Hello Hyrule: A Legend of Zelda Travelogue

//the kaepora gaebora theme plays as a big owl flies in through the window of the post office// Hello there, i heard you were answering questions so i flew in to ask a few things about the adventure of the hero of time, he is in the temple of time right now so i have a little spare time. First of, why are the gold skulltullas named gold skulltullas and not gold skullwalltullas? Where are the tokens? In the skulltullas? Or is it their carapace? Why do you want to burger me? Why don’t the gorons eat the boulder blocking the dodonggo cavern if they are starving? Why do baby ghoma look like roggenrola and only have two legs if they are arachnids? On top of all these questions i have a few theories, i think that link going around activating switches in jabu jabu can lead to a chain reaction killing him in about four years or something, sinking to the bottom of zora’s fountain and being eaten by fish in seven years, another theory is that if link somehow would fail his quest ganondorf would recruit gerudos as guards. Would you like to hear what i said again >Yes No //kaepora gaebora flies away//