The Wizard Scroll

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THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snicker in delight. Check out all my links here: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Artwork by Nick Vanamee: https://www.instagram.com/nickvanamee

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  1. Episode 1

    WHSM1 | First Day

    Wizard Highschool Musical part 1 of 6. Young Azataz returns to Wizard Highschool Academy for his senior year of studies. But when the new girl catches his eye, the wizard in training suddenly has more on his mind than getting good marks... Cast (in order of appearance) Azataz the Wize - Chris Bauso Professor Swampass - AJ Fidalgo Orgonoth the Awful - Paul Hikari Quidzel the Exquisite - Squid Ludwig Saul the Four Legged - Tim Jennings Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills Darlene the Spectacular - Gabriel B Umbrelei the Gothic - Krissi Williams NPC 1 - Ben Mills NPC 2 - Taylor Arin NPC 3 - Ben Mills Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket Lunch Ladies - Devin Kiester Orcimedes - SockX Bully Character - Ace D Wizard Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills Headmaster Dumblesnatch - Scott R McKinley Professor Ladywitch - Jess McCoy Episode artwork by Ben Mills WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story! Songs used: Curious Capers & Curious Capers Creative Cut- Adam Dib ; Rival's Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Duck Duck Goose- Inon Zur ; This Blue Moon (Instrumental)- Ian Post ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip 'WHSM Opening Credits Theme' is a parody of the song 'Grease' by Frankie Valli, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with rearrangement by Skyler Giordano, lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Tanya Maksood 'Someone' was arranged by Qracle, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams 'King of the Gym' was performed with 0 prep-time by Ben Mills, using the instrumental song 'Teddy Bear Waltz' by Kevin MacLeod 'Ladywitch's Lesson' was arranged by Ben Mills with lyrics by Ben Mills, Chris Bauso & Jess McCoy and vocals by Jess McCoy 'The Math Rap' was arranged by Skyler Giordano with lyrics by James Hart and vocals by Chris Bauso & AJ Fidalgo 'Someone Reprise' was arranged by Ben Mills, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    WHSM1 | First Day

  2. Season 4 Trailer

    Schmoe Brannigan's Promotional Feature 2026

    Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovely ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the upcoming season 4 soon on an RSS feed near you! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Episode Artwork by ⁠⁠Ben Mills WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington Song used: Identity- Equip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Schmoe Brannigan's Promotional Feature 2026

  3. 20/04/2024

    4/20 Greenout Special III: Gas, Grass & Ass

    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all... Starring Chris Bauso as Shawn Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth Sky Fieri as Kai Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody ; Factory Panic & Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab, Classroom Chaos (Cortex), N. Brio and N. Tropy, Rusty Walrus Chase & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Spider Dance- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Hell- Diablo 1 OST ; it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    4/20 Greenout Special III: Gas, Grass & Ass

  4. 21/12/2024

    Ba Humbug: A Space Christmas Carol

    On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release! Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & Wronghalf Tim Jennings as Santaur the Jolly Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen AJ Fidalgo as Professor Swampass Scott R McKinley as Headmaster Dumblesnatch Jess McCoy as Schmella & Schmelvin Episode Artwork by Ben Mills Songs used: Another Way In (SEWERS) & Frappe Snowland- Equip ; Chill- Toby Fox ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; c a t a p h a t i c- Amie Waters ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumental Deep Space Dark Ambience by Bjorn Lynne See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Ba Humbug: A Space Christmas Carol

  5. 28/03/2025

    A Pint of Cthulhu Crossover: Tales from the Waffle Brothel House

    Check out A Pint of Cthulhu wherever fine podcasts are found! The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story. This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios. Featuring Jon as Frankenphone Matt as Darth Kermitus Sorin as Anne Gore Flower as Ragnor Seymore Links to everything: linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: NEW GAIA (2018), Meta Crystal, Wholehearted Elation & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Forest Tavern- SynFantasy Vol3 ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz ; Slightly Ov- Art Against Agony ; Metal Crusher, Oh My..., Death by Glamour, CORE & Power of NEO- Toby Fox Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    A Pint of Cthulhu Crossover: Tales from the Waffle Brothel House

  6. 29/11/2025

    The Wizard Scroll of Oz

    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way... Cast (in order of appearance) Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠⁠ the boy - ⁠Himself⁠ Dad - ⁠Tyler Moody⁠ Frodo - ⁠Jess McCoy⁠ Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris Bauso Jack Link - Chris Bauso Billy Mays - Himself Dr Oz - ⁠AJ Fidalgo⁠ Gnomes - Chris Bauso Princess Lyndee - Jess McCoy Robert - Chris Bauso Tin Man - Himself Bongzilla - Tyler Moody Boy Genius - ⁠DT Carel⁠ 'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris Bauso Orc J Simpson - Himself Show Artwork by ⁠Nick Vanamee⁠ Background Ambiences by ⁠Michael Ghelfi⁠ Songs used: Tiki Village- ⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠ ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- ⁠Equip⁠ ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox⁠ ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- ⁠Qracle⁠ ; Mondays & Fridays- ⁠Pizza Tower OST⁠ ; Cbat- ⁠Hudson Mohawke⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    The Wizard Scroll of Oz

  7. Bonus

    Omega Star 7- Oops all Chris Special: The Bauso Cut

    The spatute of splimitations has officially run dry on this SUPER SECRET installment of Omega Star 7! Djyn quests to the local Spaffle House Establishment to find and retrieve a mcguffin of sorts for his boss. Written by Chris Bauso Pre-production assembly by Chris Bauso Produced by Chris Bauso Cast (in order of appearance): Chris Bauso as Himself Chris Bauso as Djyn Chris Bauso as Zoots McKenzie Chris Bauso as Mikey Deez Chris Bauso as Lu Maldonado Chris Bauso as DOC Chris Bauso as Little Shit Chris Bauso as Fly Man Chris Bauso as Dr Graves Chris Bauso as Billy Craters Chris Bauso as Jon Taffer Chris Bauso as KHAR'GANH THE DESTROYER Songs used: OS7 Szn5 Theme Song, Bubblegum & Ludicrous Speed, - Skyler Giordano ; DUNGEON, Alchemist's Corridor, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Coherence- Amie Waters See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Omega Star 7- Oops all Chris Special: The Bauso Cut
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THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snicker in delight. Check out all my links here: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Artwork by Nick Vanamee: https://www.instagram.com/nickvanamee

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