The Manners Lab

Dave Huffman
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The Manners Lab takes everyday human behavior into the lab and asks a simple question: Whatever happened to good manners? From dating and dinner tables to texting, tipping, driving, social media, workplaces, weddings, funerals, airplanes, relationships, and the person talking on speakerphone in the grocery store, The Manners Lab explores the unwritten rules that help civilized people live together. This isn’t about knowing which fork to use. It’s about respect. It’s about consideration. It’s about recognizing that you’re not the only person in the room. Each episode examines real-life situations, changing social expectations, traditional etiquette, and modern dilemmas with humor, common sense, and plenty of disagreement. Because good manners aren’t old-fashioned. They’re what kindness looks like in practice.

  1. Nov 2

    The Gift Receipt Paradox: Is It Rude to Return What Someone Gave You?

    Gift-giving is supposed to be about thoughtfulness, but let's be honest—sometimes the thought misses the mark. From the itchy sweater your aunt swears is your color to the bizarre kitchen gadget your coworker found hilarious, we've all smiled, said thank you, and wondered what to do next. In this episode, James and Diane take the gift receipt into the lab. Traditional etiquette says a gift is a gesture, not a transaction—you accept it graciously and never mention it again. But modern life says returns are practical, receipts exist for a reason, and keeping something you'll never use might actually be the ruder move. Does returning a gift mean rejecting the giver? Is regifting a silent confession that you think they have bad taste? And what do you say when someone asks, 'Did you like the thing I got you?' We'll break down when to keep it, when to quietly exchange it, and how to handle the follow-up question without a lie that haunts you for years. Plus, a listener asks whether she has to display the ugly vase her mother-in-law gave her every time she visits.

  2. 2h ago

    The Uninvited Plus-One: When Your Friend's New Partner Becomes a Package Deal

    You finally get a group of friends together for a low-key dinner, and your buddy shows up with someone nobody has met. Suddenly, the night shifts from catching up with an old friend to making small talk with a stranger. Is it a breach of etiquette to show up with an unannounced plus-one? Or are you being too rigid about your guest list? In this episode, James and Diane dig into the unspoken rules of the plus-one—when it's a given, when it's a gamble, and when it's a straight-up violation of the social contract. They explore the difference between a casual hangout and a formal event, what it means when someone treats their partner as a permanent attachment, and how to ask for a partner-free night without sounding like you hate their relationship. With a listener scenario about a friend who never comes solo, they land on a verdict that balances honesty, kindness, and the right to curate your own guest list. Because sometimes the most considerate thing you can do is say, 'I miss you—just you.'

  3. 1d ago

    The Plate of Shame: What Do You Say When the Food Is Terrible?

    We've all been there: a friend or family member proudly serves a dish that's dry, burnt, or just plain weird—and now you have to eat it with a smile. In this episode of The Manners Lab, James and Diane tackle the etiquette disaster of terrible cooking. Is the old rule 'if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all' still the right call, or does honesty save everyone from future culinary crimes? They break down the difference between a polite white lie and a betrayal of trust, explore how to handle a host who pushes for feedback, and offer scripts for navigating the moment without nuking the relationship. Plus, they answer a listener's dilemma about a dinner party where the main course was inedible—and the host asked for a review. The verdict? Kindness first, but maybe leave the doggy bag at home.

  4. 5d ago

    The Clean Plate Club: When Did Finishing Your Food Become Rude?

    In this episode of The Manners Lab, James and Diane tackle a question that hits everyone who has ever sat at a family dinner, a work lunch, or a friend's apartment: What do you do when you're served food you don't like—or when you're full but the host is watching? We dig into the old-school rule that said you must clean your plate out of respect, and we challenge it with modern realities like dietary restrictions, portion sizes, food waste, and the simple fact that your body is not a trash can. We debate the polite way to decline a second helping, whether pushing food around the plate is worse than leaving it untouched, and how to handle the host who takes offense when you don't take seconds. With humor and zero judgment, we land on a practical verdict that lets you honor the cook and your own appetite. Plus, a listener asks how to tell their mother-in-law that her signature casserole is not their favorite without starting a family feud.

  5. 6d ago

    The Speakerphone Standoff: Why Is Your Business Everyone's Business?

