the STAB! show

STAB! Comedy Theater
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the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.

  1. 5d ago

    STAB! 490 - Bottom Shelf Animals

    In this still pretty good episode of the STAB! show, ferret with a limp and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of slightly used birds, Carissa Edwards, Mickey McKim, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on RBCA, pick-up lines to and from a backyard full of snails, a self-conscious tiger, & an amateur sky writer, craigslist postings for a light, easy, breathable couture hazmat suit for the survivalist that also wants to make a statement in the roiling apocalyptic hellscape, a guaranteed, priority seat in the upcoming session of “Iddle Widdle Schnuckum Tawk” your cutesy early relationship baby talk, speech training workshop, & all of the stuff that was left over after you conked a level two goblin fighter on the head in the woods that one time, wedding vows to driverless cars, unseasonable weather, & someone who “does their own research”, and the synopsis of made-up movies, “Destiny of the Cybernetic Men”, “The Insanity of Toronto”, & “Filth Alley, The Final Chapter”.

    59 min

  2. May 27

    STAB! 489 - Dip Dive

    In this hummus covered episode of the STAB! show, extra mild host Jesse Jones welcomes a chaotic, dangerous spread of a panel of Kameron Schmid, Gaby Gilmore, & Molly Doan to share their three CERRAs, nine Spring haiku, recipes for defending yourself against a gaslighter, someone who really commits themselves to a retro trend, & hosting a get together with friends that you won't actually hate, descriptions of new drugs, Giftcardimum, Adorbs Drops, & the Devil's Lasagna, and tourism guides for Chopped-liverton, The HOA Hills, & Worst-case-scenario-sburgh.

    1h 1m

  3. May 25

    STAB! 488 - Who Up Blimpin’?

    In this leisurely buoyant episode of the STAB! show, rigid hot Jesse Jones welcomes a floaty panel of Sean Crandall, Kyle Buis, & Kim Martel to share their three takes on SCOBY, nine bulletin board items from the break room of Morning People, craigslist postings for a meme collection of varying dankness, a post asking people if you could “just get a bite of that”, & a fleet of zeppelin, the toy-ifications of a music festival, kinks, & being a people pleaser, and descriptions of podcasts including a podcast from the world of Norwegian Folktales, a podcast titled "The Wet Noodlers Start Making Cents", & a podcast hosted by participants inside a podcast themed escape room.

    1h 10m

  4. May 22

    STAB! 487 - Greek Mythology & Mathematical Supplies

    In this precise and brutal episode of the STAB! show, swan and host Jesse Jones welcomes a intricately graphed panel of Ben Rice, Jenna Shartz, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three WITHIHs, pick-up lines to and from a stressed out sloth, a saucy little pencil case with a secret, & Red 40, campaign speeches for a stack of seventies, porn magazines running for mayor of the most kick ass yard sale this f*****g culdasac has ever seen, a bottle of baby aspirin and half a box of round bandaids, running for health secretary of the office kitchenette, & you are “Slorny” a newly recognized combination sleepy/horny running for a position in a college student's range of emotions, reviews of things, including a Yelp of a business that you did a Location , Location, Location for in the past, an Amazon review of you left by an ex, & a TripAdvisor review of a cyberpunk world in a hard sci-fi novel, and who would win in fights between a locksmith with a magical key ring and only thirty six hours to save his family vs. A Dickensian Orphanage Master with a gruel ladle that gives them full control of fog and relative humidity, an HOA president with a lawn ruler powered by petty spite and the eternal, burning flame of losing out on their sixth grade perfect attendant certificate because of that one day they had to go to their grandmother's stupid funeral Vs. An MLM Platinum Seller, armed with catalogs forged in the influential Springs of Swaggeroth, and imbued  with the dark FOMO magics, & a squad of highly trained anti-drug mascots powered by near limitless reserves of optimism and go get ‘em attitudes Vs. an assembly room full of bored 16-year-olds, glued to their phones, all armed with various vape implements.

    54 min

  5. May 20

    STAB! 486 - Puce Responsibly

    In this ethically dosed episode of the STAB! show, brightly colored host Jesse Jones welcomes a freaked out panel of Eric Barger, Dani Walsh, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on OA, new STAB!tionary entries including IOARSRC, MYAULIH & OWTPUMH, new breakfast cereals including a cereal called “Hella O’s”, and others themed around toxic positivity, & art school, descriptions of new drugs, Excitable Puppies, Glitter Regret, & Puce Todds, and rundowns of new Fall TV shows, “The Next Outstanding Actor”, “Embarrassing Voyage”, & “Squirrel Finder”.

    57 min

  6. May 18

    STAB! 485 - My Pregnant Sonic

    In this very wrong episode of the STAB! show, expectant host Jesse Jones welcomes a glowing, radiant panel of Dayna Bryant, Rebecca Beskeen, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BISTs, nine items from the bathroom walls of the Olympic Village in Milano Cortina, Lip Filler, campaign speeches from a small convenience store in Hollywood where various C-list celebrities can sometimes be seen buying cigarettes and energy drinks and sundries, lobbying for a position on a Celebrity Star Tours bus route, the flag emojis vying for spots in the sexting rotation, & a balloon that used to be filled with heroin running in a special election to replace the suddenly outgoing Sheriff of a child’s birthday party, angry poems about manic, fanfic, & tantric, and descriptions of podcasts including a podcast hosted by a Planet Fitness keychain membership card, a HelloFresh subscription confirmation email and an expensive juicer with really good Amazon reviews, a podcast titled “The Onion Boys Think Things”, & a podcast from the world of AI slop.

    44 min

  7. May 15

    STAB! 484 - Finger Guns Written Out

    In this pew pew episode of the STAB! show, cool guy Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of long hand folk in Emma Haney, Cierra Ramirez, & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on DIO, new Greeting Cards for “Happy Better You Than Me, Day”, "Congratulations on Watching 16 Straight Days of Curling”, & “Wishing You Well on This, Your Current Rock Bottom”, craigslist postings for discount taxidermy service, emotional baggage, & a rocking chair, made of rocks, designed for listening to rock, explanations of things including explaining passive aggression to an active volcano, totalitarianism to a school of mackerel, & participation trophies to a ninth century Viking raider, and erotic letters to the editors of Editor & Publisher, 1859 - Oregon’s Magazine, & Vintage Spirit.

    1h 4m

  8. May 13

    STAB! 483 - H-E-Single-Parking-Space

    In this genre twisting episode of the STAB! show, scary boy host Jesse Jones welcomes a den of bears in Willie Travis, Jorge Hernandez, & Jack Marie to share their three HELLs, pick-up lines to and from a rusty meat hook, an old leather glove with knives on it, & blood, recipes for things, including a creepy doll or stuffed animal that MIGHT be telling people to do murder, but might also just be weird and old and creepy, a flawless exorcism, & a horny summer camp where absolutely nothing terrible could possibly go wrong, wedding vows to the Mayor of a town overrun by bus riding, blood thirsty bears, who refuses to shut down the bus lines, a demon possessed car tire, & a clown; just a regular ass clown, and tourism guides for Dreams-ville, The Ch-ch-ch Ha-ha-ha Estates, & The Right Slaughterton Manor Upon Grueseometon.

    47 min
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the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.

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  • Creator
    STAB! Comedy Theater
  • Years Active
    2014 - 2026
  • Episodes
    476
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 STAB! Comedy Theater
  • Show Website
    the STAB! show