That Sounds Funny

Keith Heltsley

Three blind siblings telling it the way we see it.

  1. 2 APR

    Disarm the Unarmed Man! (273)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap This podcast episode featured Keith, Jill, and Terry discussing various news stories and topics. They covered unusual Guinness World Records, including a man breaking records for balloon nose-mouth transfers and another for pulling vehicles with his nipples. Keith shared a detailed story about a professional cornhole player who is a Quadri amputee and shot a passenger during an argument. The trio also discussed a kangaroo escape in Wisconsin and parrot eggs seized in Denmark. Terry presented a top 10 list of funny things to do with duct tape, while the group reflected on how blindness affects personal identity and social relationships. The episode concluded with email readings and final thoughts, including jokes and humorous observations shared by listeners. Summary Terry shared a story about his wife’s ice cream stand and a customer’s lactose-intolerant dog, leading to a humorous discussion about alternative treats. Jill’s mentioned switching to a new Alexa device, which worked better than her previous one, and shared a lighthearted interaction with her granddaughter about the device’s ability to play fart sounds. Keith shared details about a protest rally where someone dressed as a giant penis, which led to a discussion about the “No Kings” movement and its connection to opposition to Donald Trump. News of the Week Terry and Jill then shared stories about Guinness World Records, including an Austrian man who broke a record for snorting balloons through his nose and a Finnish man who pulled a 2,184-pound vehicle using his body piercings. Keith shared details about a news story involving Dayton Weber, a professional cornhole player who, despite having no hands or feet due to a childhood staph infection, allegedly shot and killed a passenger during an argument in Maryland. Keith explained how Weber was able to play cornhole and drive using prosthetics, noting that he prefers not to use them when playing cornhole to better feel the beanbag. The group discussed how Weber might have operated a firearm using a bump stock, though questions remained about the specific mechanics of how he could shoot and drive simultaneously. Terry shared a story about a Pakistani man who broke a Guinness record by performing 66 thumb push-ups with one leg raised. Jill then told a story about a kangaroo named Chesney that escaped from a petting zoo in Wisconsin and was still on the loose. Keith concluded by sharing a story about Danish authorities seizing 261 parrot eggs from a traveler’s luggage, with one egg already hatched. The conversation ended with Terry mentioning an ice cream stand promotion offering Easter eggs with candy or free items. The group discussed a story that Terry shared about the man who broke a record by dining at 28 Michelin-starred restaurants in 24 hours in New York, spending around $976.97 on food and tips. Jill’s trivia quiz Jill presented the questions while Keith and Terry played a quiz about the TV show Gomer Pyle, USMC, answering questions about characters, actors, and episodes. The quiz covered topics like Sergeant Carter’s girlfriend, Gomer’s friend Duke, and catchphrases from the show. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a top 10 list of creative uses for duct tape, including making wallets, neckties, phone cases, and temporary footwear. The list also featured more unusual ideas like creating pet costumes, temporary flip-flops, and using duct tape to mark personal space. Keith and Jill contributed comments throughout the discussion, with Keith sharing personal experiences about similar projects and Jill raising practical concerns about some of the ideas. Anchor Topic The group discussed how blindness affects personal identity and social relationships. Keith shared his experience of losing friends after becoming blind and having to reinvent himself professionally. Jill described how some people at her church still don’t recognize her despite attending for years, while others have adapted well. The conversation concluded with Terry and Keith discussing various outdoor activities they’ve tried since becoming blind, including scuba diving, horseback riding, and kayaking. Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared three humorous emails about encounters with a homeless man, evolutionary origins, and a motorcycle purchase. Keith shared two audio segments (that means voicemail) during the meeting. The first was a detailed explanation of what would happen if the entire human population were magically transported to Rhode Island simultaneously, concluding that while the Earth would not be significantly affected, the scenario would create massive logistical challenges. The second segment was a shorter story about a thoughtful food delivery person who went above and beyond to ensure a customer’s elderly mother had proper lighting. Keith noted that future segments should be kept shorter to avoid putting Terry to sleep. The final word from our AI companion The meeting was a casual podcast recording session where Keith, Terry, and Jill shared jokes and humorous anecdotes. The participants took turns telling various types of jokes, including word plays, one-liners, and puns, with some personal anecdotes mixed in. At the end of the recording, Keith provided closing remarks, encouraging listeners to share the podcast with others and visit the website for more content. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1hr 17min
