The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. “The Postman Was on Her Fantasy List?!” — Is This Healthy or a Red Flag?

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    “The Postman Was on Her Fantasy List?!” — Is This Healthy or a Red Flag?

    On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and hilarious real-life stories. From fantasy celebrity lists gone wrong (including one very muscular postman), to relationship confessions about hotel getaways and the death of romance after kids, nothing is off-limits. Ross reveals his holiday prep chaos ahead of his trip to Barbados, Peter explains the weirdest ad campaigns he’s ever done (including straddling a snooker table with Abbey in lingerie), and the pair get brutally honest about body confidence, low libido, and whether fantasy lists are harmless fun or total red flags It’s equal parts therapy session, comedy hour, and marital debate — with the usual dose of Crouch–Clancy chaos. 00:00 – Intro chaos 02:20 – The stingray incident that left Abbey scarred for life 04:36 – Listener dilemma: The fantasy celebrity list gone wrong 07:40 – Are fantasy lists dangerous? 08:17 – Hotel room confessions — “packing half the bedroom!” 10:00 – Golf terminology guessing game disaster 14:00 – Homeopathic remedies & Abbey’s wellness obsession 16:20 – The weirdest ad jobs they’ve ever done 19:00 – Peter’s surreal BBC One moment with Wayne Rooney 21:10 – Confidence vs nerves — Abbey’s honesty on anxiety 22:00 – Soup wars: Mushroom vs Broccoli showdown 24:10 – Listener dilemma: Losing confidence after having kids 26:00 – Abbey’s take on post-baby body confidence & intimacy Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min
  2. Rick Astley: The Truth About Never Gonna Give You Up, Shocking Confessions & Return To Stardom

    HACE 2 DÍAS

    Rick Astley: The Truth About Never Gonna Give You Up, Shocking Confessions & Return To Stardom

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by pop icon Rick Astley, whose legendary 1987 hit “Never Gonna Give You Up” made him one of the most recognizable voices in music history. The trio dive deep into Rick’s incredible career—from making tea at the studios of Stock Aitken Waterman to becoming a global superstar and internet meme decades later. Rick opens up about the early days of fame, the pressures of the pop world, his shock retirement at 27, and the unexpected comeback that reignited his career. Expect laughs, confessions, and heartfelt reflections as they discuss everything from performing with Blossoms at Glastonbury to meeting Elton John and Paul McCartney. It’s a nostalgic, hilarious, and surprisingly moving chat that proves legends really never give you up. 00:00:00 — Opening banter & NFL recap 00:05:25 — “Not listening” / banister anecdote 00:11:09 — Heartfelt listener message (love & step-mom reveal) 00:15:10 — Rick Astley joins the podcast 00:17:00 — Rick on recent gigs & the YouTube celebration 00:19:20 — Karaoke/duet fiasco story 00:21:40 — On being a musician: instruments, drums, studio life 00:27:30 — Origin of “Never Gonna Give You Up” 00:31:57 — How life changed after the hit 00:43:50 — Why he quit at 27 — the long break 00:54:55 — Foo Fighters / Dave Grohl moment 01:05:29 — Reflection & closing  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 h y 8 min
  3. Midlife Crisis or Just a Leather Jacket? Answering Your Relationship Dealbreakers!

    9 OCT

    Midlife Crisis or Just a Leather Jacket? Answering Your Relationship Dealbreakers!

    On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa tackling your juiciest listener dilemmas. From midlife crises and changing bodies in marriage to fighting over playlists and separate dinners, nothing is off-limits. The pair reflect on marriage, juggling career ambitions, body confidence, and friendship groups, while keeping things as funny and unfiltered as ever. Expect heartfelt advice, cheeky confessions, and plenty of laughs as they get real about the highs and lows of long-term love. 00:00 – Intro: Abbey and Peter kick off the AMA with laughs 00:54 – First listener dilemma: career ambition vs contentment in marriage 03:40 – Abbey and Pete debate contentment vs striving for more 05:33 – Success defined: promotions vs family time 08:45 – A raw question about weight changes in marriage 11:13 – Body confidence, beauty standards, and menopause talk 12:31 – A listener’s husband hits a midlife crisis 15:21 – Abbey’s story about Erin Brockovich’s Hells Angel neighbour 18:19 – Should couples laugh at each other in public? 21:06 – Fighting over playlists: pop vs heavy metal 23:34 – Food battles: vegan vs carnivore couple 26:08 – Friendship circles after marriage and feeling left out Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    30 min
  4. Larry & George Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Wild TV Tales & Exposing The Food Industry’s Dark Secrets

    7 OCT

    Larry & George Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Wild TV Tales & Exposing The Food Industry’s Dark Secrets

