All Cops Are Tygers

Phi, Scanner, and Tasrill

watch "The Mentalist" on cbs and learn how to manipulate human minds like putty then use this info to make severe f****d up posts

Episodes

  1. 1d ago

    ACAT S1E05: I Like Being Made Sad

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! It’s episode five, our sleepiest episode yet! This week Patrick Jane retraumatises the victim, Grace Van Pelt nutshots an incel, and a Kyle is villainous. Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see, one chants out between two worlds; mentalist walk with me. DISCLAIMER: This episode is anti-hypnotism, exceptions made for horny reasons ACAT is Phi (he/him), Scanner (they/them), and Tasrill (he/they). Intro and outro music is from the album psalms (mute) by em essex (https://msx.horse/) Available for download here: https://lapfox.bandcamp.com/album/psalms-mute mail makeup to us at allcopsaretygers@gmail.com —— Mentioned this episode: The Mentalist - Redwood https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1293993/ Yoav https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoav_(musician) Bones https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bones_(TV_series) Boneheads with Emily Deschanel and Carla Gallo https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/boneheads-with-emily-deschanel-and-carla-gallo/id1694783775 Laura Palmer, wrapped in plastic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZf29w8nLs Walkman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walkman Kyle XY https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_XY Sneakers O'Toole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiQpG5zP_2g gay people say what https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=if+your+gay+say+what Heather Mason https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mason satanic panic hypnotism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Remembers automatic writing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_writing Bohemian Rhapsody editing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PwKL6ecssk zoom and enhance https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnhanceButton Grace's ridiculous computer https://ibb.co/QvnQ8rfx ergonomic trackball mouse https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trackball law of conservation of characters https://greaterandgrander.com/roger-eberts-glossary-of-movie-terms/ https://nofilmschool.com/law-of-economy-of-characters cutesy toilet signs https://www.reddit.com/r/BadToiletSign/ CSI Effect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSI_effect rache https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Study_in_Scarlet Alan Wake https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Wake "Focus, M" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMh_APo2Xss https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/aaa-mario-focus-m small boulder the size of a large boulder https://x.com/SheriffAlert/status/1221881862244749315 "smells like sunflowers" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Champloo "what was that noise?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlXlHcRCKcg facial recognition https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_recognition_system Leverage facial recognition episode https://leverage.fandom.com/wiki/The_Double-Edged_Sword_Job Volkswagen Cabriolet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Golf_Mk1#Golf_Cabriolet "Jamie pull that up" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaMv9sjF0mA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsFTwjPIqjI

    ACAT S1E05: I Like Being Made Sad

  2. 4d ago

    ACAT S1E04: Mentalising Killed My Grandma Okay

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! It's episode four! This week Patrick Jane rizzes up a widow, Wayne Rigsby collects eight coins in Wet-Dry World, sex work is work, and the duck is the oboe. Check your fire alarm. ACAT is Phi (he/him), Scanner (they/them), and Tasrill (he/they). Intro and outro music is from the album psalms (mute) by em essex (https://msx.horse/) Available for download here: https://lapfox.bandcamp.com/album/psalms-mute send your Peter and the Wolf fan theories to allcopsaretygers@gmail.com —— Mentioned this episode: The Mentalist - Ladies in Red https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1256264/ "singing killed my grandma, okay" https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/singing-killed-my-grandma hidden obect puzzle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_object_game Sands (it is in fact Scottish) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sands_(surname) "fill 5 litre jug with 3 litres of water" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_pouring_puzzle morph ball https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Morph_Ball Warren Moon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Moon Wiley Post https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiley_Post Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lady_in_Red_(Chris_de_Burgh_song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Jcs45GhxU 'in red' financially https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/in_the_red 2008 financial crash https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_financial_crisis 'Donatello does machines' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trerMGxFXpo Sausalito https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausalito,_California Repo! The Genetic Opera https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repo!_The_Genetic_Opera Anthrax scare https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_anthrax_attacks Reacher https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reacher The Quiet Melancholy of Mario Galaxy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ1y75vxO0o San Francisco matte painting https://ibb.co/SX6y56PW Wet-Dry World https://www.mariowiki.com/Wet-Dry_World Taken 3 fence climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM Chevrolet Corvette C6 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Corvette_(C6) shooting scene wide angle https://ibb.co/Gfpps3x4 Lisbon offering a coffee https://ibb.co/MyB0R97S Solomon cutting kid in half https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Solomon Taming the Storm https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/3226237-taming-the-storm john https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Client_(prostitution) Return of the Jedi redwood forest speeder chase https://lucasfilm.fandom.com/wiki/Endor thirty-mile zone https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studio_zone TMZ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TMZ