  2. 26 MAR

    Stuffed cat. (272)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap Featuring Keith, Terry, and Jill discussing various news stories and personal updates. The group shared several news stories including a cat that swallowed 26 hair ties, a gravedigger who worked for 73 years and 75 days, and plans for a Donald Trump commemorative gold coin. Keith discussed his upcoming role as officiant at a Harry Potter-themed wedding in August. Jill presented a list of unusual words including “nictate,” “jejune,” “cavil,” and “transmogrify.” Terry shared a top 10 list of popular uses for ChatGPT, followed by Keith’s discussion about the Visual Impairment Services Team and the importance of knowing when to stop driving due to vision loss. The episode concluded with the hosts sharing Easter-themed jokes before mentioning the recent death of Chuck Norris at age 86. Summary the conversation featured personal updates, with Jill sharing about a meal accident at church and Keith recounting a problematic dining experience at a Chinese restaurant where his plate slid around on the table. Keith announced he will officiate at Nate’s Harry Potter-themed wedding in August and discussed growing a beard for the Dumbledore role, though he may opt for a fake beard instead. News of the Week The group shared casual stories, including one about a cat named Midnight that had 26 hair ties removed during surgery, a 92-year-old gravedigger who worked for 73 years and 75 days in Galveston, Indiana, and a proposed commemorative gold coin featuring Donald Trump’s image to mark America’s 250th anniversary. Keith shared details about the planned coin, including its potential size (possibly 3 inches in diameter) and value (estimated at around $4,000), while Terry and Jill discussed the practical implications and historical context of such a coin. Terry shared information about a record-breaking shamrock formation involving 1,050 people in Dublin, Ohio. Jill told a story about a TV reporter in California who was unexpectedly joined by a bear during a live broadcast. Keith then described a reindeer racing event in Finland that has been held since the 1950s, attracting hundreds of spectators despite freezing temperatures. Finally, Terry concluded with a story about animal rescuers in Guernsey attempting to help a porpoise that repeatedly swam toward shore, though the cause of its behavior remained unclear. Jill’s Weird Words Jill led a session on unusual words, defining and discussing terms such as nictate (to blink), jejune (uninteresting), cavil (to raise trivial objections), transmogrify (to transform in a magical manner), sheep shank (a knot), northeaster (a storm), loggia (a three-walled room), hew (to cut), destitute (to discontinue), and nodus (a problem or difficulty). Keith and Terry participated by offering guesses and explanations for the meanings of the words, with some humor and lighthearted banter throughout the session. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a top 10 list of popular ChatGPT usage, including writing assistance, idea generation, learning aids, programming help, text summarization, language practice, information gathering, productivity support, creative inspiration, and entertainment. The group discussed various AI capabilities. Anchor Topic The segment where we talk about blindness related issues. Keith shared his experience with driving and vision challenges, describing a close call that led him to decide to stop driving. He discussed the importance of using a cane not only for support but also to signal to others that he has limited vision, though he noted that some people still don’t understand this. Keith also mentioned attending a crowded event in Springfield without his cane, which made navigation more difficult. The conversation then shifted to discussing cane options, including the benefits of a white cane with reflective tape, though Keith’s current cane is silver. Email and Final Thoughts Keith read email while, Jill, and Terry discussed content including a story about a senior citizen helping another customer at a McDonald’s drive-thru. We also had to voicemails. The first one about two troublemaking senior citizens and a touching story about adopting a neglected dog. The final word from our AI companion The session concluded with the hosts sharing various jokes and humor, including chicken and Easter-themed jokes, before ending the show. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1hr 13min
  3. 19 MAR

    Animal Rescues. (271)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap This was episode 271 of Season 6 of the podcast That Sounds Funny: “Three Blind Siblings Tell It the Way, we See It,” hosted by Keith, Jill and Terry. The episode featured news stories including a bowling alley fire in Litchfield, a goldfish-driven car built by an engineer from the Netherlands, and various animal rescue stories including a badger in a school closet and a red fox stowaway on a cargo ship. The hosts played a Sanford & Son trivia game and Terry presented a top 10 list of funny things about leprechauns. The anchor topic was manual skills, with Keith sharing details about copper plating techniques, and the show concluded with bird-themed jokes and puns. Summary Terry shared his experience at a bowling alley birthday party for his 4-year-old grandson, where his stepdaughter Erin, who is autistic, bowled for the first time and achieved a score of over 500. Jill mentioned her daughter in Wichita, Kansas, had rescued a malnourished chicken. Keith shared