It’s Giving Chemtrails…

It’s Giving Chemtrails…

It’s Giving Chemtrails… isn’t just a podcast- it’s a vibe. Hosted by Cassy (your new favorite unhinged conspiracy theorist & spiritualist), this show dives headfirst into some of social medias wildest theories to date. From shadowy government programs to unsolved cosmic mysteries, no stone- or tin foil hat- is left unturned. Cassy doesn’t just regurgitate the same theories you’ve heard over & over a thousand times. This podcast will leave you questioning the nature of reality- and maybe your ex while you’re at it. Get in, loser. We’re questioning reality as we know it.

Episódios

  1. 16/01/2025

    Banned And Boujee: Is Time Up For TikTok? Part One

    This week on It’s Giving Chemtrails…, we’re stepping away from the usual conspiracy theories to dive into a real-life threat to democracy: the looming TikTok ban. Is it about national security, or is the government just pressed about losing control over a platform that empowers marginalized voices? We’re breaking down the timeline of events, why the Supreme Court is playing fast and loose with the First Amendment (again), and how this could set a dangerous precedent for censorship in the digital age. From Project Texas to SCOTUS hypocrisy, we’re discussing why this ban is bigger than just losing your favorite dance trends. Get ready to rage-scroll, bestie—because this episode is uncensored and unapologetic. Let’s talk about why your For You Page might not be for you much longer. Also don’t forget to subscribe—before they ban that too.

    30 min
  2. AI Ate My Internet: The Dead Internet Theory Explained

    01/01/2025

    AI Ate My Internet: The Dead Internet Theory Explained

    Is the internet dead, or did it just ghost us like your last situationship? In this episode, we dive headfirst into the Dead Internet Theory—the wild idea that most of the web is just bots pretending to be us (spoiler: they’re not even good at it). From fake trends to algorithm overlords, we’re unpacking why the internet feels faker than influencer apology videos. Are you talking to a friend online, or is it a robot with boundary issues? Tune in for the tea on the bots, the algorithms and a few existential crises.

    33 min
  3. And If You’re Reading This, We’re Already Dead: A Deep Dive Into Quantum Immortality

    25/12/2024

    And If You’re Reading This, We’re Already Dead: A Deep Dive Into Quantum Immortality

    Is it a timeline jump or just the tequila? In this episode of It’s Giving Chemtrails…, we dive into the trippy theory of quantum immortality—a mind-bending concept that suggests you can’t actually die, just hop into a new reality where you didn’t bite it. From near-death experiences that make no sense to forgetting the fifth person in the car (who even was that?), we’re unpacking the idea that maybe, just maybe, we’re all living on borrowed timelines. This theory is gonna get existentially weird, scientifically spooky, and maybe just a little bit death-y.

    28 min
  4. Lottery Lore: Oops, I Rigged It Again

    18/12/2024

    Lottery Lore: Oops, I Rigged It Again

    Did the Lottery Get Hacked? The Truth About Eddie Tipton, Joan Ginther, and Winning Big (Or Cheating Bigger) What if we told you the lottery might not be as random as your favorite astrology app’s daily horoscopes? This week on It’s Giving Chemtrails…, we’re unraveling the juiciest conspiracy theory of all: the **rigged lottery saga**. From Eddie Tipton—a computer nerd turned lottery kingpin—to Joan Ginther, aka the “Luckiest Woman Alive” (or the smartest?), we’re taking a deep dive into how the system meant to make YOU rich got gamed by its own insiders. Was Tipton a criminal mastermind with cheat codes for the jackpot? Did Ginther’s Ph.D. in statistics turn scratch-offs into a Ph.D. in getting paid? And most importantly: **is the lottery REALLY just a scam for broke millennials and Gen Z dreamers?** (Spoiler: maybe.) Expect: 🎲 Wild stories about Tipton’s malware magic and Ginther’s “coincidental” four-time wins. 📊 A crash course in why randomness might be a lie. Whether you’re a Powerball daydreamer or a “lol why would I play, it’s all rigged” skeptic, this episode has ALL the tea on gaming the system. Subscribe and listen now—because the odds of you loving this episode? **100% guaranteed.**

    23 min
  5. GATEkeeping the Simulation

    11/12/2024

    GATEkeeping the Simulation

    Gifted programs, government secrets, and a dash of existential dread…In this episode of It’s Giving Chemtrails…, we’re hitting at the GATE conspiracy like a suspiciously heavy piñata. What started as a program for “gifted kids” might just be hiding ties to psychic testing, mind control experiments, and maybe even prepping for the next Cold War. Was your 5th-grade math test actually a CIA recruitment tool? Did they know some of us would discover our powers a little late and go rogue? Tag your friends for GATE-keeping the Simulation—if they remember their test scores, it’s probably already too late.

