Do Not Listen Show

Do Not Listen Show
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Two best friends from Shreveport, Louisiana riff on anime, gaming, and internet rabbit holes with zero filter and even less preparation. New episodes every Monday. Listen at your own risk.

  1. 5d ago

    Our First Listener Story (and the Boruto Mess) | Do Not Listen Show

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Listen at your own risk. If you hear three slow knocks while this plays, they are not coming from your door. The one where a listener sends us their story. Colton and Cory open with last meals (2:58) and a horror body-count quiz where Colton guesses the IRS (7:14). Cory survives a coffee-soaked morning (16:02), draws the line at a Winnie the Pooh tattoo (23:01), and calls Daniel Craig the worst Bond again (25:24). Cory explains the beef between volunteer and career firefighters (28:59) and roasts Carl's Resident Evil 7 fan film (32:26). They size up Edgerunners season 2 (36:57), the jailbroken PS5 (47:51), Naruto's new roadmap (54:16), and the Kishimoto quote that set off the Boruto fandom (59:32). Then the lights go off. Cory reads our first listener submission: three slow knocks and a man with Dad's face (1:12:30). They answer last week's ghost question (1:24:43) and close on why deep water is a no (1:30:46). Question of the Week: What's the scariest kind of horror? Body horror, cosmic, slasher, monster, or psychological. We break them down next episode. Send us your scariest story, anonymous, text or voicemail: https://donotlistenshow.com Watch the version where we are unfiltered af: https://patreon.com/donotlistenshow Instagram: https://instagram.com/donotlistenshow Facebook: https://facebook.com/DoNotListenShow Contact: donotlistenshow@gmail.com

    Our First Listener Story (and the Boruto Mess) | Do Not Listen Show

  2. Oct 12

    Ghost Stories, Backrooms, and Ruining AHS 13

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Listen at your own risk. If something calls your name from the woods during this one, do not answer it. The spooky one. Colton and Cory build a Scary Movie Mount Rushmore and split hard on Backrooms: Colton gives it a 9.5, and Cory fell asleep twice and gives it a 5. Colton starts a new segment, Hold This L, for Ryan Murphy and this season of American Horror Story. Cory makes the case for Lanterns as a 10/10 and runs Trick or Treat Rapid Fire. Then the lights go off: Appalachian lore, Cory's night inside an abandoned school, the three knocks that ended Colton's dark-arts phase, and a firefighter's ghost story. Question of the Week: Do you believe in ghosts? And if ghosts and spirits aren't the same thing, tell us why. 0:00 We're back: EP14 broke 400 3:33 Breast Cancer Awareness + send us your stories 5:02 New fridge, video on Spotify, Cory's glasses 10:04 It all started with the Hex Girls 12:31 John Green's new book 14:36 Cory's sister wanted a shout-out 16:55 American Horror Story is the worst TV ever 25:55 Scary Movie Mount Rushmore 31:52 Is YouTube the new movie studio? 34:37 Backrooms: 9.5 vs 5 42:38 Lanterns did everything right 52:49 Colton is not the fun police 53:40 Trick or Treat Rapid Fire 59:29 The Appalachians are older than dinosaurs 1:03:45 Stories from the mountains 1:11:33 We snuck into a haunted school 1:22:15 The old Shreveport jail 1:23:50 Three knocks on Colton's door 1:28:34 The firefighter story 1:34:07 Do you believe in ghosts? Send us your scariest story, anonymously, by text or voicemail: https://donotlistenshow.com Watch the full episode: https://youtube.com/@DoNotListenShow Watch the version where we are unfiltered and extended versions: https://patreon.com/donotlistenshow Instagram: https://instagram.com/donotlistenshow