news about a Litchfield bowling alley fire, though the cause remained unclear. News of the Week As a bonus, Terry reports on an overturned semi-truck that spilled pancake syrup. He then shared a story about an engineer from the Netherlands who built a car for his pet goldfish to drive, achieving a world record distance of 40 feet in one minute. Jill shared a story about a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto shaped like the Pokémon Charizard that sold for $87,800 at auction. Keith shared a story about a 26-year-old man in Los Angeles who has spent a decade playing Pokémon Go daily and has accumulated a collection of Pokémon cards worth $70,000. Terry then shared a story about animal control in California being called to a high school to remove a badger found hiding in a storage closet. Jill shared about a Shih Tzu dog that got stuck on elevated train tracks in Philadelphia and was rescued using a cherry picker, with authorities still looking for the dog’s owners. Keith then described a red fox that stowed away on a cargo ship from the UK to the US, ending up at the Bronx Zoo. Terry concluded by sharing about Merlin, a potbellied pig in California with 1.1 million Instagram followers, who has been trained to use buttons to communicate his needs. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill shared trivia questions about the TV show Sanford and Son, including details about characters, actors, and specific episodes. They worked through various questions about the show’s timeline, characters like Fred Sanford, Lamont, and Aunt Esther, and specific plot details such as the neighbor’s unusual pet goat and Fred’s hospital scene. The participants took turns answering questions and sharing their memories of the show, with some questions requiring guesses due to the obscure nature of the information being sought. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a humorous top 10 list about leprechauns, covering topics like their struggles with online shopping, lactose intolerance, and rainbow timing. Anchor Topic This is the feature we talk about blindness related issues. Keith begins by saying that a new tactile $10 bill will be released later in the year. The group discussed the process of creating copper plate rubbings, where a wooden dowel is used to transfer the texture of an object onto a thin copper sheet. Keith explained how the process involves starting with a large dowel and gradually working down to a pencil tip size for detailed impressions. The discussion included details about mounting the finished copper plate on wood and applying an antiquing finish, as well as considerations about the durability of the copper rubbing when traveling. Email and Final Thoughts Keith reviewed an email from a priest who shared a story about a drunk person asking about arthritis. He also shared another about farmers trying to mate pigs. Keith also played voicemails containing funny family anecdotes, including a story from a Sunday school teacher about getting into heaven and another about a child using a “sick box” at church. The segment concluded with information about how listeners can submit their own funny family stories to the show. The final word from our AI companion. The meeting was a casual conversation focused on sharing jokes, primarily bird-themed puns. Participants, including Keith and Jill, took turns telling jokes and sharing humorous stories. Terry joined later but did not contribute significantly due to technical issues. The conversation ended with a reminder about the show’s webpage and how listeners can engage with the content. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1hr 12min
  4. 12 MAR

    Raccoons and Turtles. No Squirrels. (270)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap The podcast episode featured discussions on various topics, including new slang words, unusual news stories, and a trivia quiz about Elvis Presley’s movies. Keith shared updates on food experiences and explored the potential of using AI to convert audio podcasts into video content, though concerns about accessibility were raised. Terry contributed stories about animals and shared a list of humorous Pi Day activities. Jill hosted an Elvis trivia segment and shared an email story about kindness. The episode concluded with a segment of humorous jokes and a reminder for listeners to visit the podcast’s website and leave feedback. Summary The hosts discussed their current TV show binges, with Jill sharing details about the Yellowstone spin-off series “Marshals” and Terry mentioning his interest in the Andy Griffith Show. Keith shared his recent experience trying McDonald’s new McArch sandwich and Hardee’s Frisco burger, describing them as large and messy but delicious options. News of the Week The group discussed two unusual animal stories. Jill shared a story about a raccoon in Cincinnati that had been breaking into a woman’s house since March, while Keith shared a story about a three-flippered sea turtle in Florida that survived a shark attack and was released with a satellite tracker attached to its back. The discussion included references to previous media they had watched about similar stories, including a movie about a man living in a toy store and an old Twilight Zone episode about a man living in a department store. The group discussed several unusual stories, including a squirrel causing a network outage in Ohio by damaging cables, and a 24-year-old Indian man creating the world’s smallest working Space Invaders arcade game, which measures just 0.98 inches tall. They also talked about a Malaysian man named Masindi who holds a record for having 42 teeth, which is 10 more than the average person, with no discomfort or issues caused by his extra teeth. The conversation concluded with a brief mention of a raccoon story previously shared by Jill. Keith shared several slang terms, including “Gen Z Stare,” “cottagecore,” and “vague post,” explaining their meanings and origins. Terry shared a story about unclaimed baggage in the United States, highlighting unusual items found, such as a robot, a bionic knee joint, and various valuable and odd items. The group discussed the frog purse, with Keith sharing a personal anecdote about encountering one. