These 2 Shouldn't Have A Podcast

Paul Macleod & Karl Sandland
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Ever wondered what happens when two mates get microphones and absolutely no supervision? Neither did we. Welcome to 'These 2 Shouldn't Have a Podcast' with Paul Macleod and Karl Sandland — where each episode starts with one topic and somehow ends up somewhere completely different. We talk about all sorts of random stuff. Sometimes we agree, sometimes we don't, but we always take the p*ss out of each other, and ourselves. Unplanned. Unfiltered. Stories. Dodgy opinions. Laughs and the occasional bit of accidental wisdom. If you're easily confused, you probably won't get it. If you're up for a bit of random sh*t...and a laugh - listen in!New episode every Thursday.

Episodes

  1. 3d ago

    Stinky Stickers, Doorman Chaos, DJ Disasters and the Shortest Job Ever | EP006

    Scratch-and-sniff stickers, a pub proposal that exposed a cheater and still turned into a party, and a job that lasted three and a half hours. Suggest a topic, or find every episode, at https://these2podcast.com These 2 swap war stories from years on the doors and behind the decks: meeting the wife while working the door, throwing DJs out of a mini-rave, rough pubs in Crewe, tense gigs in Salford with a Scouse accent, and playing the wrong song to the wrong crowd (Penny Arcade to the rescue). Then it's the shortest jobs they've ever had, from a five-minute interview to TV licence door-knocking and selling Filter Queen hoovers. 00:00 Coming up… Irish Music Mixup 01:11 Stinky Stickers and Panini Albums 03:30 Hospitality War Stories 05:42 Meeting on the Doors 06:31 Kicking DJs Out 08:32 Limp Lettuce Takedown 11:32 Rough Pubs in Crewe 12:44 DJ Proposal Disaster 17:35 Scouse Accent Karaoke Night 21:36 Parade Politics and the Wrong Song 24:21 Penny Arcade Saves Him 26:38 Why He Quit DJing 27:40 Robots That Terrify 29:35 Motorway Seat Collapse 32:19 Shortest Job Stories 35:56 TV Licences and Hoover Sales 39:18 iPhone Duo Debate

    Stinky Stickers, Doorman Chaos, DJ Disasters and the Shortest Job Ever | EP006

  2. 3d ago

    Getting Old, Bike Vandalism, Pineapple on Pizza and Smelly Coins | EP005

    Do coins actually smell, or is it just you? Plus a school bike vandalism story, the joys of getting up to pee at 3am, and the eternal question: pineapple on pizza? Suggest a topic, or find every episode, at https://these2podcast.com These 2 play finish the sentence, which turns into a frank chat about getting old: night-time toilet trips, aching after the gardening, and forgetting what you were arguing about. Then it's school memories, whether we over-season our food, sprouts and mushy veg, sweet and sour wars, cash versus contactless, and a live coin smell experiment, before ending on the line that sums it all up: "I peaked the day I was born." 00:00 Coming up… Pocket Coin Chaos 01:30 Singing And Judgement 02:36 Finish The Sentence Game 03:18 Night-time Toilet Talk 06:26 Signs Of Getting Old 11:18 Being Wrong And Losing Arguments 16:25 RE Teacher Vandalism 20:14 School Memories and Uni Dreams 21:48 Chippy Slang and Savoury Cakes 23:56 Do We Over-Season Food 28:31 Sprouts, Mushy Veg and Weird Combos 30:10 Pineapple on Pizza and Sweet and Sour Wars 34:18 Cash vs Contactless 35:55 Coin Smell Experiment Finale 38:03 I Peaked the Day I Was Born

    Getting Old, Bike Vandalism, Pineapple on Pizza and Smelly Coins | EP005

  3. 3d ago

    Broken Olympic Medals, Supermarket Sheep, and Should AI Replace Juries? | EP004

    Olympic gold medals that snap in half, 50 sheep raiding a German supermarket, and a serious question: should AI decide whether you're guilty? Suggest a topic, or find every episode, at https://these2podcast.com These 2 also rant about Christmas shopping, self-checkouts, online deliveries with baffling substitutions and the joys of the modern tip, before getting stuck into a TV show that reenacts real murder trials, and whether AI or trained jurors would do a better job than the rest of us. 00:00 Coming up… Sweaty Supermarket Chaos 01:48 Olympic Medal Disaster 08:21 Sheep Invade the Supermarket 10:39 Christmas Shopping Madness 12:06 Online Shopping and Self Checkout Rants 15:11 Tip Recycling Nightmare 18:58 Personal Space and Street Meat 20:20 Inside the Jury TV Show 22:21 Jury Bias and Verdict Chaos 24:37 Should AI Replace Juries 31:41 AI Justice in Movies and TV 34:15 Wrapping Up and Drinks Chat

