The Red Scare

The Red Scare
The Red Scare

Since 2007, This Dichotomous Duo has agreed on nothing. GOP or DNC? Pitch or Catch? Top or Bottom? Listen Up, Fruits! Support on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theredscare Once upon a radio station, two dudes wandered into a studio in the middle of the night. They started pressing buttons, pulling switches, and in 2007, they established, "The Red Scare." After a long awaited return, the Dichotomous Duo of Teddy & Scotch are back and they're pissed off. Listen up, fruits!

  1. 12/09/2022

    Spot Me a Tubby

    The boys try vigorously to give a damn about the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, and speculate the future of a monarchy which really has no power. Then, Harriet Tubman gets a new legacy with a new moniker, conjured up by the brilliant, Red Scare. Serena Williams is another queen which, this week, was laid to rest. Eli Manning has more super bowl rings than the guys' beloved Bears. Then, Teddy and Scotch solve all of California's important issues. Listen up, you tubby tubs of tub-scum!

    28 min

  2. 02/09/2022

    Technically, It's Technical

    Teddy stumbles out of the gate with some annoying technical issues, but runs with it anyway. The boys lay the groundwork for what to never expect from the Scare, in the future. They discuss what it might take to be sad enough to sit in the audience of a prime time game show. Then, Scotch tickles Teddy's tits by reviewing some of the most ridiculous names from young, up and coming rappers. Listen up, syzurp swallowers!

    26 min

  3. 29/08/2022

    The Wheel of Torture

    The boys give lukewarm explanations as to why they've been recently absent.  Current affairs aren't cutting it anymore, so Teddy and Scotch devise a new plan for America, that will offset the taxes they're about regurgitate over Biden's college debt forgiveness program. It also might just be the best damn game show anyone's ever thought of. Listen up, content vampires!

    35 min

  4. 25/07/2022

    From Scotch to Shining Scotch

    Scotch reveals that he's going to be touching down on the east coast, for the time, and plans to dip his icy big toe into the Atlantic, like it's a double shot of Kessler whiskey. The boys discuss why Brittany Griner might never set foot on American soil again, right after admitting to not giving a damn. Then, fittingly, they pay a tribute to a Boston legend. No, not Larry Bird, but, Bill Burr. Listen up, lesbian liver lickers!!

    25 min

  5. 11/07/2022

    Are You There God, it's Me, Vengeance?

    After a slight summer vacation, the boys get the band together for a brief little jam session, to kick the cobwebs off before making their triumphant return. Listen up, groupies!

    25 min

  6. 07/06/2022

    The Average Nobodies

    The boys pay their respects to one of the greatest movies ever made, Goodfellas, and narrowly mention the passing of Ray Liotta. Although he's filled with hate and crap, Teddy details the importance of respecting one's opponent. Scotch gives us a healthy dose of riveting sports trivia, as they pay an obligatory tribute to Tom Brady. Then, the guys have fun with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Listen up, you careless whisperers!

    26 min

  7. 25/05/2022

    Meerkat vs. Mole-Rat

    The guys throw their weight around regarding their expertise about being rotund individuals, and whether or not fat men gain penis, while losing weight.  The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue infuriates Teddy, but Scotch was too busy getting screwed in the drive-thru, he forgot that he's large because he loves flavor, not substance. Speaking of no substance; Listen up, FUPA fruits!

    35 min

  8. 12/05/2022

    Fingertip to Wrist, in May/5 Cervezas

    The boys plunge wrist deep into the annals of history by addressing the misconceptions Americans have about Cinco de Mayo. Teddy regales us with a summary of the greatest impromptu comedy lineup ever assembled, which included, Chris Rock, Leslie Jones, Jimmy Carr, Dave Attell, Jeff Ross and Dave Chappelle. Scotch almost cracked his own skull while trying to make an omelet. The guys discuss the rules of bathroom etiquette, in regards to being a good partner to their respective ladies. Elon Musk is one step closer to taking over the world. Listen up, wet wipes!

    48 min
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About

Since 2007, This Dichotomous Duo has agreed on nothing. GOP or DNC? Pitch or Catch? Top or Bottom? Listen Up, Fruits! Support on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theredscare Once upon a radio station, two dudes wandered into a studio in the middle of the night. They started pressing buttons, pulling switches, and in 2007, they established, "The Red Scare." After a long awaited return, the Dichotomous Duo of Teddy & Scotch are back and they're pissed off. Listen up, fruits!

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  • Creator
    The Red Scare
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2022
  • Episodes
    71
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Red Scare
  • Show Website
    The Red Scare

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