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill treated us with a trivia game about Elvis Presley’s movie songs, which participants found challenging. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry shared a list of humorous activities for Pi Day. Anchor Topic The subject was in the category of computers. Keith discussed the potential of using AI to convert their audio podcast into a video format, though concerns about accessibility were raised. Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared an assortment of emails and voicemails. The emails were related to marriage and committing crimes. The voicemails were heartwarming stories. One about an African cow, and the other one about paying it forward. The final word from our AI companion The group also shared jokes and humorous anecdotes, and the conversation ended with a reminder for listeners to visit the website and subscribe to the podcast. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1hr 16min
  5. 5 MAR

    Socially Blind. (269)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap This was episode 269 of “That Sounds Funny,” a podcast hosted by Keith, Jill, and Terry, featuring their weekly discussion of news, humor, and blindness-related topics. The hosts shared various funny stories including a human climbing Dubai’s tallest building, a 94-year-old pool player heading to a tournament in Las Vegas, and a cormorant bird seeking help at a hospital with a fishhook in its beak. They discussed recent news items including New York Governor Kathy Hochul helping a grandfather keep his “PEE BEFORE WE GO” license plate, and shared slang terms of the week including “glazing,” “body tea,” and “California sober.” The episode concluded with an Andy Griffith Show trivia quiz and a top 10 list from Terry about funny aspects of daylight-saving time, followed by the hosts sharing jokes and closing remarks about the show’s website and how to contact them. Summary The podcast episode opens with a feature a discussion among Keith, Jill, and Terry about recent events and experiences. Terry shares details about a thrilling documentary he watched, involving a man who climbed the tallest building in Dubai while being filmed. Jill talks about watching a documentary featuring Eric Dane’s last words. The group also discusses the death of Robert Carradine and a humorous incident involving Robin, who visited Terry’s house to buy an old iPhone and encountered clutter and barking doorbells. Keith mentions using Meta glasses to explore Terry’s house and notes that Robin had to navigate through a furry mouse to find the computer mouse. News of the Week Keith, Terry, and Jill shared various news stories, including a New York grandfather’s battle over his personalized license plate, which was resolved when Governor Kathy Hochul intervened. Jill highlighted a 98-year-old pool player from New England who is set to compete in a tournament in Las Vegas, with the local community raising funds for her first-class flight. Keith shared a story about an injured cormorant in Berlin, Germany, that pecked at a hospital door to seek help for a triple fish hook stuck in its beak. The unusual animal encounters continue, including a cormorant with a fishhook in its beak that was treated at a hospital in Bremen, and a man in Ontario who was chased by aggressive turkeys before being rescued by a stranger. The conversation concluded with Keith sharing slang terms, including “glaze” (to excessively praise someone sarcastically), “body tea” (referring to a physically attractive body appearance), “California sober” (abstaining from alcohol but no other drugs), and “mewing” (a jaw-exercise trend among young people that involves pressing the tongue against the roof of the mouth). After a technical difficulty Terry shared a humorous story about a beaver that disregarded public safety by evading police officers. Jill’s Trivia Quiz The group then moved on to an Andy Griffith quiz hosted by Jill, where they discussed various characters from the show and their respective actors. The quiz covered roles such as Andy Taylor, Barney Fife, Aunt B, Opie Taylor, and Helen Crum, with the participants attempting to identify the correct actors for each character. They confirmed that George Lindsey played Goober Pyle, Jim Nabors played Gomer Pyle, and Dick Elliott played the overweight mayor. Keith mentioned that originally, George Lindsey was considered for the role of Gomer Pyle, which went to Jim Nabors instead. The group also discussed some of the show’s minor characters and their actors. