The Cooligans

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

  1. 1 ДН. ТОМУ

    Is Mbappé the Problem at Real Madrid? Sophia Wilson on Leaving Soccer at Home & Inter Miami Coaching Chaos

    Is Kylian Mbappé the problem at Real Madrid? It’s a question that would’ve sounded ridiculous a year ago—but now, with no major trophies since his arrival and his former club continuing to dominate in Europe, it’s a conversation fans can’t avoid. We also dive into whether Harry Kane has emerged as the unexpected Ballon d’Or favorite and break down our picks for who will actually win the Champions League as the semifinals approach. Then we’re joined by Sophia Wilson for a wide-ranging conversation that goes beyond the pitch. She explains why she intentionally leaves soccer at the door when she gets home, how that mindset keeps her grounded, and how becoming a mother has reshaped her perspective as both a player and a person. We also talk about her competitive edge, her calm demeanor, and her new partnership with Mondelez, the makers of snacks like Chips Ahoy and Ritz. Fans can head to ScoreSnackGoals.com or scan the QR code on limited-edition CHIPS AHOY! products to enter. Finally, Kaylyn Kyle joins us in studio to break down one of the wildest weeks in MLS. From Javier Mascherano’s unexpected departure from Inter Miami CF to Nashville SC’s historic win over Club América at Estadio Azteca, we ask the big questions: Is Inter Miami the hardest coaching job in MLS? And could BJ Callaghan’s stock be rising fast enough to put him back in the USMNT conversation—this time as the full-time head coach?   Timestamps: (12:00) – Is Kylian Mbappe the real problem at Real Madrid? (26:00) -  Harry Kane the new Ballon D’or front runner? (36:00) – Sophia Wilson joins The Cooligans (47:30) - Is being Inter Miami’s head coach the hardest job in MLS? (1:08:30) - Nashville make history: BJ Callaghan the future for USMNT? Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    1 год 25 хв
  2. 4 ДН. ТОМУ

    Is Inter Miami Failing Messi Already? MLS Surprises, CF Montréal Chaos & USMNT World Cup Fears

    Inter Miami were supposed to be unstoppable—but early in the season, they look anything but. Is this just a slow start, or is there something fundamentally wrong with how this team was built around Lionel Messi? We dig into whether David Beckham and the club’s leadership miscalculated, why the supporting cast isn’t clicking, and what Inter Miami can realistically do to fix things before expectations spiral out of control. Then we take a step back and look across the league. MLS always delivers chaos early in the season, but this year feels especially unpredictable. We break down the biggest surprises and disappointments so far, and spend real time on CF Montréal—a team that doesn’t just look bad, but directionless. Is this a rebuild, a collapse, or something worse? Finally, we turn to the United States men's national soccer team and have an honest conversation about fear. Not optimism, not hype—fear. What are the two biggest things that could go wrong heading into the World Cup, and are fans ignoring obvious warning signs? We break down what’s real, what’s overblown, and what should genuinely worry supporters right now.   Timestamps: (6:30) – Does Messi need a better squad around him? (27:00) -  Biggest surprises of the MLS season (36:30) – Biggest disappointments of the MLS season (52:00) - Stating our biggest USMNT fears for the World Cup (1:12:00) - Michele reacts to Italy missing a 3rd World Cup in a row Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    1 год 26 хв
  3. 9 КВІТ.

    Olise Chasing Messi’s Record, FIFA World Cup Ticket Chaos, & USMNT Rocked by Agyemang Injury

    Michael Olise is on a ridiculous run, closing in on Lionel Messi’s single-season assist record and forcing a real conversation: is he the best winger in the world right now? We break down what’s actually driving his production, whether the Messi comparisons are fair or completely out of control, and what it says about how quickly fans crown “the next Messi.” Plus, PSG just ran through Liverpool, and now questions are getting louder around Arne Slot—is this a system problem, a personnel issue, or something deeper? Then we get into one of the messiest stories in global soccer right now: World Cup ticket chaos. Fans are realizing their tickets might not match what they originally bought, as FIFA continues to adjust seating categories behind the scenes. Is this just modern dynamic pricing… or are fans being sold something that doesn’t fully exist yet? We unpack why this feels bigger than just expensive tickets—and what it says about who the World Cup is really for now. And finally, disaster for the USMNT. Patrick Agyemang is out with a torn Achilles, leaving a massive hole in the squad heading toward the World Cup. We talk through how the team replaces his presence, whether anyone is actually ready to step into that role, and what this injury reveals about the depth—and fragility—of this USMNT group at the worst possible time.   Timestamps: (6:30) – Is Michael Olise the best winger in the world? (16:00) -  Liverpool dominated again: Arne Slot at fault? (28:45) – FIFA’s World Cup ticket deceit continues to anger fans (41:45) - Patrick Agyemang is out for the World Cup. Who will step up? Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    54 хв
  4. 6 КВІТ.

