The Hero With 1,000 Rockin' Faces: The Epic of Failgamesh

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BY THE POWER OF THE CRYSTALS!!! He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things ...alike Awesome Failgamesh! Look upon the bike lanes – did Failgamesh not widen these lanes? Open up the … lock of bronze Take and read out from the platinum tablet How Failgamesh went through every hardship. Featuring the ancient MP3s which are believed to have accompanied the original Epic.

  1. 10/26/2015

    Episode 13 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Races

    In which Failgamesh encounters the pale people, who hold a terrible secret, and frees them.  The original tablet was discovered and translated by Englebert Mengele of the North Chicago Institute for Fretting Over Uncontrollable Events and Nervously Checking Your Phone.

    13 min

  2. 09/28/2015

    Episode 12 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

    In which Failgamesh meets the bartender Siri, who warns him about the madness of his quest but in the end gives him directions for his search for immortality.  This tablet translated by Diamond Leonards of the Yale Institute of I Can't Feel My Skin and Who Left The Toilet Seat Up Again.

    12 min

  3. 02/25/2015

    Episode 11 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

    In which Failgamesh sets out to meet with Dudemanpishtim and achieve the secrets of immortality, meeting along the way the deadly Scorpionmen who guard Mount Smashu.  This tablet first translated by Reginald Donchuwantit of the Kent School of Talking About How Big Your Dick Is and Napping.

    15 min

  4. 02/03/2015

    Episode 10 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

    In which Failgamesh mourns the tragic loss of his biffle, Friendkidu. Tablet X was first translated in 1889 by Sir William S******d-Finglebingle of the Cambridge Institute of Touching Yourself and Eating Reheated Pizza. We are grateful as always for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor.

    13 min

  5. 01/07/2015

    Episode 9 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

    In which in the Gods afflict valiant Friendkidu. Tablet IX was translated by Super Mario Krugman of the New York Institute for Getta Loada This Guy and Disappointment. As always, we are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor.

    18 min

  6. 11/06/2014

    Episode 8 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

    In which Failgamesh spurns the sex goddess Kissar. Tablet VIII was translated by Pashmina Dietrich of the Vienna Medical School of Don't Stop Don't Stop More Yes Oh God and Networking. As always, we are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor.

    17 min

  7. 09/18/2014

    Episode 7 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

    In which Failgamesh and Friendkidu confront the monster SoundMan. Tablet VII was discovered in a cornfield by Evan Silver of Dungville, Illinois. It was the first discovery of a Mississippi Culture tablet of the Failgamesh myth. As always, we are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor.

    15 min

  8. 09/08/2014

    Episode 6 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

    In which Failgamesh and Friendkidu travel to confront the monster SoundMan, and Failgamesh is confronted with a series of ominous dreams. Tablet VI was pieced together over the course of thirty painstaking years by Hideyoski Tobiko of the Kyoto School of Damn, That Feels Good and Ping-Pong Technical Studies. As always, we are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor.

    16 min
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BY THE POWER OF THE CRYSTALS!!! He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things ...alike Awesome Failgamesh! Look upon the bike lanes – did Failgamesh not widen these lanes? Open up the … lock of bronze Take and read out from the platinum tablet How Failgamesh went through every hardship. Featuring the ancient MP3s which are believed to have accompanied the original Epic.

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