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry shared a humorous top 10 list about daylight saving time, highlighting absurdities like losing an hour of sleep, appliance clock discrepancies, and pets not adjusting to the time change. Keith and Terry discussed the arbitrary nature of daylight-saving time changes, noting that the timing has shifted from around Halloween to after, causing confusion for those with specific work schedules. Terry shared a personal anecdote about being pulled over for driving during dark hours due to a misaligned work schedule, emphasizing the challenges daylight saving time can create for shift workers. Anchor Topic The group discussed various activities and social opportunities for blind individuals, including golf, bowling, and church participation. They explored how technology and accessible formats like Braille can help blind people stay engaged in social activities and religious services. The conversation highlighted the importance of accessible information and support systems for blind individuals to maintain social connections and participate in community activities. Email and Final Thoughts Keith and Jill discussed a humorous email about a little girl who wants a baby sister. They follow it with an email About a man who discovered his son was engaged to his half-sister, leading to a series of unfortunate romantic entanglements. Keith shares a voicemail about someone from the South who paid close attention in church, and we discussed how it was written (poorly) in dialect. They also explored the challenges of reading dialects in literature, noting that written dialects can sometimes be difficult to understand when read aloud. final word and observations from our AI companion Comedic Chat and Show Wrap-Up The meeting primarily revolved around a casual and humorous exchange of jokes and anecdotes among Keith, Jill, and Terry. Keith served as the host, closing out the show by encouraging listeners to visit their website, subscribe to the show, and engage via email or voicemail. The session ended with Keith signing off and expressing gratitude to the audience for their support. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1hr 8min
  6. 26 FEB

    Young and Old 268)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” When you sign up, your first month is free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap The podcast episode featured discussions on various news stories, including a 12-year-old achieving nuclear fusion in Dallas, an Iranian student’s science project, and a 90-year-old teacher in Michigan being recognized for her longevity in teaching. The hosts shared updates on personal matters, such as Terry’s colonoscopy concerns and Jill’s physical therapy progress. They also discussed slang terms used by younger generations and shared a list of “weird words” provided by Jill. The episode concluded with a segment on living skills, focusing on accessibility and adaptive methods for people who are blind or visually impaired. The hosts shared humorous anecdotes and jokes throughout the episode, maintaining a light-hearted tone. Summary The podcast team discussed technical issues with their RSS feed, which has now been restored to its normal functioning. Terry shared that he had started listening to Ainsley Earhart’s podcast “The Life of Jesus,” which tells the story of Jesus through over 100 characters in a narrative format. The team also briefly discussed Terry’s upcoming colonoscopy and Jill’s physical therapy progress for her leg, which is showing improvement with the use of a reduction kit. (Hey! Our AI companion knows the word for that device, even if Terry does not.) News of the Week Terry shared a Guinness World Records story: a 12-year-old Iranian student achieved nuclear fusion in Dallas, Texas. Jill had a story about a 90-year-old Michigan teacher named Beverly Hammond who was recognized for her 67 years of teaching, having taught notable alumni like Courtney B. Vance and Robin Williams. The discussion included light banter about teaching until death and references to skeletons. We continue sharing unique stories and facts, including a Spanish tradition involving horses leaping through flames, a Czechoslovakian wolfhound that crossed the finish line in a women’s cross-country ski event, and a 71-year-old manatee, the oldest on record, in Florida. Keith and Terry discussed various slang terms, including “big back” and “brick,” while Jill listened. Keith mentioned receiving slang words weekly and planned to share them with Jill for their podcast. Terry shared a news story about a man suing Buffalo Wild Wings for using the term “boneless wings,” which the judge dismissed. The group briefly discussed the origins of chicken fingers and the term “boneless wings.” Jill’s Weird Words Jill is back with her word game where they discussed unusual and often obscure words, including their meanings and potential connections to everyday life. Keith, Jill, and Terry shared humorous interpretations and personal anecdotes related to the words, such as “sanative,” “Galination,” and “burger.” They also discussed the word “rupestrian,” which refers to art drawn on rock or cave walls, and “burl,” which in Scottish means to drink with friends. The session concluded with a mention of “temerity,” defined as a reckless act, and a challenge for all our listeners to use the discussed words in a reckless manner through the week. