110 episodes

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


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Stellar Firma Rusty Quill

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“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


New episodes every Friday!


For more information, visit www.rustyquill.com

    STL 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement

    STL 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement

    Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement

    Line Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.

    Content Warning for:
    - Alcohol use & alcoholism
    - Bullying/taunting
    - Emotional abuse
    - Emetophobia.
    Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood trauma.
    Mentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humour.
    SFX: shouting, static.

    Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Eddie Ryan, nihhon, Anna Kiselevich, Jade Rose Fulford, Anrea Jones, Ashley McManus, Kate Schwichtenberg, Eric Magnuson, Kyle Jett Peterson, Stripey Tail, Si Porter, Nr.9, Deandra Mosura, Isaac Persad, and all of our other supporters. Thank You!

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    Bathin: Travis McElroy

    Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by qubodup, Udit Duseja, Inspector J, boodabomb, ciaranm758, kbnevel, JessKawaiiXxX, kalhan, gumballrimpoche & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

    Additional music:
    Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4312-running-fanfare
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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    • 30 min
    STL 69 - Posturing and Proliferation

    STL 69 - Posturing and Proliferation

    Episode 69 - Posturing and Proliferation

    Alisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.

    Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.

    Content Warning for:
    - Bullying/taunting
    - Alcohol & alcoholism
    - Body modification
    - Threats of violence
    - Discussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depression
    - Mentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.
    - SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire.

    Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder, Jorge García, Emily Krichmar, Dyon Puts, i think ur pretty cool, Autumn Seel-Baker, Clara Rigual Munoz rainy j, potpourri, Chloe, Μυρτώ Απλαντή, Brian Sullivan, Варя Бородина, Iwona Gajór, & Ásgerður Ósk.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

    Editing: Maddy Searle
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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    • 26 min
    STL 68 - Slides and Sass

    STL 68 - Slides and Sass

    Episode 68 - Slides and Sass

    Count Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet.

    Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides.

    Content Warning for:
    - Emotional abuse
    - Bullying/taunting
    - Alcohol & alcoholism
    - Violence & injury
    - Vicarious embarrassment.

    Discussion of: death, poisoning, self-recrimination.
    Mentions of: trauma (inc. childhood trauma), gambling, guns.
    SFX: sobbing, high pitched sounds, bells.

    Special thanks to Sadie Moon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: V Guest, Fiona Porter, Archimedes 871, Annabelle M, CJ, Cowboyhell, Timothy LaGrone, Jen Amico, Sean Hurley, monstrous venus, Madeleine Wenc, Hyst, Plim Flatterband, Daniel Prehm, Charlotte Farquhar, Catherine Cerny, emrys lee, iriki, Miles Frankel, deirdre, Lea F., Kat Lancaster, Eric Silva, Rebekah Paerels, Julian Sanchez, Leah Hunter, Kiri Baildon-Smith, Bonnie-Jo MacLeod, Noa Jamie Remus, Emilie Clifford, Ruby Mitchell, Carol McPherson, Jules Schaefer, Bradlee Allen, Azra, Jasper Vega, Audrey Salo, Nora, Sara Clark, Georgia Wilson, Clowder of One, Abby G, Elliot G Grace, ZeekiZeii, Harley Powell, Alandrea, Rowan Krieghbaum, ty, Colleen Moore.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

    Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX: sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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    • 25 min
    STL 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility

    STL 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility

    Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility

    Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.

    Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.

    Content Warning for:
    - Bullying/taunting
    - Injury (inc. SFX)
    - Alcohol & alcoholism
    - Discussion of: toilet humour
    - Mentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violence
    - SFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency sound.

