother-in-law rules, Canadian coins, and weekend car sales feed a contest that resists a tidy finish. Wet Guy ultimately takes the win. The result is another Wildcards night where the friendship is obvious, the rules are negotiable, and nobody leaves a perfectly good double meaning alone.

    Wildcards Radio - From Blockbuster to Sexual Satisfaction from AI Ducks -Oct 29th
  2. Oct 16

    Wildcards Radio: Mischief, mayhem and humps?! - October 15th

    The October 15 episode of Wildcards Radio turns Stevie's recovery update into a running roast, celebrates listeners in Japan, introduces new website projects, and closes with a warning-label game that refuses to end. Mr. Stevie, Hemi, Wet Guy, and Gully move between creative updates, explicit jokes, soundboard interruptions, and increasingly ridiculous arguments across nearly one hour and forty-four minutes.Stevie opens by thanking Japanese listeners and talking about the work going into wildcardsradio.com. New additions include an animated screensaver featuring the hosts and Gully's Worst Nightmare, a maze game built around spiders, soap, and Gully's familiar aversion to mess. The crew discusses reaching people beyond X, improving search visibility, and giving visitors more ways to explore the show.A detour through Turkey and dental work produces the discovery of Turkey teeth, an unexpectedly enthusiastic search, and another round of pronunciation jokes. Stevie also revisits last week's argument over virile versus viral, insisting that his original vocabulary deserved more credit.The dominant story is his surgery aftermath. Trying to photograph his back brings reassuring news about his bald spot and less reassuring news about swelling where the procedure happened. Stevie calls the swelling back boobs, and the others immediately turn that phrase into material about bras, cup sizes, hugs, photographs, and possible cover art. His account of having fluid drained only gives the room more ammunition. The recurring breast-milk jokes expand when Wet Guy describes trying it in frozen popsicle form.Alongside the roasting, Stevie praises Hemi's videos and illustrations. He reports that replacing several older episode images with Hemi's comic covers increased listening, making visual presentation a serious topic underneath the jokes. The conversation also touches on local AI tools, reverse engineering, and how quickly strange synthetic videos can appear online.Sound quality becomes another practical concern. Stevie says the crew tested a different broadcasting platform and heard a substantial improvement. They discuss trying another format the following week while keeping the show available through its existing outlets, with possible video or a visual montage. A brief markets check-in gives way to flying-car clips, doubts about what is real, and the question of whether people who struggle to drive should be trusted with another dimension.The game-show theme gets its own celebration. The main game is Real Warning Label or B******t. Each round offers three absurd warnings, with contestants choosing the one Stevie presents as genuine. Toilet brushes, power drills, trailer-hitch toilets, thermometers, massage chairs, condoms, grooming products, and bathroom equipment become quiz material. Bonus points change the standings, apparent finales produce more questions, and neither shared correct answers nor shared wrong answers can settle the contest.The deciding round concerns a smart toilet's warm-air outlet. Gully finally breaks the tie with Hemi and claims another victory. The closing returns to Stevie's discomfort, fears about the next illustration Hemi might create, thanks to supporters, and another salute to Japan. It is an episode about building Wildcards into something bigger while the hosts remain completely willing to derail every sensible conversation.

    Wildcards Radio: Mischief, mayhem and humps?! - October 15th
  3. Oct 9

    Wildcards Radio: The Usual Unusual Night (Oct. 8)

