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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Larry & George Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Wild TV Tales & Exposing The Food Industry’s Dark Secrets

    20 HR AGO

    Larry & George Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Wild TV Tales & Exposing The Food Industry’s Dark Secrets

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo Larry and George Lamb. Larry, beloved for his iconic role as Mick Shipman in Gavin & Stacey, and George, a broadcaster turned passionate farmer and businessman, bring stories full of humour, heart, and honesty. From behind-the-scenes memories of Gavin & Stacey to George’s mission to transform farming with Wildfarmed, the pair open up about their family bond, work, and lessons learned along the way.  Expect tales of fame, hangovers, goats in the desert, and even Larry’s reignited passion for poetry. In true Therapy Crouch fashion, there are laughs, chaos, and surprisingly deep moments you won’t want to miss. 00:29 – Abbey & Peter kick things off with Ross’s return 04:14 – Weekend hangovers and family shenanigans 08:13 – Abbey reveals horse rescue plans 09:27 – Funniest “your mum” insults in Spanish 13:12 – “Fake Fanta” and laughing fits 16:24 – Guests Larry & George Lamb introduced 18:32 – Dishwasher stacking wars and chaos 30:03 – George on meeting Groove Armada & the farming journey 36:26 – Farming struggles, nature, and lost connections 38:00 – Larry talks about Gavin & Stacey’s return 42:11 – The “Dream Weavers”: James Corden & Ruth Jones’ genius 43:57 – Larry recalls the roughest meal he ever ate abroad 47:36 – George on claustrophobia, travel, and saying “yes” to everything 50:12 – Larry shares his love for solitude, beaches, and driftwood fires 01:05:00 – Larry on poetry, family, and legacy Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 9m
  2. Pete: “How Boring Must I Be?! You’d Rather Look at Taps!”

    5 DAYS AGO

    Pete: “How Boring Must I Be?! You’d Rather Look at Taps!”

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s bedtime bickering and festival fantasies galore as Abbey and Peter dive into the hilarious highs and lows of married life. From fighting for space in bed with cats and kids to planning the ultimate birthday celebration (spoiler: it may involve donkeys). We hear from listeners grappling with snoring spouses, mobile phone addiction, and awkward bedtime routines. There’s also a delightfully weird “Would You Rather” that forces Pete to choose between showering with his aunt or snogging his cousin. Classic Therapy Crouch chaos. Whether it’s household chores turning into scoreboard wars, debates over how late is too late for dinner, or trying to survive your partner’s tractor YouTube addiction. If you’ve ever argued over pillows or tried to plan the “perfect” surprise that backfires, this one’s for you. Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #MarriageHumour #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  3. Cosy Season is Here! Cuffing, Bone Broth and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

    30 SEPT

    Cosy Season is Here! Cuffing, Bone Broth and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

    Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of The Therapy Crouch. In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of everyday British life, covering everything from pumpkin spiced lattes, cuffing season, home remedies, and the cost of cosy living. Abbey opens up about her love of soup season, bone broth, and vitamins, while Peter reflects on chaotic weekends, unexpected house guests, and why he’ll never clap for a pilot. If you’ve ever laughed at the quirks of British culture, argued about umbrellas, or found yourself stuck between cosy vibes and chaos, this episode will feel painfully relatable. Expect big laughs, nostalgic throwbacks, and no filter from one of the UK’s most-loved couples. 00:00 – Welcome to The Therapy Crouch 05:00 – Golf, Beers, and Box Sets 10:37 – Listener Story: Tantric Sex Nightmare 12:07 – Clapping on Planes Debate 17:35 – Autumn Vibes & Cosy Living 21:18 – Soup Season & Bone Broth Obsession 25:27 – The Truth About Cuffing Season 32:03 – Listener Dilemma: Dating a Mum of Two 38:55 – Listener Dilemma: Partying With the Boys 42:29 – Closing Laughs & Next Week’s Promise Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #CosySeason #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  4. British Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets

    25 SEPT

    British Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable British problems sourced straight from Reddit. From festive meltdowns over £30 advent calendars to public transport germ warfare, the duo unpack it all with their trademark banter and no-holds-barred honesty. Abbey discusses crumpet logistics, while Peter reflects on outrageous public toilets, nostalgic piracy, and QR code culture. Packed with bizarre encounters, candid parenting confessions, and laugh-out-loud moments, this episode showcases the Crouch household at its most chaotic and most lovable. 00:00 – Crumpet Chaos and HydraFacials 01:10 – Pre-Christmas Parenting Meltdown 02:45 – The Advent Calendar Disaster 04:15 – Facials, Fridges, and Forget Christmas Gifts 05:30 – Horse Riding vs Competition Anxiety 06:20 – Reddit Rants Begin 07:15 – Big Coat Gamble Season 08:45 – Crumpet Dribble & Bearded Hygiene 10:00 – Toilet Trauma Across the UK 11:45 – Strange Friends in Stations 13:00 – Unhinged Dating Shows & Island Obsession 14:15 – QR Code Culture Has Gone Too Far 15:40 – Road Rage & Driving Disasters 17:00 – Grandparents Day Is... a Thing Now? 18:30 – British Rage, Beeping, and Silent Mistakes 20:00 – Wrap Up: Bone Broth & Vitamin D Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #BritishProblems #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
  5. Wild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!