    From grocery store aisles to subway cars, the speakerphone has become the new public nuisance—a tiny device broadcasting someone else's life at maximum volume. In this episode, James and Diane take the speakerphone standoff into the lab. Is it ever okay to take a call on speaker in public? Traditional etiquette says private conversations belong in private spaces, but modern life blurs those lines with video calls, voice notes, and hands-free everything. We break down the unspoken rules of when speakerphone is a convenience and when it's a declaration of war on everyone within earshot. James defends the old-school rule: if you wouldn't shout it across a restaurant, don't play it through a speaker. Diane challenges that, pointing out that some calls—like quick check-ins with family or navigating directions—feel harmless. Together, they land on a practical verdict: use speakerphone like you're being recorded, because you are. Plus, a listener asks how to handle a coworker who takes every call on speaker in an open office. The answer might surprise you.

  6. Oct 25

    The Late Show: When Punctuality Became Optional

    In this episode of The Manners Lab, James and Diane tackle the universal frustration of the perpetually late. We open with a listener's horror story about a wedding guest who strolled in during the vows, then dig into what punctuality actually signals in modern life. James lays out the old-school rule: being on time is a sign of respect, and being late is an insult. Diane challenges that, exploring how ADHD, executive dysfunction, and different cultural norms around time have reshaped what 'on time' even means. Together they examine the difference between occasional lateness and chronic disrespect, and how to address it without nuking a relationship. They also get practical: what do you do when your friend is 20 minutes late to dinner, your colleague late to a meeting, or your date keeps you waiting? The verdict lands on a middle ground—grace for the occasional slip, boundaries for the pattern. The episode wraps with a listener question about a roommate who is always late for shared plans, and a closing thought on time as the one gift you can't get back.

  7. Oct 23

    The Earbud Escape: When Headphones Are a Do-Not-Disturb Sign

    In this episode of The Manners Lab, James and Diane tackle one of the most common yet confusing social signals of modern life: the earbud. When does wearing headphones in public become a polite boundary, and when does it cross into outright rudeness? We explore the unspoken contract of the earbud—from the office coworker who never takes them out, to the spouse who wears them at the dinner table, to the gym-goer who can't hear your 'excuse me.' We dig into the traditional etiquette of availability and approachability, and how that clashes with our modern desire for constant personal audio. Diane challenges the old-school rule that you must always be open to conversation, while James argues that earbuds are the new 'do not disturb' sign we all secretly crave. Together, they test the boundaries, debate the one-earbud rule, and land on a practical verdict for when to plug in, when to pull out, and how to politely interrupt someone who's clearly tuned out. Plus, a listener asks: is it rude to wear earbuds while your partner is talking to you?

  8. Oct 22

    The Seat Swap: Is Saving a Chair for a Friend Still Polite?

    In this episode of The Manners Lab, James and Diane tackle one of the most quietly controversial everyday dilemmas: saving seats. Whether it's a crowded movie theater, a packed brunch spot, a standing-room-only concert, or a sold-out train, the saved seat can turn a simple outing into a social minefield. Traditional etiquette says you don't claim space you don't occupy; modern social rules say you look out for your people. But where's the line between thoughtful and entitled? James brings the old-school rule: a seat is for a body, not a placeholder. Diane challenges that with the reality of group outings, bathroom breaks, and the simple kindness of not making your friend stand alone. They explore the unspoken hierarchy of seat-saving—when it's acceptable, when it's a violation, and how to politely call out the person who saves an entire row. The verdict lands on a practical, considerate approach that balances group loyalty with public courtesy. A listener scenario about saving seats at a wedding reception adds real-world stakes. The closing thought: saving a seat is a small act of inclusion, but only if it doesn't become an act of exclusion.

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The Manners Lab takes everyday human behavior into the lab and asks a simple question: Whatever happened to good manners? From dating and dinner tables to texting, tipping, driving, social media, workplaces, weddings, funerals, airplanes, relationships, and the person talking on speakerphone in the grocery store, The Manners Lab explores the unwritten rules that help civilized people live together. This isn’t about knowing which fork to use. It’s about respect. It’s about consideration. It’s about recognizing that you’re not the only person in the room. Each episode examines real-life situations, changing social expectations, traditional etiquette, and modern dilemmas with humor, common sense, and plenty of disagreement. Because good manners aren’t old-fashioned. They’re what kindness looks like in practice.

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  • Creator
    Dave Huffman
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    22
  • Rating
    Clean
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