    Ghost Stories, Backrooms, and Ruining AHS 13

  3. Oct 5

    American Horror Story 13 is Scary

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Spoilers for the first three episodes of American Horror Story Season 13 start at 11:29. Colton has not slept since. Proceed accordingly. Colton watched the first three episodes of American Horror Story Season 13 the night they dropped. He came in with no sleep and a lot of opinions. He breaks down how the number 13 went from his favorite to his enemy (15:46), walks through the pentagram Christmas tree and the Black Dahlia's return (32:19), and lays out his Coven-vs-the-devil theory (47:51). Cory traces the curse of 13 from the Last Supper to Loki (54:18). The two rank the best first episodes (56:34), their top three scary movies (1:00:38), and the movies that scarred them as kids (1:08:58). Cory says he can take Chucky (1:22:28). Then the James Bond fight (1:53:33) and a katana-vs-sword argument that ends the episode (2:05:04). Question of the Week: What horror franchise terrified you as a kid? If you have any spooky or scary stories, send them anonymously or via a voicemail at https://donotlistenshow.com Youtube: https://youtube.com/@donotlistenshow Patreon: https://patreon.com/donotlistenshow Instagram: https://instagram.com/donotlistenshow Facebook: https://facebook.com/DoNotListenShow Contact: donotlistenshow@gmail.com

    American Horror Story 13 is Scary

  4. Sep 28

    Bleach Episode 48 Was Rushed and We Don't Care | Do Not Listen Show

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! You were warned: two hours of Bleach cope, Kojima receipts, and gym-chocolate science, then the part we actually mean. Episode 14 opens with the Demon Slayer fans who wanted Colton dead over a robot-apocalypse pick (1:35). Then Cory's new cut and the app that "serves" Colton the bottom of the barrel (3:23). Bleach TYBW episode 48 gets the full treatment. Colton says it was rushed but earns its hopelessness, Kubo really does hate Chad, and the scores land at 8.5 and 7.5 (10:52, 28:59). Cory says every new anime is a knockoff (30:58) and picks the anime worlds a regular person would never survive (32:32). American Horror Story goes to 30-minute episodes (34:00), and Colton asks when we stop making serial killers hot (37:08). Kojima says he and Sony are fine (42:32), Final Fantasy 7 adds auto-leveling (47:11), and Microsoft patents ads on your pause screen (50:14). Fallout, Kingdom Hearts, BioShock and Silent Hill 2 raised them (53:05). Smelling chocolate is worth 18 extra reps (1:04:41), then the Acme movie and Sydney Sweeney's bathwater soap (1:08:00). Bungie brings Destiny back (1:14:12), Colton lines up his October horror reads (1:19:10), and the ocean wins scariest (1:23:51). Cory closes on Suicide Prevention Awareness Month and the friend he lost, and Colton adds his side (1:29:01). 0:00 Almost at episode 20 1:35 The Demon Slayer fans wanted Colton dead 3:23 Cory's new cut and the bottom of the barrel 7:29 Aizen is still the goat 10:52 Bleach episode 48: rushed or perfect? 17:45 Kubo really does hate Chad 26:57 The most hopeless moments in anime 28:59 Bleach 48 scores and the final dates 30:58 Every new anime is a knockoff 32:32 Anime worlds you wouldn't survive 34:00 American Horror Story goes 30 minutes 37:08 Stop making serial killers hot 42:32 Kojima says he and Sony are fine 47:11 Final Fantasy 7 adds auto-leveling 50:14 Microsoft patents pause-screen ads 53:05 The game franchise that raised you 59:46 Pixel games and the handheld PC 1:04:41 Sniffing chocolate for 18 extra reps 1:08:00 The Acme movie and Sydney Sweeney's bathwater 1:14:12 Bungie brings Destiny back 1:17:10 Franchises that ruined their fans 1:19:10 Neuromancer and the October book lineup 1:23:51 Ocean or space: the verdict 1:27:01 Sub Urban's new EP 1:29:01 Suicide Prevention Awareness Month 1:48:02 Question of the Week 1:48:38 Spooky season Question of the Week: How do you want to be remembered? If you or someone you know is struggling, call or text 988 (US). You don't have to be in crisis to reach out. Spooky season is here, so send us your strangest unexplained stories at https://donotlistenshow.com Watch the version where we are unfiltered af: https://www.patreon.com/donotlistenshow Instagram: @donotlistenshow Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoNotListenShow Website: https://donotlistenshow.com Contact: donotlistenshow@gmail.com

