Off the Cuff

Off the Cuff
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Three friends try to survive talking with each other

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    We Are Genuinely Addicted to Arc Raiders

    This week, the gang is smashing faces, making Instagram Reels for Babies, getting addicted to and crashing out over Arc Raiders, Smuggling rocks onto planes, and debating AI bros... could it get any better?(Episode 28)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:51 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:52 Generational Frank Arc Raiders Crashout 00:09:41 We are genuinely addicted to Arc Raiders 00:12:15 Frank got a Trojan 00:14:22 Should we start gambling 00:17:15 Face-smashing 00:18:39 Alex the insomniac 00:19:40 How to fall asleep quickly 00:20:26 Frank forgot he had a concussion 00:23:11 Figure out why Frank gets headaches 00:27:44 Do you really need to drink water? 00:29:14 Alex went to Bend 00:30:29 iPad Nephews 00:31:30 IG Reels for Babies 00:32:58 Cat who's addicted to IG reels 00:34:02 We need to bring back bullying to lower screentime 00:35:00 We were screen addicts as babies 00:36:03 Dogs love Alex's nuts 00:36:33 Rock Hounding 00:38:19 Smuggling Rocks 00:39:56 The Pablo Escobar of Quartz 00:43:10 Frank don't check bags 00:43:48 Alex... likes rocks 00:44:31 United Airlines Scorpion 00:45:44 Green Mambas 00:46:12 GOOP on the brain 00:46:36 Just recycle all the weapons when you lose 00:48:15 The return of Counter Strike Frank 00:50:28 Alex should not get Arc Raiders 00:50:54 The Jillow 00:51:57 Marker 31 00:53:59 We're getting old 00:54:47 Frank's T-breaks 00:55:44 Going Non-verbal at the function 00:57:17 Never had a wet dream 00:58:13 6'2" feminist 00:59:00 Bingington 01:01:29 The blackrock of condoms 01:03:03 Getting out of Jury Duty 01:04:18 AI Bro in Jail 01:05:49 The Oregon AI bros are different 01:18:42 AI will end the world 01:22:26 Hangover is not a measure of alcohol 01:23:11 Livetweeting the debate

    1h 24m

  2. 20 JAN

    Would we be less neurotic if we thought less?

    Skip the first 20 minutes if you don't like gross stuff - FrankThis week, the gang is all back together, hating waffles, discussing the demons they've fought along the way, remembering 2016 YouTube, appeasing the gamers, and trying to beat world records.. could it get any better?(Episode 27)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:11 The Gang's all back 00:00:47 Jake's been Goopin' 00:01:57 Welcome back to off the Cuff 00:02:05 What did we do yesterday 00:03:09 The dog is itched out 00:04:24 Forward facing Chog 00:04:48 The communal burger 00:05:22 40 Wendy's Nuggets 00:07:36 Dysentery 00:08:26 Whale Watching 00:10:34 Alex is into some weird stuff 00:11:30 Alex's secret powers 00:16:01 Frank is afraid of throwing up 00:16:05 Disneyworld is cursed 00:18:07 Frank is a bit of a coward 00:19:53 Dogs vom big-time 00:22:14 Declining brain or itchy? 00:22:41 Would I be less neurotic if I thought less? 00:24:13 Oddly specific medical conditions 00:25:39 Mouth itch or Gum disease? 00:26:37 Tequila breath 00:27:55 Do you drink soda for bubbles? the taste of them 00:28:20 So you hate waffles 00:29:06 Alex hates waffles AND pancakes 00:30:00 Peak morning routine 00:31:04 Frank the midnight snack menace 00:32:46 Stealth closing doors 00:33:54 The yearly house battle royale 00:36:00 Sexy Wink Stat 00:36:52 Who would you cancel? 00:37:40 THEY'RE NOT TOUCHERS 00:38:26 We're just running old bits 00:38:41 Why frenemies ended 00:39:23 DONT GOOGLE TRISHA PAYTAS 100 LAYERS 00:40:18 Coming out as straight 00:41:57 Hulk out 00:42:20 Alex is into some weird stuff 00:43:08 Daniel Gheesling Cameo 00:43:36 World record longest fart 00:44:46 Penile queef 00:45:47 Our doctor friend responded 00:47:09 REAL GAMER HOURS 00:48:13 You're either a loser gamer, or a loser to the gamers 00:48:48 ooooold tower defense games 00:49:25 Frank was offered a (diet) coke on a plane 00:51:26 The airport is a lawless place 00:52:32 Frank has acute alcoholism 00:54:10 Getting locked in Laguna Seca 00:56:25 If you were upside down would you fart more? 00:56:33 Chewing a whole pack of gum 00:57:11 Alex is colorblind in the mouth 01:05:56 Guy who found out he was diabetic during a golden shower 01:06:42 Anteater superpower 01:07:31 Chat, is this a real animal? 01:09:22 The boars are invading 01:10:23 Colorado boars

