Not Safe for the School Run

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Not Safe for the School Run is the honest, funny and unapologetically adult podcast for women who love their children but refuse to disappear inside motherhood. Hosted by Nina, it covers sex, dating, bodies, identity, shame, relationships and the thoughts we usually save for the group chat. Warm, frank and occasionally filthy, it is a judgement-free space for saying the quiet part out loud. New episodes every other Thursday. Headphones recommended. No children in earshot.

Episodes

  1. 9h ago

    Kinks, Shame and the Tabs We Close Too Quickly

    One innocent nailappointment. One unlocked phone. One full-screen tentacle dildo. In Episode 3,Nina opens the private tab on browser history, sex toys, fantasies, BDSM andthe enormous world beyond the mainstream adult shops. She talks about what realD/s and consensual kink taught her about communication, why fantasy is not thesame as wanting something in real life, and the ridiculous expectation thatmothers should stop having desires. Funny, frank and absolutely not safe forthe school run. No children in earshot.Not Safe for the School Run is hosted by Nina. New episodes every otherThursday. Follow @notsafefortheschoolrun on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Email: notsafefortheschoolrun.podcast@gmail.com. This episode contains explicitadult conversation and is not intended for children.

  2. Sep 3

    I Love My Children. I Also Want Everyone to Leave Me Alone.

    By five o’clock Nina had nomilk, a broken washing cycle, a last-minute appointment, projectile vomit, aburned dinner and a deadline. Then somebody brought her a dirty plate after shehad turned on the dishwasher. That plate nearly ended her. In Episode 2, Ninatalks about loving her children fiercely while desperately wanting everyone toleave her alone, the invisible mental load, the five-o’clock wall and whyneeding silence, help or five minutes alone in the car is not the same asregretting motherhood. Honest, frazzled and completely judgement-free. Nochildren in earshot.Not Safe for the School Run is hosted by Nina. New episodes every otherThursday. Follow @notsafefortheschoolrun on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Email: notsafefortheschoolrun.podcast@gmail.com. This episode contains explicitadult conversation and is not intended for children.

  3. Sep 3

    I Ordered Prince Charming. I Got Dating Apps and a Rolled-Up Pillow

    Before Nina had even metthe groom, she had already researched horse-drawn carriages, florists, caterersand the precise order of her four future children. She expected PrinceCharming, family photo albums and cosy Christmases. What arrived was single motherhood,dating apps, relentless washing, an internationally unavailable selection ofTikTok bikers and a rolled-up pillow for cuddles. In the first episode, Ninatalks about the life she ordered, the one that actually turned up and whymothers need somewhere to admit that they are still women, with desires,disappointments and inconveniently active sex drives. Funny, frank and not safefor the school run. No children in earshot.Not Safe for the School Run is hosted by Nina. New episodes every otherThursday. Follow @notsafefortheschoolrun on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Email: notsafefortheschoolrun.podcast@gmail.com. This episode contains explicitadult conversation and is not intended for children.

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    Not Safe for the School Run — Official Trailer

    Kids out of earshot? Good.Not Safe for the School Run is the honest, funny and unapologetically adultpodcast about motherhood, sex, dating, bodies, identity and the thoughts weusually save for the group chat. Hosted by Nina. New episodes every other Thursday.Headphones recommended.

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Not Safe for the School Run is the honest, funny and unapologetically adult podcast for women who love their children but refuse to disappear inside motherhood. Hosted by Nina, it covers sex, dating, bodies, identity, shame, relationships and the thoughts we usually save for the group chat. Warm, frank and occasionally filthy, it is a judgement-free space for saying the quiet part out loud. New episodes every other Thursday. Headphones recommended. No children in earshot.

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