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Benedict Polizzi

Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice

  1. ١٦ أبريل

    Locked In On Caitlin Clark (Hear Me Out)

    Eating ground turkey birthday dog food and sucking the ink out of a gold gel pen is exactly what happens when you get completely faded on a Tuesday. We are losing our minds over why having a baby with Caitlin Clark is strictly a business decision and how sleeping in a water bed is the ultimate flex. P.S. I'm tired of acting like circus peanuts don't absolutely slap😘  ------------------------------------------------- Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi  ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/ ------------------------------------------------- TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS 0:00 - Intro1:16 - Fboy Island and Patreon2:53 - What is your hear me out6:41 - The jelly donut agenda8:06 - Cooking birthday dog food11:12 - Patio furniture in the living room12:36 - Fumbling the eighth grade aim voicemail16:52 - Sleeping in a Murphy bed20:51 - Crushing Cheetos into a PB and J31:33 - Circus peanuts and black licorice43:42 - Fox McCloud from Super Mario Galaxy46:30 - Aggressive foxes as house pets54:53 - Local news weather girls59:40 - Yellow mustard on avocados1:03:53 - Stale chips are better than fresh -------------------------------------------------

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  2. ٢ أبريل

    thing ur ex did that u liked?

    Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi  ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/

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  3. ١٩ مارس

    what's ur last meal?

    Planning out your last meal on Earth gets completely cooked when you realize crumbling a Kraft single over a sloppy joe is the ultimate flex. We are crashing out over girls complaining about tomato texture while drinking boba tea and why taking a girl in heels to Benihana is a massive fumble. Stop acting like you didn't drink cold Chef Boyardee ravioli straight from the can in your childhood garage. ------------------------------------------------- Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi  ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/ ------------------------------------------------- TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS 0:00 - Intro3:10 - What's ur last meal on Earth6:45 - The Crumbl cookie delivery scam9:15 - Using lactose intolerance as a weapon of war14:30 - McDonald's sausage biscuits with grape jelly20:15 - Cookie cake lasagna and the butt of the bread26:40 - Girls complaining about tomato texture31:20 - Dying from frozen cookie dough in the garage38:50 - Choking on three cinnamon donut holes46:10 - Six Flags fits and King's Island hype51:30 - Taking a girl in heels to Benihana55:45 - Putting a Kraft single on a sloppy joe1:01:20 - Drinking Chef Boyardee ravioli from the can1:04:15 - Proposals in the woods are completely staged

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  4. ٥ مارس

    what had the biggest come up?

    Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi  ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/

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  5. ٢٠ فبراير

    what are u asking at the gates of heaven?

    Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi  ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/

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  6. ٥ فبراير

    what's the show you miss?

    Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi  ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/

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  7. ٢٢ يناير

    wtf were u even doing in 2016

    Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi  ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/

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  8. ٨ يناير

    ask me sum

    Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi  ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/

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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice

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