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo Larry and George Lamb. Larry, beloved for his iconic role as Mick Shipman in Gavin & Stacey, and George, a broadcaster turned passionate farmer and businessman, bring stories full of humour, heart, and honesty. From behind-the-scenes memories of Gavin & Stacey to George’s mission to transform farming with Wildfarmed, the pair open up about their family bond, work, and lessons learned along the way.  Expect tales of fame, hangovers, goats in the desert, and even Larry’s reignited passion for poetry. In true Therapy Crouch fashion, there are laughs, chaos, and surprisingly deep moments you won’t want to miss. 00:29 – Abbey & Peter kick things off with Ross’s return 04:14 – Weekend hangovers and family shenanigans 08:13 – Abbey reveals horse rescue plans 09:27 – Funniest “your mum” insults in Spanish 13:12 – “Fake Fanta” and laughing fits 16:24 – Guests Larry & George Lamb introduced 18:32 – Dishwasher stacking wars and chaos 30:03 – George on meeting Groove Armada & the farming journey 36:26 – Farming struggles, nature, and lost connections 38:00 – Larry talks about Gavin & Stacey’s return 42:11 – The “Dream Weavers”: James Corden & Ruth Jones’ genius 43:57 – Larry recalls the roughest meal he ever ate abroad 47:36 – George on claustrophobia, travel, and saying “yes” to everything 50:12 – Larry shares his love for solitude, beaches, and driftwood fires 01:05:00 – Larry on poetry, family, and legacy Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 h y 9 min
  5. Cosy Season is Here! Cuffing, Bone Broth and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

    30 SEP

    Cosy Season is Here! Cuffing, Bone Broth and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

    Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of The Therapy Crouch. In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of everyday British life, covering everything from pumpkin spiced lattes, cuffing season, home remedies, and the cost of cosy living. Abbey opens up about her love of soup season, bone broth, and vitamins, while Peter reflects on chaotic weekends, unexpected house guests, and why he’ll never clap for a pilot. If you’ve ever laughed at the quirks of British culture, argued about umbrellas, or found yourself stuck between cosy vibes and chaos, this episode will feel painfully relatable. Expect big laughs, nostalgic throwbacks, and no filter from one of the UK’s most-loved couples. 00:00 – Welcome to The Therapy Crouch 05:00 – Golf, Beers, and Box Sets 10:37 – Listener Story: Tantric Sex Nightmare 12:07 – Clapping on Planes Debate 17:35 – Autumn Vibes & Cosy Living 21:18 – Soup Season & Bone Broth Obsession 25:27 – The Truth About Cuffing Season 32:03 – Listener Dilemma: Dating a Mum of Two 38:55 – Listener Dilemma: Partying With the Boys 42:29 – Closing Laughs & Next Week’s Promise Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #CosySeason #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  6. British Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets

    25 SEP

    British Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable British problems sourced straight from Reddit. From festive meltdowns over £30 advent calendars to public transport germ warfare, the duo unpack it all with their trademark banter and no-holds-barred honesty. Abbey discusses crumpet logistics, while Peter reflects on outrageous public toilets, nostalgic piracy, and QR code culture. Packed with bizarre encounters, candid parenting confessions, and laugh-out-loud moments, this episode showcases the Crouch household at its most chaotic and most lovable. 00:00 – Crumpet Chaos and HydraFacials 01:10 – Pre-Christmas Parenting Meltdown 02:45 – The Advent Calendar Disaster 04:15 – Facials, Fridges, and Forget Christmas Gifts 05:30 – Horse Riding vs Competition Anxiety 06:20 – Reddit Rants Begin 07:15 – Big Coat Gamble Season 08:45 – Crumpet Dribble & Bearded Hygiene 10:00 – Toilet Trauma Across the UK 11:45 – Strange Friends in Stations 13:00 – Unhinged Dating Shows & Island Obsession 14:15 – QR Code Culture Has Gone Too Far 15:40 – Road Rage & Driving Disasters 17:00 – Grandparents Day Is... a Thing Now? 18:30 – British Rage, Beeping, and Silent Mistakes 20:00 – Wrap Up: Bone Broth & Vitamin D Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #BritishProblems #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
  7. Wild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!

    23 SEP

    Wild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly whines about VR porn addictions and kids who won’t relax with the infamous “Shabba”. Expect fiery debates over Scousers vs. Wools and plant of laugh-out-loud moments. Things take a more heartfelt turn when they read a moving listener message about how the podcast has genuinely helped someone through a dark time—reminding us all of the power of laughter and connection. The pair also weigh in on relationship psychology tips from Instagram, parenting debates, and even the dangers of topless selfies popping up mid-work. In the Agony Abs, listeners write in with dilemmas ranging from messy friendship hook-ups to dropping hints for proposals, giving Abbey and Pete plenty to get stuck into with their no-nonsense advice. 00:00 – Outrageous cheating confessions and VR porn horror stories 00:20 – Abbey and Pete banter about fitness setbacks and wanky caviar crumpets 04:24 – Abbey reads a moving listener message about mental health and survival 07:29 – The couple discuss the importance of checking in on loved ones 09:41 – Scousers vs. Wools: the postcode war heats up 13:40 – The “Shabba” parenting nightmare—when kids take things too far 14:26 – VR porn headset thrusting story sparks disbelief 17:06 – Abbey and Pete react to Instagram ‘relationship psychology’ tips 22:08 – The massage vs. masturbation debate takes a hilarious turn 28:02 – Do women really sleep worse next to men? 38:25 – Awkward friendship hookup threatens to ruin everything 42:01 – A listener begs for proposal tips and ring-shopping advice Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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