A podcast for the schemers and dreamers. Identical twins Dave and Jeff Rosenberg, along with Queen Ana come up with true hustles and make billions so you don't have to.
Dave is pitching a fabric that never goes out of style. Jeff is selling pot-cast seeds and sticking it to the man. Ana is helping you eat out when you eat out.
Cake in a Cup
Dave is letting you have your cake and eat it too. Jeff is monetizing the sun. Ana pitches dying your pitches a different color.
Dave is laundering lint into wife beaters tank tops. Jeff tries to re-salt your salivary glands, mid-drink. Ana is scrapping together a dating app for people with only an hour to spare.
Dave is rolling up your shoes. Jeff is planting your dream garden. Ana is heating you up and vibrating you awake. The Slop Shop is open: https://slop.online/
REMEMBER THE 13TH
I am proposing a new national holiday to "Remember the 13th" of March 2020 with a national sickout to peacefully demand changes to the glaring inequalities 2020 exposed. The idea is a sickout holiday every year on March 13th. If the 13th is on a weekend, like this year, then the sickout is the monday after.
Dave is playing footsie with trees. Jeff is helping out the fat cats. Ana keeps shorts from coming up short.
The goodest of boys.