    The October 8 episode of Wildcards Radio brings Mr. Stevie, Hemi, Wet Guy, and Gully together for a loose, loud conversation about surgery, building the show's website, music, Halloween, and a game show that refuses to follow its own rules. Stevie is recovering from a shoulder procedure, but discomfort does little to stop the jokes, soundboard interruptions, or constant detours.The opening mixes cartoon nostalgia with a laugh at transcription bots that keep turning Wildcards into Wildcats. Stevie then recounts the ordeal of getting a painful shoulder lump removed: appointment confusion, paperwork naming the wrong shoulder, repeated scheduling changes, and a procedure that went deeper than expected. He describes charming the nurses with jokes while trying to make sure everything happened correctly.A major thread is the launch of wildcardsradio.com. Stevie credits Hemi with developing the show's visual identity, including its lettering and orange, black, and white palette. He reports increased Spotify listening after the website went live and asks the crew and listeners for suggestions. Plans include individual host biographies, selected videos, music, and possible member features, with discussion of keeping the site fast.Practical planning repeatedly turns into explicit comedy. Wet Guy pitches a deliberately ridiculous travel concept involving beaches, sunsets, and slowly removing a wetsuit. A discussion about website loading becomes a sexual riff, while Stevie's struggle to say virile sends everyone through viral, feral, and other competing interpretations. He also recalls working as a doorman at a strip club and bringing his parents inside for an unexpectedly relaxed visit. Wet Auntie makes a brief appearance, and familiar audience members receive shout-outs throughout the show.Stevie describes another project: a homemade sensor display intended to track movement around his campsite. The crew immediately imagines turning soundboard clips into animal alarms. Gully's arrival introduces stories about showing up late to parties, leaving early, and treating ordinary clothes as an adult Halloween costume. A forthcoming family wedding, however, has him planning a Joker outfit.Music provides one of the episode's most enthusiastic stretches. The group talks about tracing soundboard samples, plays Stevie's AI-generated songs, and compares their sounds with rock and punk influences. NOFX, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Rush, and Daniel Johnston enter the conversation, with listening recommendations and discussion of possible musical connections.The final segment begins with Dirty Mind or Innocent, where a suggestive clue is supposed to describe an ordinary object. The first answer, a baseball bat, provokes enough argument that Stevie changes formats. The crew then judges whether assorted outrageous statements are real quotations or invented lines. Scoring disputes, alliances, and objections become part of the entertainment. An invented line about an AI girlfriend asking about a 401k settles the contest, with Gully taking the win.The show closes with thanks to regular supporters, another reminder about the website, and more teasing about Gully not visiting it. Across roughly ninety-two minutes, the episode combines personal storytelling, creative projects, music discovery, and competitive nonsense, carried by the crew's familiarity and a steady stream of adult humor. checkout wildcardsradio.com

    Wildcards Radio: The Usual Unusual Night (Oct. 8)
  4. Sep 26

    Wildcards Radio - Nobody Knows Where This Is Going

    Wildcards Radio — September 24, 2026Nobody Knows Where This Is Going The September 24 edition of Wildcards Radio is a nearly ninety-minute example of what happens when a podcast stops worrying about reaching a predetermined destination and instead lets the personalities in the room decide where the show goes. The result is an episode built less around a conventional list of segments and more around momentum: conversations begin, opinions collide, somebody notices a detail worth arguing about, another person adds a different interpretation, and suddenly the original subject has become only a distant memory. That unpredictability has always been part of the identity of Wildcards Radio, but this episode is particularly good at demonstrating it. At approximately one hour and twenty-nine minutes, the September 24 show is somewhat tighter than several recent Wildcards episodes. It does not feel as if it is rushing, though. Instead, it repeatedly builds energy, relaxes for a moment, and then finds another reason to accelerate. There is no obvious attempt to force every minute into a formal segment. The show works more like a room full of people who already understand one another’s rhythms. One person can begin a thought without necessarily knowing whether the rest of the crew will answer it seriously, challenge it, turn it into a joke, drag it into an unrelated subject, or do all four within the next sixty seconds. That is where the episode gets its personality. Wildcards Radio has always operated on the idea that chemistry can be more entertaining than structure. September 24 leans heavily into that philosophy. The interesting part is not simply what topic is being discussed at any particular moment. It is what the room does with that topic. A normal observation can become a disagreement. A disagreement can become an argument. An argument can become a comedy bit. The comedy bit can trigger a completely different story, which can then create another disagreement. By the time somebody remembers how the conversation began, everyone has moved three subjects away from it. The episode almost seems to develop its own internal rule: Every answer creates another question, and every question has the potential to become a side quest.

    Wildcards Radio - Nobody Knows Where This Is Going

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Wildcards Radio is a comedy podcast that refuses to stay in its lane. Hosted by Mr. Stevie with Hemi, Gully, and the Wet Guy — comedy, interviews, music, pop culture, current events, crypto, stocks, and whatever else hijacks the show. Born from years of live X Spaces, it's built on chemistry and moments you could never script. Some nights we interview someone fascinating. Some nights it goes completely off the rails — those are the best ones. No corporate polish. Just friends, guests, laughs, arguments, organized chaos. You never know what you'll get. That's the point.