The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. −2 D

    VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL: The Bonk Beat Book Club Launch, Nickname Game and Relationship CRISES!

    In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s Valentine’s Day week—and love is not in the air for everyone. Abbey and Peter dive into the chaos of coupledom, unpacking dodgy Valentine’s Day traditions, emotionally-charged listener rants, and their own romantic misfires. The duo also get into thoughtful (and not-so-thoughtful) gifts, including matching PJs that never made it and strawberry body butter that’s become too predictable. We also hear from a listener whose Valentine's re-evaluation spiral triggered a relationship crisis, and another whose fiancé ruins every gift by announcing it first.  Plus, there’s a steamy surprise segment on erotic literature—complete with dramatic readings and some very questionable knots. Finally, it’s nickname heaven as listeners send in their best ever rude, weird and wildly inappropriate names for mates—featuring “Pothole”, “Slinky”, and the unforgettable “Joy Button.” Send in your Agony Abs, weekly wines, and nickname game entries below! 00:00 - Introduction 04:32 - Gone Golfin’ 18:01 - Valentine’s Day! 29:05 - Bonk Beats Book Club 35:20 - Joy Button 41:18 - So (Ham) Salad 45:33 - Competition time! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 min

  2. 5 FEB.

    Is This Ever Acceptable? Girlfriend’s Bedroom Antics EXPOSED!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your weird and wonderful relationship dilemmas!  From bedroom boundaries to breath that clears the room, no topic is off-limits as the pair tackle your juiciest questions with their usual mix of honesty and humour.  Abbey reacts to a listener who’s left feeling rejected after discovering her partner’s solo antics upstairs, while Peter shares a very revealing story involving an early morning workout and some unfortunately placed studio cameras. There’s also chaos in the group chat after a hen-do planning fail, the unspoken gym beef that might be more than it seems, and a heartfelt message from a mum navigating her son’s painful hair loss journey. All this and much more only on this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything!  00:00 – Intro 05:10 – Parenting Hell 10:30 – Bad Breath 15:55 – Flying Solo 18:10 – 9-Year Itch 23:25 – Gym Crush 31:45 – The Sex Tape (Or lack of) 38:05 – Friendship Fallouts 40:25 – Outro LAST CHANCE: We’re looking for mates, family-members or couples who want a free TUI holiday worth up to £5000 and a chance to appear on the Therapy Crouch! All you need to do is submit some key info and a video explaining the holiday dilemma you’re stuck with on the link here - https://thetherapycrouch.myaudition.app/  T&C’s apply.  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min

  3. 3 FEB.

    ‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things go from hilarious to heartwarming as Abbey and Peter dive into a chaotic mix of birthday surprises, burnt chocolate cats, and alien conspiracies.  From a charity lunch that ended in shots and Scouse storytelling to Peter’s “notes app revelation” and Abbey’s laser-focused hen do planning, this episode is jam-packed with relatable rants, golden anecdotes, and off-the-cuff laughs. Pete reflects on the strange phenomenon of being married to a sex symbol (while being shabbered in public toilets), and Abbey shares her intense need to over-plan every detail of life—while Pete floats in football-induced chaos.  They also go deep on aliens, robot dogs, and conspiracy theories, questioning whether Jeff Bezos might be one of them.  Meanwhile, listeners write in with snoring scandals, regrettable screen-savers, and shocking first-time confessions. As always, it’s candid, chaotic, and comfortingly unfiltered. Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min
  4. These 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…

    29 JAN.

    These 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross open the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, and as expected… things get very real, very quickly. From chaotic birthday plans and ruined Gucci boots on the rugby sidelines, to brutally honest questions about confidence, relationships and what really goes on behind closed doors. The trio dive into listeners’ dilemmas including intense housemate relationships, health anxiety and whether full body scans are worth the stress. Abbey opens up in a heartfelt Agony Ab from a new mum struggling with the idea of being “one and done” after a traumatic pregnancy journey and birth, sharing raw insight into postpartum recovery, pressure and letting go of expectations. There’s also plenty of laughter along the way, including some jaw-dropping advice from a 1950s housewife manual, questionable supermarket habits and a reminder that sometimes… people just need to chill.  Honest, comforting and hilariously unfiltered — this is The Therapy Crouch at its most open. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or AMA question for a future episode, hit the link below. 00:00 - Ask Me Anything kicks off 01:20 - Birthday plans & golf negotiations 02:03 - Rugby sidelines & ruined Gucci boots 03:04 - Manual car chaos & electric car fears 04:05 - “Lost in a supermarket” question 05:20 - Hair loss, caffeine shampoo & rosemary oil 07:10 - Brutal 1950s housewife rules read aloud 09:05 - Describing each other in three words 10:52 - Smells that remind them of each other 12:25 - Hidden insecurities & confidence myths 13:01 - “If you were arrested…” 14:12 - Paris anniversary trip recommendations 16:34 - New mum fears being “one and done” 21:06 - Health anxiety & full body scans 23:12 - Living with a serial dater 25:42 - “Grow up” relationship reality check Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    26 min
  5. World’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’