    NYCFC CEO Brad Sims on Building a Stadium, Fixing MLS Rules & The League’s Future Growth

    In this special episode, The Cooligans go one-on-one with NYCFC CEO Brad Sims for an in-depth conversation about what it really takes to run a club in Major League Soccer. We kick things off with the long and complicated journey to get a stadium built in New York City—why it took so long, what hurdles had to be cleared, and what it reveals about how sports, politics, and business collide in one of the toughest markets in the world. From there, we zoom out to the league level and tackle one of the biggest questions surrounding MLS today: why isn’t more of the country watching? Brad breaks down the challenges around broadcast, accessibility, and casual fan engagement, and explains why the league may need to rethink some of its rules and structure if it wants to truly grow its audience. Finally, we look ahead at the future of MLS—where the league is headed, what success could look like in the coming years, and how it plans to compete in an increasingly crowded global soccer landscape. It’s an honest, revealing conversation that gives fans a rare look behind the curtain at how decisions are made and where the game is going in the U.S.   Timestamps: (0:00) – Brad Sims joins The Cooligans (3:00) -  The trials and tribulations behind NYCFC’s new stadium (18:00) – How do clubs prepare to capitalize on Messi? (24:00) - Will NYCFC target a big name signing soon? (30:00) – How can MLS cap rules be used as an advantage? (44:30) - How Brad Sims juggles the sporting and business side as CEO (50:30) - What is MLS’ brand sales pitch? (1:01:30) - Brad Sims explains why more Superteams are good for MLS Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    1 год 14 хв
  5. 2 КВІТ.

    Can USMNT Trust Pulisic? Answering USMNT Fan Questions & Italy Misses World Cup Again

    Christian Pulisic is supposed to be the guy for the USMNT—but right now, it’s not looking great. We break down his dip in form for both club and country and ask the uncomfortable question: can the U.S. really trust him to deliver on the biggest stage? Is this just a rough patch, or are we seeing the limits of what he can be as the face of American soccer? We also partnered with Meta to tap directly into the fan conversation, answering your biggest USMNT questions straight from Threads. From lineup debates to World Cup expectations, we dig into what supporters are really thinking—and where the panic might (or might not) be justified. Finally, we zoom out to the global game and react to the chaos of World Cup qualifying playoffs, presented by Smirnoff Ice. Italy misses out on another World Cup and the questions are only getting louder, while Iraq’s qualification gives us one of the best stories in football right now. Add in inspiring runs from Congo and Sweden, and a bigger conversation about the expanded World Cup format, and there’s plenty to get into.   Timestamps: (8:30) – Can USMNT trust Christian Pulisic this World Cup? (20:30) -  Responding to your USMNT questions on Threads (43:30) – Italy misses out on ANOTHER World Cup (1:00:00) – Iraq ends 40-year World Cup drought (1:02:00) - Expanded World Cup field was a good idea (1:04:30) - Congo and Sweden’s World Cup qualifying run was awesome Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    58 хв
  6. 1 КВІТ.

