Peaches Pit Party

Brenden Peach

A replay of Peaches Pit Party which you can hear on KBEAR 101 weekday afternoons 2pm - 7pm MST

  1. 11 HR AGO

    Ep. 245 - The Water Tower That Made Idaho Cry - 10/07/2025

    Welcome to the most chaotic episode of Peaches Pit Party ever broadcast—an auditory rollercoaster that starts with Peaches raging against AI slop reels and somehow ends with a cursed fruit gas leak in Germany. From the first second, Peaches unleashes on the internet’s dumbest commenters (“AI slop” warriors, we’re looking at you) before spiraling into a discussion about Baby Steps, a video game that literally punishes players for skipping cutscenes. Somewhere between mocking Taylor Swift’s follower count and inventing the term “fat snake escape” while describing trying to crawl out of his own bathtub on National Bathtub Day, Peaches creates the kind of unfiltered chaos that only makes sense on Idaho radio. Then things get even weirder. He plans to celebrate Idaho Falls’ WATER TOWER TRIBUTE BLOCK PARTY, where locals are apparently crying over concrete, asbestos, and lead paint. From there, Peaches dives headfirst into a Halloween “boo basket” rant, a woman’s unhinged tampon revenge scheme, and the tragic saga of his bathroom remodel gone wrong—all before confessing to hitting the “Assistance Needed” button at Walgreens and plunging the entire store into chaos. By the time we get to a German gas leak caused by a durian fruit, Peaches has somehow tied it all together with Facebook group drama, a psychic thief, a lottery winner who partied himself into the ICU, and the mysterious “Mall World” dream cult of TikTok. It’s a caffeine-free fever dream of radio energy, featuring equal parts confusion, rage, and genuine hilarity—classic Peaches Pit Party chaos. Check me out elsewhere! –  👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎙️ Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

    33 min
  2. 5 DAYS AGO

    Ep. 244 - AI Martin Luther King Wants Cheaper Game Pass - 10/06/2025

    Welcome to the October 6th, 2025 episode of Peaches Pit Party, a fever dream of caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices. Peaches begins this one broadcasting alone in the “sauna known as the Cannonball 101 Studio” while roasting his co-host Viktor Wilt for being “constantly sick, tired, or allergic to existing.” He recounts the Mudvayne/Static-X/Vended show from Friday night—where he was spotted by fans who still can’t believe he’s actually 6’9” (“What, did you think I was lying for brand purposes?!”)—and then relives his Twin Falls road trip that nearly ended in a Fast & Furious: Hydroplane Drift sequel. Five seconds of sliding, two white-knuckled fists, one wet seat, and zero lessons learned. Then it’s straight into the absurd: Peaches learns that over 600 people are stranded on Mount Everest and immediately volunteers Viktor to “go climb it and leave me alone.” Naturally, this segues into a rant about his trauma hike up Santiago Peak in California, which ended in 12 hours of pain and the most gluttonous In-N-Out order of his life (two 3x3s, animal fries, and a large shake—a true survival meal). From there, his studio lights start glitching into an RGB rave sequence, leading him to theorize that the KBEAR building is haunted. Probably by the ghosts of broken office chairs—chairs Viktor blames Peaches for destroying. The show spirals beautifully off the rails from there: he roasts the “I don’t understand the hype” crowd on social media, reacts to AI-generated Sora videos (like Martin Luther King Jr. saying “I have a dream that Xbox Game Pass was still $20”), and goes on a full gamer rant about ditching consoles for PC—because console gaming is “financial Stockholm syndrome.” Then he derails again into an Italian food saga about a Boston dad trying to order chicken parm in Italy using a Google Image from Olive Garden. Peaches is both horrified and impressed: “Wouldn’t you wanna try something different?!” Spoiler: chicken parm is not Italian. He praises KBEAR’s photographer Maddie for killing it in the pit at Mudvayne and Dead Poets Society shows, complains about “husky boys” sizes in JCPenney, and solemnly declares himself a veteran of the big and tall section. Then, in a segment that could only exist on this show, he covers a college student who confessed to car vandalism via ChatGPT, dubbing it “ConfessionGPT.” He caps it off with an unhinged rant about a Gen Z employee being monitored by spyware every 10 minutes, calling it “the Black Mirror version of micromanagement.” By the end, Peaches admits he’s in a negative mood, dubs the show Peaches’ Positivity Pit Party ironically, and drops one final truth bomb: “If my boss tracked me like that, I’d start logging ‘crying’ as a deliverable.” It’s everything—concert chaos, haunted lights, AI crimes, hydroplaning trauma, and a war against chairs. In short: another beautiful day in the Pit. Check me out elsewhere! 📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

