Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

2 DAYS AGO

Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Visit https://RedwoodOutdoors.com and use code YMH to save $175. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to https://MINTMOBILE.com/mom. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to start selling with Shopify today. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 794 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:04 - Charo Is In The House 00:03:27 - Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear 00:06:02 - Vacation Star 00:15:57 - CharOFans 00:26:21 - Clip: Thumbs Way Up 00:31:20 - Clip: Piss Nuke 00:32:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:36:25 - Ad Break 00:41:12 - Notting Hill 00:47:05 - Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal 00:48:29 - Clip: Hazing 00:49:34 - LA Wildfires 00:53:43 - Clip: Feeling Good Forever 00:56:14 - Squirrels 01:00:35 - Bridge & Facial Enhancements 01:05:33 - Clip: Dancing Sloppers 01:07:32 - Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank 01:17:49 - Extremely Serious 01:25:31 - Time To Clean Up The Act 01:31:19 - TikToks 01:38:10 - Classic Charo Voice Clips 01:48:40 - Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 53m
JAN 15

Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks

SPONSORS: -Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com ! -20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase https://helixsleep.com/YMH -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM -Try VIIA! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account. Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades, including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one! Your Mom’s House Ep. 793 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch 00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk 00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat? 00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men 00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist 00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus 00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes 00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar 00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t 00:34:50 - Fun With Accents 00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime 00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF 00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder 00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating 01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers 01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione 01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer 01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr 01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story 01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires 01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill 02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2h 2m
JAN 8

Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli

SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Get 10% off your first order on top of the already lowest prices by going to https://LiveGood.com/ymh. Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers. Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 792 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:34 - Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man 00:07:10 - Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick 00:14:26 - Christina's Latest Creation 00:17:49 - The Mommies Want A Charo OF 00:22:22 - Clip: Russian Fart Streamer 00:22:52 - Fancy Chef Update 00:31:12 - Clip: Drive-Thru Prank 00:35:33 - Petting Zoo Story 00:40:14 - Clip: White Big Word 00:48:04 - Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli 00:53:45 - New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States 01:02:41 - Clip: All Terrain Accident 01:03:13 - Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks 01:10:50 - Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya 01:11:42 - Crazy Japanese Game Shows 01:14:17 - Clip: Splits Machine 01:14:43 - Mr. Hands 01:22:45 - Clip: BMX Hard Landing 01:23:55 - Showing Sam The Opening Clip 01:26:28 - Would You Rather? 01:32:20 - Clip: Loving Couple 01:33:53 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 37m
JAN 1

Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer

SPONSORS: -Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! -Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/ymh. Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos. Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 791 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 34m
12/18/2024

Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye

Jeff's new special Last Cowboy In LA is out right now on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwRz8rvGizI&t=2s SPONSORS: -Get 20% off + 2 FREE pillows for all mattress orders https://HelixSleep.com/YMH -Try BlueChew FREE-just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit http://BlueChew.com - That’s http://BlueChew.com to receive your first month FREE. -Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. -Use code YMHJOY24 with DoorDash for 50% off your first order. -Paid Endorser of Rogue, but Tom is also a current customer and his opinions of Rogue Nicotine Pouches remain honest and based on his personal experience. Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns. Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night! Your Mom’s House Ep. 790 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2h 13m
12/11/2024

Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse. Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code MOM at checkout. Use code YMHJOY24 with DoorDash for 50% off your first order. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE! Your Mom’s House Ep. 789 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 25m
12/04/2024

Ranking America's Hottest Presidents

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code MOM at checkout. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah! Your Mom’s House Ep. 788 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 25m
11/27/2024

Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door by visiting https://Coorslight.com/YMH. Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out. Your Mom’s House Ep. 787 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 12m

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4.7

out of 5

22,553 Ratings

So funny!!

Jan 6

Princessananda

Real, hilarious, love everyone on the show! Thank you for all you do to keep me from the edge of a cliff daily 😘
Old

Jan 15

fed smoker

I can’t believe how old they look, gross
Rating it 1 Star

Jan 14

Keyboard P

Because you can’t rate it zero.
Serviceable podcast

Jan 5

Malcolm Wayne

Hilarious and sincere. A great weekly listen that helps me guide my life. A true North Star.

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!