The Worst Adults I Know

Matthew Hammond and Adam Colvin
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The Worst Adults I Know is a comedy podcast about what it means to grow up. Come wander the darkness of adulthood with Adam and Matthew, two friends in their late 20s trying to transition into full adulthood. Having generally no idea what they're doing, the only thing the Worst Adults can guarantee is laughs. Tweet at us! @TheWorstAdults #TWAIkN

  1. Commentary - The Goonies

    02/25/2018

    Commentary - The Goonies

    The boys have long held that The Goonies is a bad movie. And for their entire lives people have been telling them they are wrong. So for their encore commentary they sit down to watch Richard Donner's 1985 treasure hunt "classic" to prove once and for all that they were right... You're welcome. (Movie begins at 16:50) Also, make sure to check out our bonus commentary for Cyndi Lauper's music video "The Goonies 'R' Good Enough" over on our website! Part 1 of the video can be found here, and part 2 here. As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to the making of The Goonies, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, there's a whole back catalogue over on the site! Follow us for updates on our next grand adventure, Quantum Leap of Faith!

    2h 17m
  2. Episode 100 - What Kind of Day Has It Been?

    02/18/2018

    Episode 100 - What Kind of Day Has It Been?

    Having exhausted every good idea over the course of the first 99 episodes (and the 27-ish commentary episodes, the Star Wars miniseries, the Fast and the Furious miniseries, the pilot for their next venture, and some other random sidesteps), the boys are left with only the show itself to talk about. So enjoy this very special, very narcissistic, totally not requested Behind the Music-style episode. As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this week's (or any week's!) episode, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, there's a whole back catalogue over on the site! Follow us for updates on our next grand adventure, Quantum Leap of Faith! See you soon! [Cue "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds... You know, from The Breakfast Club...]

    1h 9m
  3. Episode 99 - Sweeping Bad

    02/11/2018

    Episode 99 - Sweeping Bad

    The boys might be closing up shop, but they're not going to pass up another opportunity to ruin sports. So this week they celebrate the 2018 Pyeongchang Winter Olympics by oiling up, quizzing each other, and reinventing just about every sport in this year's competition. Talking Points: Deicide! (00:00) Coach John Candy! (08:06) Harding/Kerrigan memories! (10:13) Another Olympics quiz! (17:25) Fast Nine Your Seat Belt! (23:36) How many Russians? (27:41) It's Bobslay time! (30:33) Mascots! (40:24) Curling up with a good sport! (46:20) Basketball on ice! (55:05) Have gun, will play sports! (1:00:12) Olympic-level trash talk! (1:04:25) As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this week's episode, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!

    1h 17m
  4. Episode 98 - National Treasure: Horse of Secrets

    02/04/2018

    Episode 98 - National Treasure: Horse of Secrets

    we thought we should do something big for our final mailbag episode: So we shot ourselves into space! And boy howdy does that narrative not at all get abandoned fast! This week we spend millions on nostalgia, strand a horse on the moon, fight characters from Gilmore Girls, swear, and reflect on our early days! Talking Points: Family Matters: Life on the Streets (00:00) Space oddities! (06:59) Moon horse! (12:15) Star Hollow defenders! (21:37) A million-dollar dilemma! (30:58) A Nick kid wonderland! (35:41) Coulda, shoulda, woulda! (42:36) Adam's big swear! (48:09) Let's get political! (49:49) Pros and cons: Independence! (53:09) As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this week's episode, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!

    1h 6m
  5. Commentary - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

    01/28/2018

    Commentary - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

    The boys were minding their own business - just eating candy bars and gossiping about that old factory on the edge of town - when BAM! Golden ticket! Now they'll have to square off against a psychopathic candy mogul for your attention... because they're watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! (Movie begins at 11:24.) As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to the making of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (even Roald Dahl!), and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!

    1h 59m
  6. Episode 97 - Whose Hands Are These?

    01/21/2018

    Episode 97 - Whose Hands Are These?

    We're all getting older, but the boys are at that stage where they're starting to notice it. And they don't like it. This week they implant magnets in their hands, correct their terrible posture, disguise themselves to escape youths, allow themselves feel (finally), and explain away their inability to be up to date on hip lingo... all in an attempt to stave off the inevitable. Talking Points: New America is at war! (00:00) Tennis balls and internets! (06:56) Brain slugs! (10:10) Hand upgrades! (13:52) Overexertion! (20:42) Learning to feel! (26:11) Dress the part! (32:20) Outdated lingo! (38:39) You're so fragile! (43:04) New diet! (55:15) Imposter signal! (59:00) as always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this week's episode, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!

    1h 7m
  7. Episode 96 - The Butter Hole

    01/14/2018

    Episode 96 - The Butter Hole

    No one has ever praised the boys for their interior design choices. And rightly so. So it should come as no surprise that their attempts to improve their living spaces in this hour lead to battling mutants, showering with houseplants, ruining a dorm, and rebooting Home Improvement. Bob Vila would be so proud. Talking Points: A Taylor Family reunion! (00:00) Wood 2: Hyperwood! (05:56) Lose a wall, gain a speakeasy! (14:17) How to hang? (20:49) House plants: fake v. dead! (29:18) Water woes! (37:30) Shock therapy! (46:43) Light up your life! (48:42) Adam's bed sheet soap box! (56:58) As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this week's episode, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults! And remember: Safety third!

    1h 7m
  8. Episode 95 - You Do You, Solid Dog

    01/07/2018

    Episode 95 - You Do You, Solid Dog

    Remember 2017? Adam doesn't. This week finds the boys grasping for ANYTHING to talk about from last year... and failing spectacularly as they try to hype 2018. Also, Matthew got a dog! Talking Points: Inverting the Earth! (00:00) New Year's Baby vs. Nazis vs. the Disney Vault! (5:15) Future toilet terror! (11:12) The (fake) root of all fake news! (14:15) Newborn celebrities! (18:50) Fun Time Larry! (25:30) Au naturale fashion! (28:43) The best movie of 2017! (34:18) In Thanos we trust! (40:15) Moviepass: Matthew's downfall! (44:28) A dog named Stilts?! (46:40) Big ups! (56:08) As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this week's episode, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!

    1h 6m
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The Worst Adults I Know is a comedy podcast about what it means to grow up. Come wander the darkness of adulthood with Adam and Matthew, two friends in their late 20s trying to transition into full adulthood. Having generally no idea what they're doing, the only thing the Worst Adults can guarantee is laughs. Tweet at us! @TheWorstAdults #TWAIkN

Information

  • Creator
    Matthew Hammond and Adam Colvin
  • Years Active
    2015 - 2018
  • Episodes
    99
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2015 Matthew Hammond and Adam Colvin
  • Show Website
    The Worst Adults I Know