    27 JAN.

    World’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's toe-sucking confessions, jellyfish disasters, and serious surname showdowns as Peter and Abbey tackle everything from foot fetishes to holiday debates.  Pete kicks things off with a surprising story about a mate who could operate just about anything with his feet (yes, really), and the gang discover the secret to Peter’s longevity…quite literally Plus, we hear from a listener stuck in a relationship stand-off about baby names, another going on a solo trip to Peru, and someone who is feeling slightly shortchanged when it comes the abundance of birthday gifts she feels forced to buy for her best friends kids!  It’s wild, it’s unfiltered, and it’s Therapy Crouch at its best.  Don’t forget to subscribe and send in your weekly woes! Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. Stay tuned over the next few weeks, as Pete and Ab help two listeners with genuine holiday dilemmas they’re trying to crack, ahead of a real-life TUI holiday!  https://www.tui.co.uk/ Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min

  6. 22 JAN.

    ‘It Cost HOW MUCH?!’ Crouchy’s Holiday Nightmare Revealed!!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Pete are spiralling over their imaginary house renovation — which is impressive, considering they haven’t even bought the place yet.  The staircase has already been sold, everything is painted bone and we’re 3 Pinterest boards away from a nervous breakdown. Things only escalate from there: Pete talks holiday rip offs, and one listener writes in begging us to help save his marriage (no pressure). They also dive into the wild world of faux olive trees, Scottish snow gritters and give their verdict on exactly what time it is socially acceptable to crack open a cold one when on your holidays! Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything! Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
  7. How to Stay Naughty at 40: Abbey’s Bday Bonanza Debrief

    20 JAN.

    How to Stay Naughty at 40: Abbey’s Bday Bonanza Debrief

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter unpack the chaos of Abbey’s long awaited 40th birthday — and it’s safe to say Peter surpassed all of our expectations.  In classic Therapy Crouch style, there was a couple of bumps a long the way - think Simply Red, Spoilt surprises and gift giving headaches - yet Crouchy still scores a 10/10 for this one!  In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is in desperate need of advice on how to avoid ‘Cringe-fest’ boys with a penchant for T-shirt designs as well as from a listener whose ‘parasite’ housemate is threatening to ruin their ‘new year, new me’ mojo.  It’s funny, unfiltered, weirdly touching — and proof that even the most chaotic surprises can go right (kind of). 00:04:00 – Abbey’s obsession with “bone” colored paint sparks a hilarious marital debate 00:11:30 – Listener writes in about surprise “I Love India” breakup shirt 00:18:45 – Bowling ball etiquette: when men lose on dates 00:25:00 – Abbey’s flu… or birthday hangover? 00:30:40 – Abbey recaps the full surprise Paris birthday weekend (gifts, glam, family lies) 00:39:50 – Pete admits he left Abbey’s designer gift on the train 00:44:20 – IVF struggle story and Abbey’s heartfelt response on fertility & motherhood 00:50:50 – New Year, nightmare roommate: listener agony advice 00:56:00 – The nail injury that made headlines (and cancelled Pete’s golf) 01:00:10 – Reflections on why the birthday surprise meant everything Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 min
  8. The Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!

    15 JAN.

    The Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch: Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter tackle the chaos of January head-on as listeners write in with their biggest dilemmas, disasters and frustrations. From the pressure of dating apps and speed dating horror stories to the very real pain of hosting a dinner party that goes completely off the rails, nothing is off limits. The pair also dive into why January is financially ruthless, whether a proper “reset” is even possible after Christmas, and why trying to improve your mental health with daily walks can quickly turn into rage at the general public. There’s also a fiery debate on gym culture, Gen Z filming etiquette, and whether social media has completely warped how we see ourselves. In the Agony Abs, the conversation turns more serious as a listener questions a relationship that’s been stuck in limbo for 11 years, raising honest questions about commitment, living apart, and knowing when to draw the line. As always, Abbey and Peter offer straight-talking advice, plenty of laughs, and a comforting reminder that most of us are just trying to get through January in one piece. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast — hit the link below. 00:00 – The reluctant but passionate subscribe plea 01:05 – Freshers flu, cold water swims & winter routines 02:01 – Why being cold is worse than being hot 03:14 – Sideline fashion disasters & the “undertaker coat” 05:34 – Dating pressure, speed dating chaos & conspiracy theorists 07:34 – Dinner party disasters and Come Dine With Me humiliation 09:58 – January finances falling apart spectacularly 12:52 – Mental health walks ruined by the general public 14:30 – Forest walks, flashers & clearing your head 15:25 – The most disrespectful snorer on the Eurostar 17:27 – Gen Z gym culture and filming rage 19:04 – Social media, comparison & gym anxiety 22:38 – Living apart after 11 years: relationship crossroads 24:26 – Hard truths about commitment and moving in together Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    25 min
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Kanal
    Marvellous
  • Skapad av
    Tall or Nothing
  • Aktiva år
    2023 - 2026
  • Avsnitt
    259
  • Åldersgräns
    Vuxet innehåll
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    © Therapy Crouch
  • Programmets webbplats
    The Therapy Crouch

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