Witches Get Stoned

MJ and Santa Monica

Bestie witches, MJ & Santa Monica, get casted in a magickal sesh of laughter, storytelling and spells…Roll one up and join, we promise a good time

Episodes

  1. Jul 23

    Episode 2: When Witches Say “we’ve been journeying”…

    Most witches don't realize they've been casting spells and breaking curses all along—until they understand how to tap into their true power. What if your everyday rituals, synchronicities, and even your fears are your most potent magic? MJ & Santa Monica peel back the veil on real demon fights, ancestral curses, and the spiritual awakening that's happening right now—and how you can harness it to heal centuries-old wounds. In this raw, unfiltered episode, you’ll discover how deep-rooted curses from lifetimes ago still influence your life today. Hear about a recent intense demon encounter, the importance of recognizing whether it's dark or angelic, and why most people miss the real message behind these spiritual tests. You’ll learn concrete steps to connect with your ancestors, decode your natural gifts, and start manifesting unbelievable synchronicities—like meeting your soulmate in a grocery line. We break down common misconceptions about magic, demons, and curses, and reveal why everything you’ve been told about evil is misunderstood. This isn’t just about witchcraft; it’s about reclaiming your divine sovereignty, awakening your inner goddess, and stepping into the magic you were born with. Whether you’re a seasoned witch or just curious about the unseen world, this episode will elevate your awareness, help you break free from spiritual blockages, and empower you with practical insights to protect yourself from unseen forces. Because at the core, we’re all divine beings capable of transforming curses into blessings—and it's time to remember your true power. This episode is perfect for anyone called to spiritual awakening, healing ancestral trauma, or exploring the deep magic that shapes our reality. Join us as we uncensor the sacred secrets hidden in plain sight and ignite your journey to divine mastery.

  2. Apr 21

    Happy 420 from the Witches!

    Unlock the secrets of spiritual connection through cannabis in this mind-expanding, authentic episode of the Witches Get Stoned Podcast. When your favorite bong breaks unexpectedly, could it be a sign from the universe or a confrontation with unseen energies? Our hosts—two deeply intuitive witches—dive into the mysterious messages behind spirit-infused tools, past lives, and how our beloved cannabis can serve as a divine communication channel. You'll discover how breaking your ritual tools could be more than bad luck — it might be spiritual interference or energetic cleansing at play. Our hosts share astonishing stories of past lives revisited during intense shroom trips, revealing the profound ways spirits and planetary energies shape our present realities. They explore the significance of your intention behind every smoke ritual, whether you're cleansing, manifesting, or simply reconnecting with your higher self. The episode breaks down practical, witchy tips for use of cannabis as a healing tool—like creating sacred space with simple smoke spells, choosing the right crystals and herbs, and setting powerful intentions through mindful rituals. Learn why your bong might be a spiritual talisman, and how its breakage can signal needed shifts or energetic blockages. Plus, get fresh inspiration for upcoming road trips, astral adventures, and sacred land explorations that deepen your practice. Why is ignoring these signs risking missed opportunities for growth? How can recognizing the energetic messages in your everyday tools transform your understanding of self and spirit? This is essential listening if you're ready to elevate your witchcraft, tap into unseen realms, and decode the universe’s messages through the sacred plant medicine we all love. Whether you're a seasoned witch, spiritual seeker, or simply love to celebrate 420 with intention, this episode offers real talk, cosmic insights, and practical magic to deepen your connection to the mystical energies around us. Take a hit, tune in, and unlock the hidden magic within your everyday life. *Your hosts are experienced witches and intuitive practitioners, sharing their authentic stories, past life regressions, and spiritual experiences to inspire your own journey of awakening.

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Bestie witches, MJ & Santa Monica, get casted in a magickal sesh of laughter, storytelling and spells…Roll one up and join, we promise a good time