Hallmark Snark

Hallmark Snark
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Podcast for the #hallmarkies who are also #hallsnarkies. Love is love, even if it’s aggressively heteronormative made-for-tv Christmas love. Join Tara and Austin as they lovingly snark on the Hallmark Countdown to Christmas movie lineup. Instagram/Facebook @HallmarkSnark or visit HallmarkSnark.com

  1. 2024-12-10

    S6E18 - Week 8 Snark Rankings - Private Princess Christmas, Sugarplummed, Leah’s Perfect Gift

    In this week’s minisode, we’re ranking Private Princess Christmas, Sugarplummed, and Leah’s Perfect Gift using our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re breaking down the highs, the lows, and everything in between. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark! Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.

    16 min

  2. 2024-12-09

    S6E17 Sugarplummed

    Well, Hallmark went full meta with Harmony Home and its Sugarplum series. Honestly, we’re rooting for this to become a real franchise and need that rule book published immediately. Hallmark needed to decide if it wanted this to be funny or heartfelt. And while the sugarplum whimsy was delightfully fun, even gin cookies couldn’t make this family believable. We still wish this could have been our gay movie of the year. We hope they try again—just without the dad. Join us for Episode 17 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies. Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Bluesky.

    48 min

  3. 2024-12-07

    S6E16 - Week 7 Snark Rankings - Joyful Mrs. Miracle, A '90s Christmas, Deck the Walls, Believe in Christmas, Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story, The Finnish Line, The Christmas Quest

    Our "minisode" isn’t so mini this week as we tackle seven movies for Thanksgiving! We’re ranking Debbie Macomber's Joyful Mrs. Miracle, A '90s Christmas, Deck the Walls, Believe in Christmas, Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story, The Finnish Line, and The Christmas Quest in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies were worth the holiday marathon. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark! Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.

    41 min

  4. 2024-12-06

    S6E15 The Christmas Quest

    While this was one of the most disappointing treasure hunts we’ve been on, the stunning Icelandic landscapes and views almost made up for it. We’d suggest renaming this movie to "Maybe the Real Treasure Is the Friends and Family We Met Along the Way." While it tried to nod to Indiana Jones and The Da Vinci Code, there’s a reason those movies don’t include a baking montage. The pacing felt as uneven as the terrain they crossed. On the bright side, we learned a valuable lesson: always leave a cryptic letter for your children when you discover your next treasure. We did agree this movie featured the best ball gown of the season!   Join us for Episode 15 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies. Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Bluesky.

    46 min

  5. 2024-11-27

    S6E14 - Week 6 Snark Rankings - Christmas on Call, Three Wiser Men and a Boy, To Have and to Holiday

    Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies— Christmas on Call, Three Wiser Men and a Boy, To Have and to Holiday—in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark! Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.

    14 min

  6. 2024-11-26

    S6E13 Three Wiser Men and a Boy

    Well shucks. We were annoyed…by how good this was. Can a sequel be better than the original? The Godfather taught us it’s possible, and while this isn’t The Godfather, it’s one of those rare moments where a sequel delivers. Join us as we indulge in a steady diet of sparks—not often found in such abundance in our Countdown to Christmas reviews. We may do a little bit of fan-girl/boy-ing over Paul Campbell and Kimberley Sustad, but don’t worry—we still managed to find a healthy dose of snarks to snack on. Also, we’d absolutely pay to see How the Grump Ruins Christmas. Join us for Episode 13 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies. Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Bluesky.

    1 tim 1 min

  7. 2024-11-22

    S6E12 - Week 5 Snark Rankings - Christmas with the Singhs, Jingle Bell Run, Confessions of a Christmas Letter

    Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies— Christmas with the Singhs, Jingle Bell Run, Confessions of a Christmas Letter—in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark! Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.

    16 min

  8. 2024-11-22

    S6E11 Jingle Bell Run - Nameless Best Snark!

    Welcome to our first crossover episode with our new snarky friends, Nameless Best Friends. Jingle Bell Run? More like Mildly Festive Plane Trips to Solve Low-Budget Challenges. From walnut cracking to ski valet fruitcake hockey, the thrills were few, but the payout was huge. Sure, the stakes were low, but we stayed for the jackets and Andrew Walker’s center part, which deserved its own trophy.   Join us for Episode 11 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies. Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Bluesky.

    1 tim 42 min
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Podcast for the #hallmarkies who are also #hallsnarkies. Love is love, even if it’s aggressively heteronormative made-for-tv Christmas love. Join Tara and Austin as they lovingly snark on the Hallmark Countdown to Christmas movie lineup. Instagram/Facebook @HallmarkSnark or visit HallmarkSnark.com

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    Hallmark Snark
  • Aktiva år
    2019 - 2024
  • Avsnitt
    63
  • Åldersgräns
    Barnvänligt
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    Hallmark Snark