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a humorous top 15 list of reasons to allow drinking at work, which Keith and Jill discussed, noting that while some points were amusing, allowing alcohol in the workplace could lead to safety issues. Anchor Topic The conversation then shifted to the anchor topic for the week, which was living skills, with Jill potentially having insights to share on household tasks and lifestyle. We had a discussion about adapting kitchen appliances for people who are blind. They shared personal experiences with marking appliances and keyboards to make them more accessible. Keith described using Velcro dots, gum, and custom label systems to identify buttons and controls. They also discussed creating simple coding systems to remember which marks correspond to specific functions. They shared personal experiences with using rubber bands and spice bottles to improve grip and organization. Email and Final Thoughts The conversation then shifted to a listener’s story about a humorous potty-training incident at Taco Bell involving their 3-year-old son, Matt. He also read an email about a cousin borrowing money for an unethical reason, which he decided to help with. Keith then played a voicemail message, which Jill found interesting. The final word from our AI companion The group engaged in a casual and humorous discussion, sharing jokes and anecdotes. Keith shared a personal story about a failed attempt at surprising his wife with a dinner choice, while Jill and Terry contributed jokes about computers, food, and mythical creatures. The conversation concluded with Keith signing off and encouraging listeners to share the show with others. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1hr 12min
  7. 19 FEB

    Hillbillies and Hot Dogs. (267)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” When you sign up, your first month is free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap The podcast “That Sounds Funny” for February 17th, 2026, featured Keith, Terry, and Jill discussing various topics including personal anecdotes, current events, and pop culture. Terry shared a humorous story about coffee-related mishaps, while Keith and Jill talked about their recent experiences with family and entertainment. The trio engaged in a quiz about the TV show “The Beverly Hillbillies” and Terry presented a list of humorous events that occurred in February. The podcast concluded with a segment on computers and AI, where Keith shared his experiences with Copilot, and the hosts shared jokes and humorous observations. Summary Terry shared a humorous story about spilling coffee and the subsequent chaos it caused. Jill mentioned having her two granddaughters stay overnight, which went smoothly despite the youngest’s attempts to follow everyone around. Terry also shared a fact about “The Andy Griffith Show,” noting that Season 4, Episode 32 marked the first appearance of Gomer Pyle as a USMC recruit. The group discussed the availability and cost of streaming classic TV shows like Andy Griffith and Hogan’s Heroes, with Terry expressing frustration over expensive episode pricing on Amazon Prime. Keith shared a humorous list of songs containing the word “bird” in their titles or lyrics, which led to a discussion about code words and family expressions. News of the Week Terry then shared a news story about the University of Maryland developing “smart underwear” that tracks fart frequency and volume, which led to some lighthearted banter about the device’s practicality. Terry continued sharing the study on gas production in healthy adults, which found an average of 32 farts per day, with some individuals producing up to 59. They also talked about a woman in England who lost her prosthetic leg at the beach and found it 10 months later. Lastly, they mentioned the return of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race at the Indy 500, with six vehicles competing in the “Winnie 500” event. Unusual News Stories Roundup Terry continued the news with the story about a Texas man who set a world record by folding 250 paper airplanes in one hour. They also covered a story about a cat in New Zealand that had been stealing towels, shoes, and underwear from a school, and finally mentioned Rhode Island’s decision to stop producing Mr. Potato Head license plates following Hasbro’s relocation out of the state. A lawmaker introduced legislation to stop the practice, citing concerns about tax dollars leaving the state, though the plates have been available since 2002 and generate revenue for the Rhode Island Community Food Bank. The conversation concluded with a story about a California man who lost $6,270 in cash, which was found and returned by a helpful neighbor. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill hosted a Beverly Hillbillies trivia quiz, where she asked Terry and Keith questions about the show’s characters, plot details, and behind-the-scenes facts. Terry and Keith answered most of the questions correctly, revealing details like Granny’s first name (Daisy), the name of the bank (Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills), and the fact that Buddy Ebsen, who played Jed Clampett, was originally cast as the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz but had to drop out due to an allergic reaction to the makeup. Terry’s Terry’s top 10 list included various humorous events from February, including a groundhog predicting spring, heart-shaped pancakes gone wrong, and a cat stealing Valentine’s bouquets. The list of ten funny occurrences also contained, such as a smoke alarm interrupting a candlelit dinner and a penguin escaping its enclosure. Anchor Topic Keith discussed the use of computers and AI, including Copilot, for tasks like generating bird song lists and creating images. He emphasized that people with disabilities, such as blindness, can effectively use computers with tools like voiceover, JAWS, or Narrator. The group also discussed the importance of carefully prompting AI to ensure accurate and appropriate results. Email