    Bleach Episode 48 Was Rushed and We Don't Care | Do Not Listen Show

  5. Sep 21

    AHS Is Ending, Aliens Are Real, the Ocean Is Worse | Do Not Listen Show

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Thirteen episodes in, the only anime character either of us can beat is Usopp. Listen at your own risk. Cory opens on zombies versus robots and picks robots because he refuses to die anywhere without electricity (0:54). Episode 13 shouts out the Audible listeners (2:22), Colton passes his last exam (3:45), and Cory's son goes full Ghostface and refuses to bathe in character (4:21). Colton explains that every dating app is an algebraic equation built to keep you paying (7:25), Cory pitches Deltora Quest and the two of them go after AI slop (12:06), and Cory runs down the final season of American Horror Story while Colton's only fear is that it's fan-service slop (16:10). Cory argues aliens are real and lays out the zoo theory and the Great Filter; Colton doesn't care about space and doesn't want to know what's in the ocean either (28:42). The Cat in the Hat creepypasta, the 3 a.m. ice cream trucks, and the night Cory drove around Bossier during the Purge (40:02). Which zombie apocalypse actually kills you (48:46), Sony drops Kojima and the Xbox lady swoops in (53:47), the basement dwellers get addressed (1:00:42), and the underrated anime list runs from Bungo Stray Dogs to Shield Hero (1:02:33). Which anime character would you fight for money: Takemichi gets dog-walked and Usopp is worth fifty grand (1:12:38). Bleach pauses before its last two episodes (1:19:04), Insomniac's Wolverine "yearns" for Sabretooth and Colton is out (1:23:28), Advent Children turns 21 (1:33:22), and the unluckiest-story lane gives us toe surgery, a shattered pinky toe before a photo shoot, and a drug raid on Colton's first Louisiana bus ride (1:35:05). Question of the Week: the ocean or outer space, which is scarier (1:46:43). Question of the Week: Which is scarier, the ocean or outer space? Tell us in the comments. Spooky season is coming, so send us your strangest unexplained stories at https://donotlistenshow.com

    AHS Is Ending, Aliens Are Real, the Ocean Is Worse | Do Not Listen Show

  6. Sep 14

    Cory vs. the Elden Ring Fans. Time to Settle It | Do Not Listen Show

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Caylon is back, Cory is cornered, and nobody in this room is qualified to settle anything. Listen at your own risk. Caylon is back for the first time in nine episodes, and EP12 goes exactly as chaotic as Colton promised. Housekeeping first: the show is on every audio platform and the site is live (1:07). Colton reviews Buddy and wants his $20 back for the pacing (8:20). Then the updated top-three anime lists come out and none of them agree: Cory rides FMA Brotherhood, Naruto and JJK, Caylon can't get below five, and Colton puts Naruto on his list on sales alone while saying he despises it, with Bleach at number one (17:36). From there it's theme songs, Sailor Moon soloing everybody, the old Toonami catalog, and the moment that got each of them into anime (33:39). Colton opens the Resident Evil reboot debate, a movie set in the universe with zero Resident Evil characters, and everybody lands on trust the vision (48:41). Then the stories: the Wendy's party pack incident, the Forehead Scar Club, and the hotel manager who said the rat video was AI (57:37). Keith Lee's wrong-way-driver post and the comments that turned on him get the sincere minutes (1:04:07). The best-entrance-in-anime argument settles on Ichigo grabbing Aizen by the face (1:23:23). Colton declares Spider-Man the worst superhero of all time (1:28:16). And the main event: Cory's Elden Ring takes set the internet on fire, so Caylon and Colton sit him down to settle it, and nobody wins (1:31:00). Question of the Week: Which game franchise do you have a real connection to? Drop it at https://donotlistenshow.com Watch the version where we are unfiltered af: https://patreon.com/donotlistenshow Full video every Monday: https://youtube.com/@DoNOTListenShow Instagram: https://instagram.com/donotlistenshow Facebook: https://facebook.com/DoNotListenShow Stories and voicemails: https://donotlistenshow.com Contact: donotlistenshow@gmail.com

