The Titan

The Titan
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Weekday Tesoro High School public updates for parents (and students). Website, all-school email, flyers. PG-13. About 7 minutes. No student-specific records.

  1. Oct 14

    Coronations and Collection Plates

    Instant episode. The Girls Volleyball squad executed Capo Valley in straight sets for the league title on senior night while hoops asks for money. You better wear class colors on Friday and do not put HOCO blunders into the yearbook DMs.

  2. Oct 12

    Bounced at the Pep Rally

    Instant episode. The front office finally banned parents from crowding school day pep rallies due to bleacher space, making an otherwise hated Monday milestone the hottest exclusive ticket around.

  3. Oct 9

    Screen Time Traps and Neon Magenta Extravaganzas

    Instant episode. The school board's four-month crusade to battle screen time requires everyone to constantly monitor their email screens just to RSVP for sudden meetings. Heat schedules close for a wild Friday clash stacked full of chaotic cheerleaders and MS trumpets across seven PM Pink Out demands.

  4. Oct 7

    Fan Fiction for Carrots

    Instant episode. Tesoro's volleyball team closed their road schedule in absolutely brutal fashion with a historic sweep over Mission Viejo. Meanwhile, Capo Food immediately rolled from an upgraded ranch announcement into actively strong-arming teens for original creative-writing salad fan-fiction.

  5. Oct 6

    Heatstroke, Extortion, and Extra Thick Ranch

    Instant episode. Tuesday ushers in the extended CUSD heat wave and PSAT extension fees while an entirely unrepentant water polo team opens their concession doors straight into the dismissal lines, hoping parents are hot enough to bribe their own teens just for standing still. Oh, plus the seniors now somehow have exactly six half-hour chunks to build an entire dance routine without breaking all their fragile teenage bones.

  6. Oct 5

    Trapped in the Titam

    Instant episode. This week's schedule creates a new "Saturday, October fifth", tells everyone who dropped a class to hustle an old textbook to the library while sweating through the heat advisory window, and reminds you to fork out those P-S-A-T and Homecoming fees—forty dollars today or suffer the ten-dollar penalty tomorrow. Check your wristwatches, it's Titam Theatre time.

  7. Oct 2

    Code Magenta in the Suburban Blast Furnace

    Instant episode. The CUSD just dumped a code-Magenta five-color heat warning alert on the county starting October second through next Friday, while making exactly zero moves to cancel the daily school schedule. Drop form deadlines require signatures from teacher, parent, and kid handed directly into the main hub fully wrapped by precisely one P-M Pacific Time before reality locks forever.

  8. Oct 1

    Holding A Real Human Brain at UCI Tonight

    Instant episode. Drop forms require all three signatures by 1pm Friday before schedules lock, while Driver's Ed digital modules begin starting today, UCI lets teenagers explore a real human brain display fair tonight before a CUSD college layout event hits San Juan Hills holding forth this full Saturday morning shift.

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Weekday Tesoro High School public updates for parents (and students). Website, all-school email, flyers. PG-13. About 7 minutes. No student-specific records.

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  • Creator
    The Titan
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    The Titan