    USMNT Fall 2-0 to Portugal: Panic Time? Pulisic Concerns, Pochettino Graded & World Cup Outlook

    Another tough result for the USMNT, this time a 2-0 loss to Portugal—and the questions are only getting louder. We break down exactly what went wrong, from tactical issues to individual performances, and ask the big question: is it time to panic? Bruno Fernandes ran the show for Portugal and earns our Player of the Game, while Christian Pulisic’s struggles are becoming harder to ignore. What does his current form mean for the U.S. heading into a massive summer? With the March international window now behind us, we take a step back and evaluate Mauricio Pochettino’s performance as a whole. Did he learn enough? Did he experiment too much? And most importantly, how much work remains before the World Cup kicks off? With the U.S. group now officially set, we preview the matchups and give our honest predictions on whether this team can advance out of the group—or if there’s real trouble brewing. To close things out, we look ahead and try to project the USMNT’s starting XI heading into the summer. Who’s locked in, who’s on the bubble, and who might be playing their way out of contention? Plus, we tap into the live chat and social media reactions to hear what fans are saying—because right now, everyone has an opinion, and not all of them are optimistic. Timestamps: (0:00) – Recapping USMNT’s lackluster loss to Portugal (6:30) -  Player of the Game: Bruno Fernandes (12:40) – Breaking down Christian Pulisic’s worrying form (17:30) – Grading Mauricio Pochettino’s March window (26:00) - USMNT World Cup group preview and predictions (35:40) - Predicting USMNT’s World Cup starting XI Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    48 хв
  7. 29 БЕР.

    USMNT Crushed 5-2 by Belgium! Marcelo Balboa Reacts, Mauricio Pochettino Questioned & Portugal Preview

    That was rough. The USMNT got hit hard in a 5-2 loss to Belgium, and we went live immediately after the final whistle to make sense of it all. Is this the kind of loss that forces growth—or proof that this team just isn’t ready yet? We break down Mauricio Pochettino’s tactics, decisions, and whether he got it completely wrong on the night. Then, USMNT legend Marcelo Balboa joins us to offer real insight into what failed on the pitch and what the team must fix before it’s too late. Belgium came to play, and one name stood above the rest: Dodi Lukebakio. With two goals and a dominant performance, he earns our Player of the Game honors. Meanwhile, we take a hard look at Pochettino’s lineup choices, substitutions, and overall game management. Were the players set up to fail, or did individuals simply not rise to the occasion? We hand out grades and don’t hold back. As always, the chat had plenty to say—and we bring the best (and wildest) fan reactions into the show. From frustration to full-on panic, the USMNT discourse is heating up. We wrap things up by turning the page to what’s next: a massive test against Portugal. What needs to change, and can the U.S. bounce back? We’ve got you covered. Timestamps: (1:55) – Recapping USMNT’s brutal loss to Belgium (6:30) - Marcelo Balboa joins the Show (17:15) – Player of the Game: Dodi Lukebakio (28:00) – Grading Mauricio Pochettino (40:00) - USMNT vs Portugal preview Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    45 хв
  8. 23 БЕР.

    Arsenal Bottle It Again, Santi Gimenez Joins & Griezmann to MLS?! Plus That Wild MLS Handball Drama

    Arsenal fans, we’ve been here before… and it’s not pretty. The Gunners have let another trophy slip through their fingers, and we’re asking the big question: what’s actually missing? Is it mentality, depth, tactics—or something deeper? We break down where it all went wrong and what needs to change if Arsenal want to stop being “almost” and start being champions. Plus, things get weird off the pitch as Jorginho finds himself in an unexpected back-and-forth with pop star Chappell Roan. Trust us, this story is as chaotic as it sounds. Then, we’re joined by one of the brightest stars in North American soccer: Santi Gimenez. He talks to us about his road to recovery from injury, what it’s been like navigating the growing wave of CONCACAF talent making moves in Europe, and how his time at AC Milan is shaping his career. We also get into what it would mean for him to represent Mexico in a World Cup played on home soil—a moment that could define a generation. Finally, we head back to MLS for some classic controversy. Inter Miami vs NYCFC gave us a head-scratching handball non-call involving Dayne St. Clair that has everyone talking—and we’ve got opinions. To top it all off, the rumor mill is heating up with Antoine Griezmann reportedly edging closer to a long-awaited move to MLS. Could this finally be the moment? We break it all down, with plenty of laughs along the way.   Timestamps: (11:30) – Arsenal bottle another trophy opportunity (25:00) - Jorginho and Chappell Roan are beefing!? (35:00) – Santi Gimenez joins The Cooligans (54:00) – Handball non-call saves Inter Miami vs NYCFC (1:04:00) - Antoine Griezmann finalizes move to Orlando City (1:08:00) - MLS suspends Philadelphia Union Sporting Director Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    1 год 20 хв

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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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