    38 min
  6. Trap King or Trap Clone? The Gucci Mane Conspiracy

    04/12/2024

    Trap King or Trap Clone? The Gucci Mane Conspiracy

    Ever wondered if Gucci Mane is *actually* the same guy we knew back in 2014, or has he been replaced by a high-fashion clone sent from the lab? Yeah, we went there. In this episode, we dive deep into the conspiracy theory that the Trap God himself, Gucci Mane, is not just a rapper but a clone with a sparkling smile, a new lease on life, and an ice-cold drip that’s too good to be true. We’ll take you through the origins of cloning and why the world went wild over it, especially in the early 2000s (spoiler: people were *terrified*). From human cloning controversies to how this theory sparked the debate on moral, ethical, and religious levels, we’re covering it all. And of course, what would a conspiracy theory be without some celebrity spice? Find out which other celebs have been accused of cloning and why the internet can't stop meme-ing this Gucci Mane saga. Whether you're a die-hard fan of Gucci's post-prison glow-up or just here for the chaos, this episode will have you questioning everything—like, what if that extra "Wop" was actually just a "Wop Clone"? Tune in, and let’s get conspiratorial (and a little ridiculous). *Disclaimer: No clones were harmed in the making of this podcast.*

    14 min
  7. “Divine” Delulu: Twin Flame Connections

    01/12/2024

    “Divine” Delulu: Twin Flame Connections

    Swipe right on this episode where we spill the tea on the twin flame conspiracy that has the spiritual world in a chokehold. Are twin flames really the ultimate soul connection, or just an excuse to cling to toxic situationships? We’ll break down what this intense phenomenon really is, how it’s often confused with trauma bonds (cough narcissists cough), and where the line blurs between love and limerence. Then, we take a sharp turn into TikTok’s tarot wonderland, where readers promise that “he’s your twin flame and is about to text you right now.” Spoiler alert: he’s not. We expose how these viral readings prey on heartbreak and obsession, creating a clickbait culture that profits off vulnerability. If you’ve ever asked, “Is my ex really thinking about me or is this just a highly-targeted algorithm attack?”, this episode is for you. We’re serving laughs, lessons, and a side of skepticism—all while helping you reclaim your power. Tune in, because your higher self told us you needed this.

    36 min
  8. Coral Conundrum: Edward Leedskalnin & the Power Of Unrequited Love

    01/12/2024

    Coral Conundrum: Edward Leedskalnin & the Power Of Unrequited Love

    In this episode, we’re diving deep into the jaw-dropping, head-scratching mystery of Coral Castle, the architectural wonder built by one man, Edward Leedskalnin, using tools no fancier than a rusty tripod and raw determination. How did a 5-foot-tall, 100-pound man single-handedly move THOUSANDS of tons of stone—some heavier than the pyramids of Giza? Was it ancient wisdom? Magnetic currents? Or just sheer spite over being dumped by his fiancée, "Sweet Sixteen"? We’ll unravel Ed’s bittersweet love story, explore the wildest conspiracy theories (aliens, anyone?), and take a peek into his cryptic writings on magnetism that might hold the key to his mysterious methods. Plus, we’ll chat about the mind-blowing power of heartache as a creative fuel and the legacy of Coral Castle as Florida’s quirkiest tourist hotspot. If you’ve ever questioned the limits of human strength, the mysteries of physics, or the questionable decisions we make for love—this episode is for you. Tune in for humor, history, and just the right amount of WTF energy.

    24 min
  9. From Bezmenov, With Love

    27/11/2024

    From Bezmenov, With Love

    Step into the chaotic mind of Yuri Bezmenov, the KGB defector with a flair for drama and dystopian predictions. In this debut episode of *It’s Giving Chemtrails*, we’re diving into Bezmenov’s 1984 interview where he spilled the Soviet tea on a four-step blueprint to overthrow democracy. From demoralization (a 15-20 year slow burn) to the six-week whirlwind of crisis, Yuri’s revelations might feel eerily familiar in today’s world. Join Cassy as she unpacks the wild backstory of this Soviet chaos agent turned “prophet” for TikTok conspiracy theorists, and don’t worry—we’re keeping it fun, relatable, and just the right amount of paranoid. Was he a true whistleblower, or just a master propagandist playing his final role? Tune in to decide for yourself.

    39 min
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Sobre

It’s Giving Chemtrails… isn’t just a podcast- it’s a vibe. Hosted by Cassy (your new favorite unhinged conspiracy theorist & spiritualist), this show dives headfirst into some of social medias wildest theories to date. From shadowy government programs to unsolved cosmic mysteries, no stone- or tin foil hat- is left unturned. Cassy doesn’t just regurgitate the same theories you’ve heard over & over a thousand times. This podcast will leave you questioning the nature of reality- and maybe your ex while you’re at it. Get in, loser. We’re questioning reality as we know it.

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  • Autoria
    It’s Giving Chemtrails…
  • Anos em atividade
    2024 - 2025
  • Episódios
    9
  • Classificação
    Explícito
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