    28 min
  3. 5 DAYS AGO

    Ep. 243 - Fat Bane vs. The Paranormal: Peaches’ Sleep Tape - 10/02/2025

    Welcome to the pre-Friday madness known as the October 2nd episode of Peaches Pit Party — the audio equivalent of chugging a Monster, arguing with a self-checkout machine, and then buying concert tickets you can’t afford. Peaches kicks things off with a full-blown existential crisis about subscription services — Xbox Game Pass jumping to $30 a month has him ready to storm Microsoft HQ with a pitchfork and a “bring back $9.99” sign. His rant spirals into him realizing his entire adult life is just paying for gym memberships, Spotify, and the slow death of his will to cancel Netflix. Somewhere in there, he admits Facebook is listening to him and feeding him Xbox memes — because, let’s be honest, the algorithm knows when you’re broke and furious. Then, chaos shifts gears: Peaches details his hellish Friday lineup featuring back-to-back haunted house giveaways, Bert Kreischer tickets, and the Mudvayne/Static-X/Vended show in Pocatello — where he’ll probably be sprinting through the venue like a caffeinated mall cop trying to find signed guitars and lost winners. Somewhere in the chaos, he debates seeing a hyper-depressing R-rated movie The Long Walk (alone, because his girlfriend fled town like a smart person) before going full Idaho weatherman about how he prefers “cool” but not “cold.” In true Peaches fashion, the conversation derails into a fever dream about living in the Costco produce section, Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, and the sheer audacity of people paying $200 for pillows and $1,600 for temperature-controlled ones. He also wonders out loud if recording himself sleeping would turn into a paranormal activity highlight reel starring “Fat Bane with a CPAP.” But it gets weirder: Peaches finds a spider family living outside his apartment and has a full-on ethical meltdown about whether he should kill them, vacuum them, or adopt them as roommates. Naturally, this transitions flawlessly into him raging about fake AI-generated “RIP celebrity in heaven” posts — because apparently, the internet thinks Jane Goodall is chilling in the afterlife with Steve Irwin and a glowing golden monkey halo. By the end, Peaches bounces between a beer truck explosion in L.A., a haunted passport giveaway, and Ticketmaster price gouging for Sleep Token. He delivers his closing sermon: “Don’t fork over $800 for a concert unless it comes with eternal life and free tacos.” Then he peaces out, leaving behind the energy of a man who’s half radio host, half raving mall prophet. Check me out elsewhere! 📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

    27 min
  4. 5 DAYS AGO

    Ep. 242 - How I Accidentally Became the Fattest Bear of Ocean View High - 10/01/2025

    Welcome to the October 1st episode of Peaches Pit Party, where chaos reigns supreme and Peaches somehow survives a week that looks like a caffeine-fueled tour through hell’s concert circuit. This episode opens with Peaches breathlessly recapping last night’s Chevelle–Asking Alexandria–Dead Poets Society show, where he sprinted around the Mountain America Center like a headless chicken trying to get guitars signed, fans happy, and names pronounced correctly (spoiler: he did not pronounce Jack Underkofler’s name correctly once). Somewhere between a bench interview and realizing his head can be spotted over any crowd, Peaches laments that concert season ends too soon—right before he has to dive into another triple stack of shows that will wreck his sleep schedule and probably his sanity. Then, he unveils his masochistic plan: 31 days of horror movies. The man’s trying to watch a scary movie every single night of October, even though he admits he’ll probably give up by day five when his girlfriend’s family needs help moving furniture. Between debating whether Get Out is even a horror movie and dragging A24 films for being “beautifully boring,” Peaches turns the segment into a full-blown manifesto against pretentious film nerds (looking at you, Viktor “Wictorvilt”). The chaos doesn’t stop there—no, Peaches goes on to discuss barefoot workplaces, the Costco cult, and a woman who literally broke her spine from yawning too hard. (She’s fine, by the way, but now fears yawns like they’re possessed.) He spirals into Idaho hypotheticals about driverless cars causing riots on the “Life in Idaho Falls” Facebook group and reminisces about a Jersey man covering his license plate with socks to dodge tolls. Somewhere in there, he casually references Fat Bear Week, admits he’d win “fattest graduate” of his high school class, and calls out Costco influencers for being one missed membership renewal away from an identity crisis. By the end, Peaches ties it all back to spooky season, asking listeners what the scariest horror movie they’ve ever seen is—while confessing that his own sleep schedule and overpacked week might actually be scarier than The Exorcist. The show closes in peak Peaches fashion: loud, unfiltered, and just slightly unhinged—because sanity is for the morning shows. Check me out elsewhere! 📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

