Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

5 DAYS AGO

Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey

Get your original Tim Segura Portrait over at the YMH Store: https://store.ymhstudios.com/products/smooth-operator-autographed-8x10-print Christina just released her brand new shades of lipstick, Atomic Red, Berlin and Madison: https://christinap.com/collections/christina-p-lipsticks SPONSORS: Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code: YMH to receive your first month FREE. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open. Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones. We also have a #YMHExclusive that'll bring a smile to your face and Tom hypes up a jacket. The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode! Your Mom’s House Ep. 786 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 24m
NOV 13

What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month FREE. Go to https://HelixSleep.com/YMH to get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase and FREE Bedding Bundle with any Luxe or Elite mattress order. Head to http://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 785 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 33m
NOV 6

A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Head to https://CoorsLight.com/YMH to get a Coors Light delivered straight to your door. Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back together for a very presidential episode! Tom opens the show with an audio clip of President Lyndon B Johnson ordering some new pants, before playing a message from the brand new president of YMH Studios New Christine! She's got some BIG ideas to make the show greater and is really into cactus videos for some reason. Tim and Tina then move on to discuss some trending killers from TV, including the Dating Game killer, the Menendez brothers, and on that same topic, they also address the Garth Brooks allegations. They also share some stuff they're dealing with in their personal lives, talk about #FartWalk, laugh at some old men doing silly things, check out a tight realtor, and speculate on what's happening with Frankie Valli. Tom and Christina also get a massive surprise visit from comedian Donnell Rawlings to cap things off! This is a great episode, so pull up them jeans and try it out, we got some real slick stuff here. Your Mom’s House Ep. 784 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 41m
OCT 30

Dr. Drew Makes A House Call

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Head to https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month free. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by doctor mommy himself, Dr. Drew Pinsky! Tim and Christine reminiscence about Drew's RPC trip, discuss male deviancy, and bring up a question about heavy meth users. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a really cool guy with dirty dentures that has a lot of fun opinions on his Instagram. The trio also talk about funcles, Rogues, socializing, doing fun things with sledgehammers, lower lip loving, and Drew finally gives his analysis on one Fancy Chef. Drew also checks out some Toks, Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some classic videos from the Heavy Segment. Check it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 783 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 35m
OCT 23

Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco

SPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month FREE. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by comedian Sebastian Maniscalco! They reminisce about the first time meeting each other and recall a comedy tour in South Africa. Tim and Christine talk to Sebastian about the importance of friendships, social media presences, and why the documentary Grizzly Man is important to their marriage. The trio also discuss proper upbringings, touring nightmares, before getting into some TikToks, RPC videos, and some talented rub artists! Your Mom’s House Ep. 782 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 12m
OCT 16

Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: -Right now you can get 3 Day Blinds buy one get one 50% off deal on custom blinds, shades. shutters, and drapery. Just head to https://3DayBlinds.com/YMH. -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM -If you want to get in on the delicious protein-packed nutrition today, head to https://Orgain.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your order This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are still basking in the fabulous glow of Fancy Chef's recent visit! They recap how the day went and feel so appreciative of everyone here at Studio Jeans that helped pull it off. Tom next opens the show with a clip of an overeager lower lip lover, which leads to a conversation about public displays of camel toe making a comeback. They also check out a clip of some little league aggression, some touchless tantric massaging, and read an email about a fat methhead. Tim and Christine are then joined by former Peloton instructor and fitness influencer, Kendall Toole! Tom is a big fan of hers and the reasons couldn't be more obvious. Kendall shares her journey through life and proves that hotness doesn't mean you're immune to adversity or mental health issues. Kendall had to grind, much like the wheels on a spin class bike, to get the life and physique she shows off today. The trio also talk about the Double Soul Shaman, the fat shaming honesty people from foreign countries have, plus Kendall reacts to some classic cool guy clips and experiences Christina's TikTok curations. Now get back on the bike, pig! Your Mom’s House Ep. 781 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 35m
OCT 9

The Most Anticipated Meal Ever w/ Fancy Chef

SPONSORS: - Save time and money on providing a financial safety net for your family. Head to https://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. - Choose chill and Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH - Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use the code YMH! - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse, all lowercase This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, get ready to experience the fanciest episode of all time! Tom and Christina are joined by the one and only fabulous Fancy Chef! Before Chef lights the fires, Tim and Christine open the show talking about some tit cancer treatments and some hot survivors of this not so hot disease. They then open the show with a clip of Fancy Chef announcing his intentions to make his way to Texas! Tom also shows off some great finds including a really cool lady talking in the tub and the YMH staff details the elaborate process of booking Fancy Chef for the show. Fancy Chef makes his anticipated entrance and joins the Main Mommies to talk about his life, kitchen experiences, and how fancy Fancy Chef really is. After chatting with Tim and Christine, Chef gets going with crafting a complete 5 course meal live in YMH Studios! While Chef cooks each dish, Tom and Christina continue chatting about some cool gals, the Menendez brothers, their favorite dining spots, and Josh Potter's eating habits. Chef eventually gets cooking and serves dinner before sitting down with Tom and Christina one last time to express his gratitude for sharing his food with them. Hope you're hungry, because this is a wild, not to be missed episode for sure! Your Mom’s House Ep. 780 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2h 20m
OCT 2

Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler

Get tickets for Tom's show at Madison Square Garden at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/YMH This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by NTP host and AJ Soprano himself, Rob Iler! Before Robby enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina spar about some recent nighttime behaviors and an update on Christina P's Christina T's. Tom opens the show with a really cool unc with a really cool demand, before Christine gets on a soap box and goes on a tirade about a new type of Barbie she's seen around town. The Main Mommies also check out some more Fancy Chef vids and keep the hype train chugging. Rob Iler joins Tom and a strangely silent Christina to talk gambling, men's retreats, jury duty, plus size park hoppers, and Fancy Chef. Tom also grills Rob on some of the weirder aspects of his personality that the studio staff have picked up on over the last year of working with him. They also read an email about a colostomy bag sex worker and watch some clips of a transactional relationship involving sniffing sneakers. Try it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 779 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 52m

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22,497 Ratings

More cactus please

Nov 6

wolflb562

New Christine is a genius 🤯🤯🤯
Great Donnell appearance

Nov 6

BigTC72

Donnell and Tom going back and forth is comedy gold! Where’s the bodies G?!?!
Fancy Chef

Oct 24

NCnative98

Don’t bring my mother into this. Love the podcast, the fancy chef episode is still to this day one of my favorites out of any episode you have released so far. I’m glad the “john segura” had the perfect sauce lol for the dish. Keep up the great content tell Bert he’s gonna have to step it up to keep up with you and Christina
Ads mixed with a little comedy.

Nov 5

BonerAttack

They mix ads into the podcast, what seems like, every 15 minutes..

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!