    ACAT S1E04: Mentalising Killed My Grandma Okay

  3. Oct 13

    ACAT S1E03: What Is Your Dead Friend's Fursona

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! It's episode three: a surf dracula kind of episode. This week Patrick Jane takes a mentalist health day, Teresa Lisbon reveals her tragic backstory, and Ron is watched. RONWATCH IS ON. ACAT is Phi (he/him), Scanner (they/them), and Tasrill (he/they). Intro and outro music is from the album psalms (mute) by em essex (https://msx.horse/) Available for download here: https://lapfox.bandcamp.com/album/psalms-mute send your fursona's ref sheet to allcopsaretygers@gmail.com —— Mentioned this episode: The Mentalist - Red Tide https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1256265/ surf dracula https://x.com/topherflorence/status/1446151707029917697 https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/surf-dracula Ron https://thementalist.fandom.com/wiki/Ron the guy that dials in the Stargate https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Norman_Walter_Davis_Harriman fursona https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fursona Phi's art of coyote Patrick Jane https://bsky.app/profile/bimbophi.bsky.social/post/3mvt7t54qks2s "there's 23 Flippers in the greater metro area" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzxEScuRu4A Brayden https://ibb.co/ymjJqMsY Ernie Belcher https://mynameisearl.fandom.com/wiki/Ernie_Belcher Control - throwing concrete ability https://control.fandom.com/wiki/Launch destroy the rec centre https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SavingTheOrphanage ragebait https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage-baiting GMod https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry%27s_Mod ephebophile https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia memory orb https://falloutequestria.fandom.com/wiki/Memory_Orb

    ACAT S1E03: What Is Your Dead Friend's Fursona

  4. Oct 3

    ACAT S1E02: Food In The Mentalist Always Looks So Good

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! It's episode two of The Mentalist! This week Patrick Jane wins at rock-paper-scissors, Teresa Lisbon wins at gun-knife-gun, and Grace Van Pelt loses at get-kidnapped-and-killed, which is probably a good thing. Oh and everyone continues to eat a lot. Apologies for the dog barking at the start, Scanner was situated in a run-down out-of-town motel for this episode. ACAT is Phi (he/him), Scanner (they/them), and Tasrill (he/they). Intro and outro music is from the album psalms (mute) by em essex (https://msx.horse/) Available for download here: https://lapfox.bandcamp.com/album/psalms-mute Slip a secret note into our locker at allcopsaretygers@gmail.com —— Mentioned this episode: The Mentalist - Red Hair and Silver Tape https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1256263/ Regular Show intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN22qZp2Szk Fleabag intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOY1K5Ity8 Pennyworth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennyworth_(TV_series) rock-paper-scissors https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_paper_scissors purity pledge https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstinence_pledge steak too buttery https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-steak-is-too-juicy-my-lobster-is-too-buttery Bigfoot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfoot wizard battle https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WizardDuel graphology https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphology The Amazing Randi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Randi lawyer up https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lawyer_up romantasy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romantic_fantasy dark triad https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad Motel Glen Capri https://www.glencapri.com/ NoVac https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Novac googie architecture https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googie_architecture Wilhelm scream https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream beach episode https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeachEpisode Tide Pod https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tide_Pods

    ACAT S1E02: Food In The Mentalist Always Looks So Good

  5. Sep 23

    ACAT S1E01: Suspiciously Bullet-Shaped Belly

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Join us in our inaugural episode of All Cops Are Tygers: a podcast about the television show The Mentalist. This week Patrick Jane causes one murder but solves two, Grace Van Pelt debates nihilism, and Teresa Lisbon is surprised by a frog. ACAT is Phi (he/him), Scanner (they/them), and Tasrill (he/they). Intro and outro music is from the album psalms (mute) by em essex (https://msx.horse/) Available for download here: https://lapfox.bandcamp.com/album/psalms-mute send us a message at allcopsaretygers@gmail.com —— Mentioned this episode: The Mentalist - Pilot https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1256258/ William Blake - The Tyger https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43687/the-tyger mytharc https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mythology_of_The_X-Files hot reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_reading John Edward https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edward gaydar https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaydar Stand Alone Complex - Laughing Man https://ghostintheshell.fandom.com/wiki/Laughing_Man Die Hard 3 - explosives expert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwhXaGCxyME 1 percent more autistic https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3158449-tbh-autism-creature-yippee mariticide https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariticide suspicious neck bulge https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/suspiciously-shaped-belly-suspiciously-shaped-wojaks pocket sand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO4lIIFQ6RY dagwood https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagwood_sandwich CBI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Bureau_of_Investigation Yellowstone death zone https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of_Death_(Yellowstone) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hECaXfk2Wo4 male living space https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/guys-live-in-apartments-like-this Origami Killer https://heavyrain.fandom.com/wiki/Origami_Killer hair forensics https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_analysis "we don't know, for sure" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_CCUS4ACM Shippuden https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto_(TV_series) nihilism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism code switch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code-switching drawing a line down the room https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsMySide body swap episode https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreakyFridayFlip blind for an episode https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TemporaryBlindness https://www.imdb.com/list/ls084425881/ Giacometti https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Giacometti Red Faction: Guerrila https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Faction:_Guerrilla [Fanfic]Fanfic + Phi by the Sword https://fanficfanfic.podbean.com/ It's Talky https://rss.com/podcasts/it-s-talky/ Paperworld https://tapas.io/series/Paperworld/info

    ACAT S1E01: Suspiciously Bullet-Shaped Belly
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watch "The Mentalist" on cbs and learn how to manipulate human minds like putty then use this info to make severe f****d up posts

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  • Creator
    Phi, Scanner, and Tasrill
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Phi, Scanner, Tasrill 2026
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    All Cops Are Tygers