    Cory vs. the Elden Ring Fans. Time to Settle It | Do Not Listen Show

  7. Sep 7

    Assassin's Creed Is the Same Game 14 Times | Do Not Listen Show

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! This is the episode where Cory would rather take a bullet than play a Souls game. Listen at your own risk. Cory is back after Colton's solo episode and the first thing he does is step in gum. The show is now on Spotify, Apple, Amazon, and YouTube Music, the site is rebuilt, and a special guest is booked with $10 on the whiteboard from Cory saying he doesn't show (3:36). Colton pays $420 for the Final Fantasy VII Revelation collector's edition and reports the director's biggest fear is that Vincent Valentine is too fun to put down (16:25). The new Halloween game turns out to be Dead by Daylight with the safeguards removed (21:22). Mortal Shell 2 drops and Cory announces he would rather be shot than play a Souls-like (30:17), then extends the sentence to Assassin's Creed, which he says has been the same game since the beginning (36:34). Colton brings a local story: two Caddo Parish deputies swapped wives ten years ago, got fired, lost at the Louisiana Supreme Court, and just went viral again (43:05). Cory describes the average Souls player in detail Colton promises to clip out of context (48:23). Bleach got review-bombed over the Kubo changes and Re:Zero overtook it with no intro or outro (52:57). The back half is best anime entrances and exits: Madara, Maki, Toji, Escanor, Jiraiya, Neji, and Colton calling Rengoku vs. Akaza the best fight in one of the worst shows ever made (1:06:53). Sword Art Online fell off because it rushed the manga and got stuck in the fairy world twice (1:21:56). Question of the week: what's the best piece of advice you've ever been given? Watch the video version: https://youtube.com/@DoNOTListenShow 0:00 Cold open 0:50 Cory is back 3:36 200 club, new site, all platforms 6:53 Restart your life: what would you do differently 9:03 Special guest tease and the $10 bet 13:01 New question, Zack's last words, and blonds 16:25 FF7 Revelation collector's edition 21:22 The Halloween game is Dead by Daylight 27:28 Buddy, Akira, and the Transformers tribute 30:17 Mortal Shell 2 and the Souls-like problem 36:34 Assassin's Creed is the same game 39:59 Teen Wolf, Kingdom Hearts, 230 hours 43:05 Two deputies swapped wives 48:23 Cory describes a Souls player 51:15 Where Assassin's Creed went wrong 52:57 Bleach got review-bombed 56:58 Re:Zero has no intro 1:00:47 What to watch after Bleach 1:03:45 Best bankai, Kyoraku, Starrk, Aizen 1:06:53 Best anime entrances 1:18:14 Rengoku vs. Akaza 1:21:56 Why Sword Art Online fell off 1:26:28 Wrap and question of the week Watch the version where we are unfiltered af: https://patreon.com/donotlistenshow Site: https://donotlistenshow.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/donotlistenshow Facebook: https://facebook.com/DoNotListenShow Contact: donotlistenshow@gmail.com

    Assassin's Creed Is the Same Game 14 Times | Do Not Listen Show

  8. Sep 5

    Bleach Is Fixing the Ending It Ruined | Do Not Listen Show

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! There was nobody in the room to stop this one. Proceed accordingly. Colton records EP10 alone. Cory is out, nothing is wrong, and the show keeps moving. Ten episodes in and the site is live with story submissions and a voicemail line. Then it gets personal — what it actually takes to restart your life, paying respects to Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen and Yayoi Kusama in one brutal week, and why he cannot make himself say the word dead. He argues you cannot be a mid artist anymore, that half-effort is the only real failure. The lane change breaks down the Good Good x Callaway driver ad, how a brief built on obsession turned into a man shoving a woman to the ground, and why the marketing math never worked at any step. Future Game Forecast takes GTA 6 and the Netflix extended look. Anime Autopsy closes it with Bleach 44 through 46, the episode that made him cry, Chad getting no respect whatsoever, and a full-volume rant at review bombers who do not even watch the show. Got a story, a theory, or something we should never look up? Drop it at https://donotlistenshow.com https://www.instagram.com/donotlistenshow https://www.facebook.com/DoNotListenShow https://www.patreon.com/donotlistenshow hello@donotlistenshow.com #DoNotListen

    Bleach Is Fixing the Ending It Ruined | Do Not Listen Show
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Two best friends from Shreveport, Louisiana riff on anime, gaming, and internet rabbit holes with zero filter and even less preparation. New episodes every Monday. Listen at your own risk.

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    Do Not Listen Show
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    17
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