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Anchors Tad Flakey and his charming wife Lilibet Flakey, bring you the most pointlessly weird and funny news from around the world, just to put a smile on your face. No fact checking, some is fiction, but most stories are the cold, hard and hilarious (sometimes gross) truth.

  1. -3 DIAS

    Canadian Whine

    On today's show, a Canadian man celebrates their hockey loss by taking a chainsaw to his TV. Then, the condom supply at the winter olympics lasted only 3 days. Next, a naked man steals an ambulance with a patient inside. Spoiler alert, it did not happen in Florida.

    12 min

  2. 18/02

    Florida Man Gets Freaky With His Vacuum

    On today's show, a Florida Man gets his freak on with a vacuum cleaner. Then, a rumble breaks out on a Florida pickleball court. Next, the government's new realfood.gov website has a chatbot that will cheerfully advise you what foods you can shove up your ass.

    10 min

  3. 11/02

    Farting History-The More You Know!

    On today's show, in case you missed it, February 5 was National Fart Day and I'll tell you the backstory on the history of farting. Then, Canada's super pigs are poised to invade the U.S. Next, I'll do a deep dive into the penis injection scandal unfolding at the Winter Olympics!

    11 min

  4. 27/01

    A Deadly Gay Manatee Tryst

    On today's show, a male manatee dies after having sex with his brother. Then, hundreds of pet rats in New York are now homeless and looking for their forever home. Next, the head of a Florida toilet cartel is caught and he's now flushed with guilt.

    10 min

  5. 20/01

    Racing Garbage Cans

    On today's show, we'll start with 3 really pointlessly stupid warning labels. Then, a local inventor breaks the speed record for driving in a garbage can. Next, a doctor shares what really goes on when you're knocked out during a colonoscopy and yes, it's nasty like poop poo. Also, an apology for not doing a podcast last week......because we now live in a pointlessly  unfunny world. In other words, I had nothing last week.

    10 min

  6. 7/01

    Sex Toys For Soldiers

    On today's show, the U.S. Department of War battles a Toronto sex shop. Then, a robot sues for damage after getting beaten up on TV. Next, it's our first Florida Man story of the new year and of course, it's hilarious.

    9 min

  7. 31/12/2025

    Beaver Advice Hotline

    On today's show, having issues with your beaver? A Swiss hotline would like to know. Then, some mummified meat is screened by TSA agents at O'hare airport. Next, some buff bears break into a Colorado gym, to enjoy a protein shake and some power lifting.

    11 min

  8. 24/12/2025

    Booty Wash

    On today's festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it. Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet. Next, there's a new body wash made just to clean your anus.

    12 min
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Anchors Tad Flakey and his charming wife Lilibet Flakey, bring you the most pointlessly weird and funny news from around the world, just to put a smile on your face. No fact checking, some is fiction, but most stories are the cold, hard and hilarious (sometimes gross) truth.

Informação

  • Autoria
    Philzer Productions
  • Anos em atividade
    2024 - 2026
  • Episódios
    67
  • Classificação
    Explícito
  • Copyright
    Philzer Productions ©2026
  • Site do programa
    Pointless Global News