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Adam Stone
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A shy, probably annoying, kid from Cape Cod grows into a confident, sex-positive writer who gets laid all the time, all without being conventionally attractive. Unfortunately, many of the people he meets seem to be on an opposite trajectory. These are his adventures in love, sex, and the service industry.

  1. Laughing In The Abattoir 7: Regular Motionsick

    07/23/2014

    Laughing In The Abattoir 7: Regular Motionsick

    Dmitri goes dancing while Adam films an Alice In Wonderland short. Will anything happen before Dmitri has to return to Chicago? Will Adam follow him back to Chicago? Or will he go back to work and be sad about everything, including his weird friendship with Clarissa, his aversion to boysenberry syrup and Papa Roach, and his chance encounter with someone who may or may not be God. Featuring: Dmitri, Celeste, Clarissa, Landlord, God, and others. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-7-regular-motionsick

    30 min
  2. Laughing In The Abattoir 6: Claiming Dmitri's Baggage

    07/23/2014

    Laughing In The Abattoir 6: Claiming Dmitri's Baggage

    Adam's throat regrets its involvement in his second ever visit from someone flying into town, exclusively to spend time with him. Listen to how they navigate Logan airport, the MBTA, an Indian restaurant, a human-sized gerbil cage that might double as a Murder House, the New England Aquarium, and a terrible cafe that Adam will get a job at several years later. Also, Dmitri points out factual inaccuracies in Adam's version of the events. Featuring: Dmitri, Clarissa, and a bunch of fucken Rockhopper Penguins For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-6-claiming-dmitris-baggage

    21 min
  3. Laughing In The Abattoir 5: Cycles & Recycle

    07/15/2014

    Laughing In The Abattoir 5: Cycles & Recycle

    More work-related hellishness! This time, there's no costumes, it's just coffee coffee coffee! We begin with the worst tasting candy I've ever put in my mouth. We follow it up with a foam party. What is a foam party, you ask? Well, I asked the same question, and this was the answer I received. Part three brings us back to the coffeehouse where some stinky hippie tries to impress his girlfriend by belittling someone in the service industry. I know it sounds awful but some people from Burlington, Vermont just don't know any better. And we close up the episode with Adam waiting for Dmitri to show up. Surely there can be some Happily Ever For The Next Day Or So, right? Featuring Celeste, The Landlord, coffeehouse employees and customers, and a couple of Adam's unreliable friends. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-5-cycles-recycle

    21 min
  4. Laughing In The Abattoir 4: Flyer Monkey

    07/15/2014

    Laughing In The Abattoir 4: Flyer Monkey

    Zuzu drags Adam into a job wherein he must dress as a young orphan and hand out flyers to the rich tourists of Boston, MA. He then goes to Cranberry Lake for the holidays only to get snowed in. When he arrives back at his new apartment he is greeted by three half-naked Chinese boys. And, yet, somehow this story manages to go very, very awry. Featuring Zuzu, The Landlord, Chuck The Incompetent, Celeste, and some of other unfortunates. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-4-flyer-monkey

    29 min
  5. Laughing In The Abattoir 3: FOOD In The RENT

    07/14/2014

    Laughing In The Abattoir 3: FOOD In The RENT

    Having been politely asked to leave his apartment, Adam goes and interviews at a series of apartments that use the term "gay-friendly" in the apartment description, and ends up picking a place where the landlord offers FOOD in the RENT. Surely, this won't end badly. Also, Adam crush crushes and gets a phone call from a sort-of-ex who he hopes will crush him back. Lastly, the new landlord would like his tenants to leave signs, letting him know, at any given time, where they might be. The episode ends (perhaps abruptly) with ten possible places Adam might be when he's not home. Featuring: Wiz, D, Landlord, David, and Alex. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-3-food-in-the-rent

    23 min
  6. Laughing In The Abattoir 2: The Irregulars

    07/14/2014

    Laughing In The Abattoir 2: The Irregulars

    Ah, the joys of waiting tables. In this series of vignettes we encounter Cheese Fry Face, some people who have a very liberal understanding of the term "worst case scenario", The Jesus Card People, Giggles The Chowderhead, and the frat boys who prompted certain lines from the poem Drunken Conversations At Hampshire College. We then drop in Chez Wiz/D for stories about breath mints, peanut butter apples, and masturbation. Features: David, Wiz, D, the servers and customers of Kookaburra Canyon, and a very confused neighbor. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-2-the-irregulars

    22 min
  7. Laughing In The Abattoir 1: 1510

    07/14/2014

    Laughing In The Abattoir 1: 1510

    Great googledy-moogley, Adam scours Boston for black thread, and rants about people who say stupid things, only to discover that HE is a person who says stupid things. Also, the behind the scenes actually true version of the night that inspired his popular Drunken Conversations At Hampshire College poem. Plus (yes, there's more!) Adam and Jeff venture to the oddly hypnotic Popcorn Palace. Featuring Zuzu, Jeff, Jeff's Guitarist, Screwface Mustachio, the creepy Popcorn Princess, and other people from Hampshire College that I shall not mention again. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-1-1510

    19 min
  8. The Loop 7: Emptyful

    07/09/2014

    The Loop 7: Emptyful

    The final portion of "Al My Exes Live In Sex Flicks" finds Adam taking on the role of Pumpkin Claus, in order to help out some beleaguered Christians. Then, Adam goes on a date booty call, and continues to get all meta. Also, so as not to end on a short podcast, Adam then presents you with a Listener's Guide to "All My Exes Live In Sex Flicks" so that you can pretend there is some literary merit to this podcast.   For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-loop-7-emptyful

    27 min
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A shy, probably annoying, kid from Cape Cod grows into a confident, sex-positive writer who gets laid all the time, all without being conventionally attractive. Unfortunately, many of the people he meets seem to be on an opposite trajectory. These are his adventures in love, sex, and the service industry.

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