    1h 11m

  3. 13 JAN

    We're Gooping, It's Goop Central, the Goopcast

    This week, the gang is gooping is up, getting that pink stuff and loving it, debating what is french, getting cancelled, realizing they love each other, and leaving little notes for each other.. could it get any better?(Episode 26)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:55 None of this is medical advice 00:03:02 DO NOT GIVE YOUR WII ORANGE JUICE 00:03:25 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:04:13 Complaining about the lights 00:04:37 Are ceiling mirrors French? 00:05:46 Dutch Toilets 00:06:41 The PE teacher epidemic 00:09:51 Yo Biden you have 2 Yil 00:11:43 Bill Nye Reddit Post 00:13:37 Thunder! 00:14:44 Skynyrd is the Ship of Theseus 00:15:32 Holiday burnout vs depression 00:15:49 SSBM vs Girlfriend 00:17:23 White guy podcast gets cancelled 00:19:50 They're all gooping, and they're loving it 00:21:00 Cancellation election 00:21:41 Skin tone comparison 00:22:42 The Royal Crown 00:24:37 The classic youtube search 00:25:39 Guys don't know how to say they care about each other so they say this 00:30:34 WoW mention! 00:31:13 The games that saved us 00:32:42 Timelines VR Game - Our idea no takesies 00:33:45 The Belcher is Back 00:34:14 The Test Belcher 00:35:03 Chekhov's gun 00:35:31 Frank's weekly crashout 00:36:38 Finally the belcher story 00:41:51 Puffin Cereal 00:42:27 7 sets of goop 00:44:38 Imposter Syndrome, should we stream? 00:47:55 Facts, a Kick-sponsored broadcast 00:48:39 Fr Fr Ong at Work 00:49:34 The Don Impressions 00:51:05 Lyndon B. Johnson's Big Johnson 00:51:45 Lowkirkenuinly 00:52:52 GOKU ON THE DESKTOP 00:54:14 Slowroads.io 00:55:48 Average Length, Small Balls, Statistically 00:57:01 Can you feel the fever in your balls? 00:58:52 The "4 Trillion to Isreal" Stance 01:02:31 White boy rank up!

    1h 4m

  4. 7 JAN

    A Night for the Books

    This week, the gang is recapping a night on the town, one of them fighting for their life, one of them can barely remember, and one of them was stuck home sick. Are their livers all right? and could it get any better?(Episode 25)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro Clip 00:34 Homemade Whiteclaws 01:20 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 01:44 We all have the herps 03:06 We missed Christmas 03:57 "Gimme it" 06:31 Frank keeps spilling drinks 07:32 A night for the books 07:45 Alex's Side of the night 16:58 Frank's side of the night 17:22 Jake's side of the night 21:18 Frank's side of the story, pt. 2 27:05 New Years 27:51 Phone Ban 29:04 Who are you calling at 3am? 31:45 Pregaming the boomer jokes 33:17 Can it be hard in survival mode? 35:09 Jake vs the spider 36:56 The Shyamalan Twist 37:28 Power pellets 39:15 We've eaten too much candy 40:17 "Pragmatic" 40:56 Alex is the ash-covered-baby 42:05 I don't think the baby knows people can change 44:39 Turning a baby into Ki Adi Mundi 46:02 Pull trig 47:00 GunFrog 48:04 FPS Chess 49:16 Ad-Spot