    Broken Olympic Medals, Supermarket Sheep, and Should AI Replace Juries? | EP004

  4. 3d ago

    First Cars, Dodgy Paint Jobs, Car Accidents and When Farts Are Funny | EP003

    A yellow Daihatsu sprayed black, a Mini whose wheels fell off, an uncle with a paintbrush, a sheep in the road… and the big question: when are farts actually funny? Suggest a topic, or find every episode, at https://these2podcast.com These 2 swap first-car disasters, dodgy auction bargains and embarrassing crashes, then drift into cancel culture, school assemblies and one very unexpected hospital porter story. 00:00 Coming up… Toilet Humour 01:09 First Cars and Early Mishaps 02:06 Mini Clubman Chaos 04:58 Tunes and Teen Memories 06:13 Second Cars and Auction Bargains 07:44 Mate Crashes the Car 09:11 Embarrassing Parked Car Smash 10:55 What Counts as a Crash 13:42 Sheep On The Road 15:16 Pollution, Offence and Cancel Culture 17:18 Are Farts Funny 23:51 Dead Bodies Farting

    First Cars, Dodgy Paint Jobs, Car Accidents and When Farts Are Funny | EP003

  5. 3d ago

    Smuggling 116 Lizards on a Bus + Spiders, Cats, Wicked & Wild Mate Stories | EP002

    A woman tried to get 116 lizards across the Russian border in pouches sewn inside her jacket. These 2 have questions. Suggest a topic, or find every episode, at https://these2podcast.com From there it's hairy versus non-hairy spiders, whether cats are secretly witches, Ariana Grande as Glinda in Wicked, and which action hero they'd want to be: American Ninja, Steven Seagal or Murdock from The A-Team. Then come the stories about a Star Trek-obsessed mate, a midnight incident at his parents' house, and a Mini that kept getting robbed. 00:00 Coming up… Smuggling 116 Lizards 01:16 The Lizard Smuggling Story 04:48 Motives And Wild Theories 08:04 Animal Welfare And Logistics 11:40 Spider Fear Debate 15:25 Cats, Witches And Wicked 18:40 Glinda Good Witch Debate 21:23 Which Movie Character Would You Be 25:12 The Star Trek Mate 27:32 Midnight Call Confession 29:23 Burglar Staircase Incident 32:36 Mini Radio Then Car Theft 34:41 More Stories Wrap Up

    Smuggling 116 Lizards on a Bus + Spiders, Cats, Wicked & Wild Mate Stories | EP002

  6. 3d ago

    Cartoons vs Channel 5 Movies, Would You Rather, Tech Debates, and Celebrity CEOs | EP001

    Would you rather fight a cat with wings or a snake with legs? Keep your phone or your laptop forever? And which celebrity would you trust to run your business? Suggest a topic, or find every episode, at https://these2podcast.com These 2 play finish the sentence and would you rather, but mostly argue about the rules. Along the way they debate what counts as properly British, whether ThunderCats beats a low-budget Channel 5 film, The Lion King versus CGI, and how Sylvester Stallone got Rocky made, before settling the big one: Matthew McConaughey or Steven Bartlett as CEO? 00:00 Coming up… Cartoon Banter 01:17 Finish The Sentence Game 03:12 Most British Thing Ever 04:41 Whisper Or Shout Debate 06:36 Winged Cat Vs Legged Snake 09:39 Phone Or Laptop Forever 14:51 Cartoons Vs Channel 5 Films 17:08 BraveStarr And The Robot Horse 22:02 Lion King Versus CGI 24:42 Rocky Origin Story 28:02 Nostalgic TV 29:18 Finish The Sentence, Round 2 31:25 Celebrity CEO Picks 34:09 Dead Celeb Loophole

    Cartoons vs Channel 5 Movies, Would You Rather, Tech Debates, and Celebrity CEOs | EP001

  7. Trailer

    We Couldn't Even Say the Name (Intro Bloopers)

    Before the proper episodes arrive, here's proof of why this podcast probably shouldn't exist. Suggest a topic, or find every episode, at https://these2podcast.com This is the stuff that didn't make the cut. Paul Macleod and Karl Sandland try (and fail, repeatedly) to record a simple intro to These 2 Shouldn't Have a Podcast. Along the way there's a debate about posture versus posteriors, a word that keeps turning into "tropic", an accidental wedding DJ set, a question about what balloons have to do with tech, and a full interrogation about why Karl has never watched wrestling. We'd already bought the domain by the time we realised we couldn't pronounce the show's name. Too late now. The first 6 full episodes drop from Wednesday 30th September 2026. Hit follow/subscribe so you don't miss them. Warning: strong language throughout. Not one for the car on the school run. 00:00 Posterior Confusion 00:11 Chaotic Podcast Intro 00:51 One Topic Premise 01:31 Redoing The Tagline 01:56 Headphones And Zoolander 02:12 Finally Nailed The Name 02:29 Balloon Topic Tease 02:45 Wrestling Debate Wrap

    We Couldn't Even Say the Name (Intro Bloopers)
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Ever wondered what happens when two mates get microphones and absolutely no supervision? Neither did we. Welcome to 'These 2 Shouldn't Have a Podcast' with Paul Macleod and Karl Sandland — where each episode starts with one topic and somehow ends up somewhere completely different. We talk about all sorts of random stuff. Sometimes we agree, sometimes we don't, but we always take the p*ss out of each other, and ourselves. Unplanned. Unfiltered. Stories. Dodgy opinions. Laughs and the occasional bit of accidental wisdom. If you're easily confused, you probably won't get it. If you're up for a bit of random sh*t...and a laugh - listen in!New episode every Thursday.

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