and Final Thoughts Following this, they read a listener’s email about a humorous encounter with Satan at a church, which Jill found amusing. Keith and Terry discussed a humorous email about a Texas state trooper who, while pulling over a magician, ended up juggling flares with the magician. They also talked about the location of Houston and the route of Interstate 10. Keith then played a voicemail message from a listener who shared a joke about a husband and wife visiting a therapist. The conversation concluded with Keith mentioning that listeners can send messages to their voicemail number. The final word from our AI companion The meeting was a comedy show featuring jokes and puns from Terry, Keith, and Jill. The hosts encouraged listeners to visit their website www.thatsoundsfunny.com to listen to past episodes, subscribe, and leave ratings and reviews. They also invited listeners to call their voicemail number 217-250-0799. The show concluded with Keith signing off and thanking the audience for listening. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1hr 16min
  8. 14 FEB

    Naked Mermaid, Fail. (266)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” When you sign up, your first month is free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap The podcast episode featured discussions on various light-hearted topics, including current events, family anecdotes, and humorous word puzzles. Keith, Jill, and Terry shared stories about their recent activities, such as watching old TV shows, attending a birthday party, and the ongoing Winter Olympics. They also discussed planning for White Cane Awareness Month in October, considering potential fundraising events and community engagement activities. The hosts shared funny jokes and puns, and encouraged listeners to engage with the show by calling their voicemail or visiting their website. Summary Featuring Keith, Jill, and Terry discussing various topics, including their current TV show binges, the Winter Olympics, and a recent family event. Terry shared his enjoyment of watching Hogan’s Heroes and The Andy Griffith Show, while Jill mentioned attending her granddaughter’s birthday party at a hospital pool. The conversation also touched on the Winter Olympics, including an incident involving an American skier who suffered a career-ending injury. The group discussed a pool party where Jill supervised the cake while Keith’s son encountered Uncle George at Taco Bell. They shared stories about their grandchildren, including one who was hesitant to walk in the pool. Keith mentioned working on web page issues and noted they had listener stats but no recent voicemail messages. News of the Week Terry shared a story about an emu in Canada attempting to predict the weather, while Jill shared another story about wild turkeys in Wisconsin becoming a nuisance, causing traffic issues and chasing children. Keith shared a story about Aaron Elizabeth Sutton, a woman from Louisiana who was found swimming nude in a neighbor’s pond and allegedly attacked police officers while claiming to be a mermaid. Terry then discussed a Museum of Personal Failures in Vancouver that displays rejected items, including a wedding dress, a knife that won’t stay sharp, and various other failed objects. Jill presented a humorous story about dogs stealing packages in Oklahoma City. Keith then presented a comprehensive list of February month-long holidays, including African American Heritage Month, American Heart Month, and various pet-related observances. Terry shared a story about Brian Fowler, who broke the record for attending the most NFL games in a single season by visiting 56 stadiums in 72 days. Jill’s Weird Words Jill presented her weird word list that featured various words and their meanings, including “inimical,” “shale,” “hamartia,” and “Marino.” Terry’s Top 10 List Terry shared a top 10 list of things not to do on Valentine’s Day, including forgetting the date, buying last-minute gifts, and using coupons for breadsticks as a gift. Anchor Topic This is the part of the episode where we talk about blindness related issues. Today we feature orientation and mobility. The group discussed plans for a White Cane Awareness event in early October, considering locations like the cone barn and potential activities such as a group walk with beeping crosswalks and fundraising opportunities. They emphasized the importance of early planning to address logistics like permits, police involvement, and safety concerns. The group agreed to bring these ideas to a future meeting for further discussion and planning. Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared two humorous emails during the meeting. The first email was about an 83-year-old man who, after calling the police about burglars in his detached garage, claimed he had “shot them all” to expedite their response. The second email was from a man who humorously described how his wife’s response to his marriage demands, such as cleaning and dishwashing, improved over time, with a humorous reference to swelling and urination. The final word from our AI companion Keith, Jill, and Terry shared a variety of dad jokes and puns, including jokes about Valentine’s Day, animals, and everyday objects. They laughed together and ended the session with a reminder to listeners to tell friends about the show and visit their webpage for more content. Keith signed off, expressing gratitude to the audience and promising to return next week. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1hr 17min

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