    50 min

  5. 23/12/2025

    We need to lobotomize our House AI

    This week, the gang is figuring out how to setup the world's worst AI for their house, remembering 2016 YouTube, time traveling, finding Asmongold's love of the n64, making ANOTHER podcast.. could it get any better?(Episode 24)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:11 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:42 We've been gone TOO long 00:01:43 YOU BE WHAT 00:02:21 We lost our stim toys 00:03:08 Can you get poison ivy on the inside? 00:04:39 The appendix test 00:06:34 Jake has an extra bone 00:07:44 Guy who wears ear plugs to bed 00:08:18 Storing data on a Salami 00:09:05 The Doctor Who Ozempic Episode 00:11:08 Dinosaurs on a Spaceship 00:12:25 Dino Horror Games 00:13:43 Time travel expirement 00:15:30 Do not google "Asmongold n64 controller" 00:16:36 We DO need stim toys 00:17:21 The baked cast 00:18:56 2016 YouTubers 00:20:39 Idups 00:21:15 Akira 00:23:10 No, don't put my genome in ChatGPT 00:24:21 FrankGPT 00:25:30 Tribbin to the GPT 00:26:19 With the buds 00:28:04 Anything4Views Australian? 00:30:15 FrankGPT comes back 00:32:53 We named the HouseAI "Drake" 00:42:34 Plot twist of the century 00:44:31 Amazon Echos are for virgins 00:45:41 The Baked Cast 00:46:25 Throwing in MarioKart 00:48:25 Wait... Pause 00:48:46 eDark, the second AI 00:52:38 Child Support claim over Twitter 00:53:47 Charlie Posture Check 00:55:19 Critikal & the game awards 00:56:11 We actually should make the House AI 00:57:30 P.E. teachers stealing the huzz 00:59:03 High by association 01:00:14 Salvia 01:04:07 The asthmatic drunk experience 01:06:12 eDark please end the episode

    1h 14m

  6. 16/12/2025

    How do you get bigger?

    This week, the gang is getting super woke (one gender), girthmaxxing, contemplating cigarettes, asking AI the trolley problem, and understanding dogs on a deeper level ..could it get any better?(Episode 23)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro00:23 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 01:11 Jake says big words 02:15 Average QA experience 03:18 Corporate Ted Kaczynski 04:58 THERE'S ONLY ONE GENDER!!!!!!!!!!!! 06:42 Raisen Bagel Enjoyers 07:44 Yes, Bagels are Boiled 08:35 Google AI, twist his balls 09:59 The LLM Trolley Problem 11:47 Alex is Back!!!! 12:37 Modern Day Sea Shanties 14:36 DeMorgan's law reference!!! 15:01 Asbestos cigarette filters 17:07 Frank's brain is fried today 17:46 Jake is girthmaxxing a cigarette 18:32 Has a Human married themself? 19:06 Jake's Mirror-Wife 20:39 The Hasan Brain Virus 21:28 The origins of Dark Brandon 22:57 Billie Firstname Fullname Second-middle-name Pirate LastnameEilish 23:45 NB Named 'Pirate' 24:22 Nobody should have phones 25:15 Frank built a computer 26:01 and it has 12 TERABYTES 26:49 Valorant Undressed [v1.37a] - copy.jar.rar.gz 28:14 Google AI, twist his balls 29:41 Color correcting d-pics 32:03 121mm test 33:04 You need 3D glasses for this part 34:37 A lotta D w/ nowhere to go 36:12 Alex can't stop goofing off 36:57 An errant earthquake notification 38:17 Frank looks constantly stressed out 38:49 Thanksgiving walks 39:39 Could you run a mile in your bathroom? 40:06 How do we get bigger? 41:31 More shenanigans 42:29 The money is on the table 43:10 Frank's PC Building Speedrun 44:42 Doing an episode under the influence 46:09 25 is old, 27 is young 47:06 Great Grandparent Speedrun, Matt Walsh strat 49:09 Making a funeral about you 51:14 Deciding who is Alex 52:06 55 months 54:15 Pooping a PR 55:08 Lactose Intolerance is a mental illness 56:08 Mind over diarrhea 57:06 Fear of pooping 59:17 Ice spice threw the lead