    32 min
  5. 1 OCT

    Ep. 241 - Tall Guy Problems: My Body Is Apparently Blocking Happiness - 09/29/2025

    This episode was basically Peaches going full WWE cage match against life itself. He opened by unleashing his rage at concerts — the eternal war between tall dudes and short complainers. Apparently, no matter where he stands, someone thinks he’s personally blocking their path to happiness, even when he’s literally in the back of the pit catching body shots from angry fans. Then the show pivoted into budgeting madness around the Dad Bod Contest, which spiraled into “how much money does radio actually blow on dumb ideas” while Peaches tried not to lose his mind. From there, things careened into chaos: dealerships that treat oil changes like hostage negotiations, casual dining restaurants charging $30 for burgers with “grandma’s secret seasoning,” and the rise of Chili’s as the one true king of cheap eats. But Peaches wasn’t done — he also tackled Bert Kreischer giveaways, haunting season hype with Lost Souls, Haunted Hospital, Haunted Mill, and Slaughter’s Realm, plus the looming promise of two Halloween songs per hour until October 31st, because KBEAR has officially become possessed by Juicity Vapor. Sports? Oh yeah, we got sports — but in Peaches world that means screaming about overpriced golf beer, MLB’s bizarre new “official hair growth partner,” and wondering if any bald dudes are actually saved by Nutrafol. Then the show got heavy: aging parents, bad posture, soda addictions, the passage of time — all packaged in the most “laugh so you don’t cry” way possible. And, of course, because Peaches can’t end without absurd chaos, we got internet threads about the biggest career mistakes people make, questions about whether Slipknot is officially dad rock, and his ongoing existential war with Bert Kreischer’s sense of time zones. By the time it ended, listeners were left with one conclusion: life is chaos, concerts are war, Chili’s is holy, and Peaches is somehow still standing in the middle of it all. Check me out elsewhere! – facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach

    41 min
  6. 1 OCT

    Ep. 240 - Lavender Peach & the Customer Who’s Never Right - 09/26/2025

    Strap in because this episode was basically a rollercoaster with no seatbelts, one broken wheel, and a guy named Bert Kreischer screaming from the backseat. Peaches kicked things off mourning Ozzy while blasting Judas Priest, then immediately launched into the saga of his “interview from hell” with Bert Kreischer, who somehow thought Idaho existed in Pacific Time like it was an off-brand California. Between sending Zoom links like a desperate IT guy and watching the free trial clock of doom tick down, Peaches managed to host Traffic School powered by The Advocates and still keep his sanity (barely). Mid-show, he even abandoned the studio to get fleeced at a dealership oil change, because apparently car service departments hate employed people. From there, the chaos snowballed: Hollywood Undead prep, Ticket giveaways for Bert’s Permission to Party tour, Peaches openly despising the phrase “the customer is always right,” and fantasizing about telling rude customers to get wrecked. Then came the Shot Clock Sports Update, featuring $18 Michelob Ultras, MLB’s new official hair-growth partner (because nothing screams “America’s pastime” like follicle supplements), and Tony Hawk’s $1.15 million skateboard. We also got unhinged Taylor Swift commentary—Peaches roasted the “Taylor Effect” and contemplated naming his future kid “Lavender Peach,” which would guarantee a lifetime of bullying and trauma. Parking lot wars escalated with a woman getting run over in Winnipeg, leading Peaches to crown the SUV driver “Genius of the Day.” Food rants followed, dunking on $20 burgers with “special grandma seasoning” before ranking Chili’s, Olive Garden, and Texas Roadhouse like his life depended on it. Then the spooky season hype arrived: haunted passports, remote broadcasts, and two Halloween bangers every hour starting Monday thanks to KBear’s Rockin’ Halloween, haunted by Juicity Vapor (yes, that’s real). Existential dread seeped in as Peaches reminded himself that his parents are aging, soda is killing him, and his posture is garbage. And then—peak chaos—he told the story of a Chinese guy who got his HEAD stuck in a traffic light (yes, like Signal Head from some nightmare dimension), plus a kid who survived hitchhiking in a plane’s landing gear. Finally, the episode spiraled into debating whether Slipknot is dad rock (spoiler: yes), before Peaches roasted GTA V’s Trevor actor Steven Ogg for being too weird and too hippie to care about GTA VI. In conclusion: oil changes are scams, Taylor Swift names are cursed, Chili’s is God-tier, Bert Kreischer doesn’t know time zones, and Peaches somehow survived the most chaotic Friday in broadcast history. Check me out elsewhere! – facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach

    25 min

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A replay of Peaches Pit Party which you can hear on KBEAR 101 weekday afternoons 2pm - 7pm MST