    23 SEPT

    Wild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly whines about VR porn addictions and kids who won’t relax with the infamous “Shabba”. Expect fiery debates over Scousers vs. Wools and plant of laugh-out-loud moments. Things take a more heartfelt turn when they read a moving listener message about how the podcast has genuinely helped someone through a dark time—reminding us all of the power of laughter and connection. The pair also weigh in on relationship psychology tips from Instagram, parenting debates, and even the dangers of topless selfies popping up mid-work. In the Agony Abs, listeners write in with dilemmas ranging from messy friendship hook-ups to dropping hints for proposals, giving Abbey and Pete plenty to get stuck into with their no-nonsense advice. 00:00 – Outrageous cheating confessions and VR porn horror stories 00:20 – Abbey and Pete banter about fitness setbacks and wanky caviar crumpets 04:24 – Abbey reads a moving listener message about mental health and survival 07:29 – The couple discuss the importance of checking in on loved ones 09:41 – Scousers vs. Wools: the postcode war heats up 13:40 – The “Shabba” parenting nightmare—when kids take things too far 14:26 – VR porn headset thrusting story sparks disbelief 17:06 – Abbey and Pete react to Instagram ‘relationship psychology’ tips 22:08 – The massage vs. masturbation debate takes a hilarious turn 28:02 – Do women really sleep worse next to men? 38:25 – Awkward friendship hookup threatens to ruin everything 42:01 – A listener begs for proposal tips and ring-shopping advice Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min
  6. Awkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!

    18 SEPT

    Awkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits. Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle. With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch. 00:00 – Intro 00:01:21 – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks. 00:03:53 – Diving into British Reddit problems. 00:06:39 – The courier who ignored clear instructions. 00:08:10 – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group. 00:12:10 – The great British heating debate. 00:14:45 – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama. 00:16:42 – The Maldives Pringles disaster. 00:20:30 – Peter banned from the playground for conkers. 00:24:06 – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong. 00:27:14 – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made. 00:35:35 – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train. Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  7. Agony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia?

    16 SEPT

    Agony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia?

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and relationship woes for the pair to solve. With our beloved Ross under the weather, Sam steps in as substitute co-host, bringing fresh energy (and questionable jokes). From partners refusing to lift a finger around the house, to families torn between moving to the other side of the world, to the heartbreak of cheating boyfriends and whether it’s ever okay to marry three times, nothing is off-limits. Expect plenty of laughs, heartfelt advice, and even a squirrel invasion horror story that left an entire house destroyed. Plus, Abbey and Pete debate hypothetical moves abroad, relive their own hilarious medical mishaps, and round off with another game of football name pronunciations that leaves Abbey completely baffled. Drop your well wishes to Ross in the comments! 00:00 – Intro 00:34 – Ross is ill, Sam steps in as co-host 01:34 – Weekly whine: Abbey’s endless phone chats vs Pete’s listening skills 05:03 – Listener dilemma: Doing no chores & avoiding family 09:33 – Listener asks Pete about his sinus surgery 12:17 – A Hawaiian holiday “Shabba” photo moment 15:09 – Squirrel invasion destroys a family home 17:17 – Listener dilemma: Should we move to Australia? 23:01 – Listener dilemma: Boyfriend cheats, she’s left homeless at uni 27:01 – Listener’s husband books dental surgery right before her birthday party 31:08 – Abbey recalls Pete’s groin surgery disaster during childbirth 33:18 – Listener dilemma: Is it embarrassing to marry a third time? Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  8. Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!

    11 SEPT

    Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong. There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos. 00:00 – Intro 00:25 – We’re playing a little game today… 00:53 – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries 04:53 – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track) 10:05 – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando 10:22 – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos 13:00 – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath 15:20 – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones? 19:07 – The animal-naming game goes off the rails 19:34 – Back to school: which subjects would Pete & Abbey smash or fail? 26:07 – The boss crush question—promotion or passion? 30:20 – Would you rather give up booze or sex? 31:59 – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to cope Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    224
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
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    The Therapy Crouch

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