Episode 7 — August 28, 2026 Stories Covered Week in review — Monday: chip stocks crushed on pre-Nvidia de-risking, SOX fell 2.7%. Tuesday bounce. Wednesday: biggest earnings day of 2026. Thursday: market ripped on Nvidia blowout. Friday: Warsh's Jackson Hole speech hit the brakes. S&P up 0.7% on the week, Nasdaq up 1.4%, Dow +0.5%, Russell small-caps -0.1%. A narrow, tech-only rally. Nvidia Q2 blowout — $96.2B revenue, up 106% YoY, beat by nearly $4B. 15th consecutive beat. Data center revenue $89B, up 117%. EPS $2.22, beat by 13 cents. Free cash flow $21B. Q3 guidance: $108B, $3B above Street. CFO Kress guided 70% revenue growth for FY28 — supply-constrained, meaning demand exceeds supply. Backlog exceeds $2 trillion. Nvidia stock reaction — Closed Wednesday at $209, down 1.6% pre-earnings. After-hours dipped then surged 4%. Thursday ripped ~8% to $226. At 25x forward earnings, cheaper than the Nasdaq 100 at 26x. Hyperscaler capex forecast: $800B this year, $1.3T in 2027. Nvidia bear case — Gross margin dipped to 74% from memory cost pressure. $500B financing pool with Goldman, Apollo, BlackRock. OpenAI's Jalapeño chip outperformed Blackwell in inference benchmarks. China revenue assumed at zero — risk cuts both ways. Circular financing debate persists. Salesforce + Claudeforce — CRM surged 23% Thursday, best single-day gain since 2020. Q2 revenue $11.35B, up 11%. Agentforce ARR crossed $1.5B, up 240% YoY. Combined AI and data ARR approaching $4B, up 210%. Marc Benioff announced Claudeforce — Claude AI + Salesforce CRM in a unified interface, partnership with Anthropic announced live on CNBC with Dario Amodei. The SaaSpocalypse narrative is dead. Fed Chair Warsh at Jackson Hole — Hawkish first keynote. PCE inflation at 3.7%, core PCE at 3.3%. Warsh said he's not confident inflation trends have meaningfully improved. Warned of "serious action" if prices don't move toward 2%. Killing forward guidance — called it a "Hall of Mirrors" problem. September rate hike odds jumped to 56%. 10-year yield climbed toward 4.7%. Marvell earnings — Record revenue $2.74B, up 37%. Raised FY27 outlook to $12B, FY28 to $18B. But stock fell ~8% after-hours — Google custom chip deal revenue won't contribute materially until FY29. Up 184% on the year heading in, market wanted more, faster. Other enterprise earnings — CrowdStrike beat, raised ARR guidance by 630 bps. Okta surged 23%. Veeva jumped 19%. Workday beat on both lines — AI drove over 25% of new contract value. Cybersecurity and enterprise software catching bids on AI sentiment. Meta child safety settlement — $17-18B settlement with 48 states, largest child safety settlement in tech history. Spread over 10 years (~$1.7B annually against $40B+ free cash flow). Stock barely moved. Removes a major overhang — Meta can now focus on AI investments. Consumer bifurcation deepens — PCE showed consumers pulled back in July. Dick's crashed 25% last week. Walmart beat and dropped 9% on comp miss. The high-income vs low-income spending gap is getting sharper. Tech earnings can mask it for a week, but the consumer is the slow-burn story underneath. Compendium Themes AI Infrastructure Investment — Nvidia $96B quarter with growth accelerating. $800B hyperscaler capex this year, $1.3T next year. Validated beyond projections. Enterprise AI Adoption — Salesforce Agentforce $1.5B ARR, Claudeforce with Anthropic, Workday 25% AI-driven new contract value. SaaSpocalypse is dead. AI Capex Balance Sheet Risk — $500B financing pool, circular financing debate. Warsh's hawkish tone = higher rates while capex explodes. Elevated risk. Semiconductor Demand — Nvidia backlog exceeds $2T, supply-constrained. Marvell custom silicon pipeline real but back-end loaded. Jalapeño adds competition. Consumer Health (yellow) — PCE pulled back, Dick's 25% crash, Walmart comp miss. Bifurcation sharpening. Slow-burn story. Sources Benzinga (via Alpaca News API) Bloomberg The Information CNBC (Benioff-Amodei Claudeforce announcement) Federal Reserve (Jackson Hole keynote, PCE data) Alpaca Markets API (price data, earnings results) What to Watch Next Week Monday Sept 1: Last trading day of August — month-end rebalancing. Tuesday Sept 2: Broadcom Q3 earnings — custom silicon and OpenAI Jalapeño read. Monday Sept 8: Oracle Q1 earnings — enterprise AI cloud revenue test. Canada retaliatory tariffs kick in. Sept 15-16: FOMC meeting — biggest near-term risk after Warsh's hawkish tone. 56% hike odds.