    Special thanks to Ria for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laurel Buchanan, Maria Maksimova, Nikki, Seren Mist, Vince Nguyen, Asha Perry, DamienandFishGreco, Haberdasher, Jay Palmer, John Anglo, Jose Manuel Santiago Yepes, Katherine Bullen, Kyden Lundquist, Leah Higginbotham, lmx_v3point3, Melody Landrum, Mia, Moira Haney, Paravellex, Ray McKenzie, Rebecca Frederick, Rebekka B., Robin Dauster, Rowan Lorne, snowpossum, wrongsocks, Yo Mama', Zoke Miyama, Al LaBarrie, Ares Crowley, Calamari Matahari, E Kennedy, Kayla, Keelee, Lauga, Lena Klambauer, Lucia Kelly, QuizzicalQuibbler, sydney, Isabel Velasco, Vague Coffeecup, Kaela Woolsey, Morgan Short, Ahgbri Kanatist, WinglessWolf, Cece Henry, Lottie Rose, Charlie, Sonny Acosta.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

    Editing: Maddy Searle
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX: marcgp13, ElWilk, kyles, Coral_Island_Studios, krnash, WavJunction.com, TurtleLG, InspectorJ, dheming, StephenSaldanha & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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    • 23 min
    STL 66 - Nets and New Contributors

    STL 66 - Nets and New Contributors

    Episode 66 - Nets and New Contributors

    Stefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.

    Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.

    Content Warning for:
    - Emotional abuse
    - Bullying/taunting
    - Arguments
    - Alcohol & alcoholism
    - Discrimination & prejudice
    - Discussions of: emetophobia, knives
    - Mentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, food
    - SFX: shouting, eating sounds.

    Special thanks to ShannonIsLost for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: demoneyes nightkiller, Gray Dodgen, Jessica Rowden, Katharine Brinker, Lina Vargas, Morgan Souza, Myoungjin, Zooglemoof, 10_a_knut, Alexandra Iles, Andrew Kornfeld, artisticProgram, Bonnie Pryor, Charlibug, chomp, Clara Joe Bailey, cuddlykraken, Dare, Dis-Aster, Evangeline, FriendlyCybird, grfailure, Joan Flyvholm, Jordan Graham, Kaitlyn Cottrell, Kale, kleffy, Lisa Stafford, Lisel, Mark A. Little II, Marta L, Mea Holloway, MothPrincess, Nora Sabban, Robin, Tsuki Mitsukai, useastory, Abby Norling-Ruggles, AbeTrve, Adrienne Gillevet, Breanna Schaeffer, Brynne Clouse, Cara, Caroline Seidman, Crowley, Emma Armstrong, Jessica and Anthony Moltisanti, Kelwyn Brennan, Kit.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

    Editing: Maddy Searle
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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    • 26 min
    STL 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation

    STL 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation

    Episode 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation

    Line Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment.

    Content Warning for:

    - Emotional abuse
    - Bullying/taunting
    - Depression
    - Arguments
    - Restraints & interrogation
    - Panic
    - Discussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuries
    - Mentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food, exercise, innuendo.

    Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael Sebba, Ally Miller, Ben Milne, Quill, Mari Long, Angela Walters, Anna Piskadlo, Carolyn Thraves, Clara, Felix Kaisar, Jennifer Haskell, Skoegul, sophieZbx, AlexandraThePosh, Ali Melody McGowan, Andrew Huffman, Anna Smidebush, beck, Brenna Haney, Carly Baxter, Dez, hannah d, Margaret Rigotti, Marijayne, Polina Cedric, 0, Alexzandreta Ravenor, Fantasy Costco, Kiera Brook, Miranda Stevens, Petra, roxy hale, Stella Paradise, Ashley, Ashten Lucael Ezra Rose, Ben Mabee, Emma Moesen, hana, Hannah McCarthy, Harry Barnard, lady of the labyrinth, Magie Fotovatian-Calderon, Michael Shelley boi, Morgan#1997, Six Rudolph, Aerasani, Amanda-Marie Goode, Armored Victory, Caeruleum.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

    Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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    • 24 min

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10/10 would recommend!

Did not know what to expect when I started listening. Never thought I would become so invested in a little gender-fluid clone and... whatever Trexel Geistman has got going on.

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