    1 hr

  7. 09/12/2025

    Discord Fell Off

    This week, the gang is missing Alex, ranting about Kathleen Kennedy's Star Wars, realizing Discord fell'd off, fantasizing about Fox news hosts MLM (not the pyramid schemes) situations, trying GROG for the first time, and over explaining why you should be watching FD Signifier.. could it get any better?(Episode 22)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:17 Jumbo Alex 00:00:46 We picked wrong season to record in a garge 00:01:17 Oogie Boogie Christmas Tree 00:02:30 Game dev who hates video games 00:03:54 How do we get on the list? 00:06:13 Thom Yorke 00:07:34 Jesse Waters XX Greg Buttfeld Fanfic 00:08:11 Alex is Gone again 00:08:51 We've become an imitation of ourselves 00:09:09 Reference Grummz delegitimizes your argument 00:10:02 Stellar Blade is a gooner game 00:10:27 The OTK Mansion 00:11:24 WE CONDOM HASAN 00:12:04 Half life 3 Copium 00:15:26 PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER BIOSHOCK GAME 00:18:08 ARC RAIDERS EXPANSION 00:20:19 Star Wars in 2025 00:33:24 Disney's "We solved racism" movies 00:34:50 Force Unleashed is not as good as we remember 00:36:52 Discord Fell Off 00:38:59 The kids would never get this 00:39:44 Friend Slop is killing Discord 00:40:57 Home Servers are gonna be goated 00:42:42 Girlfriends vs Ethernet cables 00:43:31 We got GROG! 00:44:20 Jake has to buster 00:45:08 GROG! Taste Test 00:46:30 We're back on the Jack hater Arc 00:47:24 The Taco Bell tenders are probably radioactive 00:48:33 Conspiring against Jack 00:51:27 Mamdani changed my opinion on Hinge 00:55:51 Lina Kahn is perfect 00:56:23 We can bully the democrats now 00:57:04 We ran this in the last Duo Queue 00:58:13 Will Frank ever find a socialist baddie? 00:58:28 NB named Bread 01:00:19 THE SNIZZLER 01:02:49 You need to watch the FD Signifier Charlie Kirk Video

    1h 8m

  8. 02/12/2025

    Winning Polymarket's Parlay on the Roblox CEO Podcast

    This week, the gang is gambling on the podcast the Roblox CEO did, discussing the dangers of Polymarket, swooning over FINNEAS, and realizing that we're about to be in a second GamerGate.. could it get any better?(Episode 21)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:23 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:00 We're recording this on Thanksgiving 00:01:44 Alex is rediscovering the idea of owning media 00:03:44 Frank is a record collector (ew) 00:05:39 We need more physical media 00:09:20 Linux is Frank's Dark Souls (ew) 00:11:35 Just record at 2x speed 00:13:17 Money is Fake 00:14:16 The history of Thanksgiving 00:15:50 Crazy episode idea 00:16:46 We love Andrew Jackson 00:17:29 Jake should've got drunk at work 00:18:38 Alex doesn't know Zohran 00:19:47 FOR THE RECORD!!!!!!!!!!! 00:20:32 Echidnas have 6 what now 00:21:52 People who say "no N bombs" 00:22:48 Jake saw Billie Eilish 00:25:08 The nosebleeds ain't that bad 00:26:44 FINNEAS 00:27:52 The Roblox CEO Sitch 00:32:34 I'm gonna find a girlfriend in Arc Raiders 00:33:01 Back to Roblox 00:37:10 Bobby Kotick is the pot of greed 00:37:43 "We replaced the moderators with AI" 00:38:40 "You're not thinking Agentically" 00:39:44 Sports Betting is going to be downfall of American Society 00:43:20 GAMBLING IS NOT EDUCATIONAL 00:45:50 Gacha is an "emerging western market" 00:46:26 Everything that was a problem in 2016 is coming back 00:47:07 Why the CSGO Skin market crashed 00:50:51 Virtue signaling moment.... Kamala Harris 00:51:16 Is anyone feeling the Holiday spirit this year? 00:52:43 wHy aReN't gAmEs FUn ANyMorE??? 00:53:46 Frank is a menace in Arc Raiders 00:56:53 Frank keeps having to come out as Straight 00:58:20 Is it homophobic to make Homiesexual jokes? 01:00:05 Am I self-reflecting or is my frontal lobe developing? 01:00:52 Playing games under the influence 01:02:33 Frank completely forgot what he wanted to talk about 01:04:25 Throbber (disambiguation) 01:05:23 Next house will be degen hours fr fr ong 01:05:46 Jake exposes Frank 01:08:56 We are bad podcasters 01:09:59 Frank may be a narcissist 01:11:07 Halo 2 L.A.S.O. 01:12:52 The only valid reaction to the modern day is to cop

    1h 18m
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Three friends try to survive talking with each other

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    Off the Cuff
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    29
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    Explicit
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