Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

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The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.

  1. 5D AGO

    Green Blooded Bastard - Jane Austen's Period Drama

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jane Austen's Period Drama. In this film, a chick get's her period as the exact wrong moment and hilarity ensues.

    15 min

  2. FEB 23

    Green Blooded Bastard - Weapons

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Weapons. In this film, some kids go missing and it's up to Cable, Silver Surfer, and Wong team up to find them. Shit hits the fan and gets real real quick.

    2h 3m

  3. FEB 16

    Green Blooded Bastard - ANIMA

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches ANIMA. In this film, a prick dude is living in a fantastical world where song & dance happen.

    16 min

  4. FEB 9

    Green Blooded Bastard - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. In this film, a prick tries to save Christmas again, but this time via vaginal creampie and knocks up Elizabeth Mitchell and somehow does. This is the 11th aniversary episdoe! #fuckice

    1h 26m

  5. FEB 2

    Green Blooded Bastard - The Santa Clause 2

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Santa Clause 2. In this film, a prick tries to save Christmas by getting married and tit f*****g Elizabeth Mitchell and somehow does.

    1h 39m

  6. JAN 26

    Green Blooded Bastard - The Santa Clause

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Santa Clause. In this film, a prick tries to save Christmas and somehow does.

    1h 35m

  7. JAN 19

    Green Blooded Bastard - Meshes of the Afternoon

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Meshes of the Afternoon. In this short film, a woman is having issues.   Here is a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u3qVKu59Io

    19 min

  8. JAN 12

    Green Blooded Bastard - The Simpsons Christmas Special

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Simpsons Christmas Special. In this telefilm, a slob tries to save Christmas and somehow does.

    25 min
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The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.

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