Poison Tulips

Alexander Hartson

Exvangelical show about Calvinism and homeschooling.

Episodes

  1. 19 JAN

    Pilgrim's Progress: Part V

    This week the gang is once again joined by Mesopotanian researcher and author Samuel David to discuss Pilgrim's Progress. Our hero Christian continues on his way facing the Valley of the Shadow of Death, giants, and other challenges. SPOILER WARNING: Stranger Things ending mentions [skip 1:12:55 to 1:17:19 to avoid]. Dangerous Journey: The Story of Pilgrim's Progress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkQ-xAV0-w Follow Samuel David on IG: @thatsamueldavid Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 18min

  2. 12 JAN

    Pilgrim's Progress: Part IV

    The gang dives into Pilgrim's Progress part IV with Mesopotamian author and researcher Samuel David. Alec discovers a shocking similarity between the voice of our favorite demon, Apollyon, and everybody's least favorite demonic podcast host, Alex Jones. Charlie, Robb, and Samuel discuss the armor of god, Christian's new friend Faithful, and taking a flaming dart to the back. Dangerous Journey: The Story of Pilgrim's Progress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkQ-xAV0-w Follow Samuel David on IG: @thatsamueldavid Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 51min

  3. 29/12/2025

    Plugged Out: Bee Movie

    The gang tries to uncover the thesis of Plugged In's whacky review of Bee Movie. Alec sorts out bee anatomy while Charlie struggles to stay on topic in the midst of Seinfeld's dubious humor. Along the way, we read the very cool and hip new Gen-Z, AI-generated Bible translation, discuss breaking Epstein news, and check in on Leonardo Dicaprio's current relationship. This one is a doozy! Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 28min

  4. 22/12/2025

    Kirk Cameron Whitesplains Christmas

    The gang cozies up for CHRISTmas together in the spirit of the season. Charlie forces Alec, Dani, and Dan to suffer through Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas for the first (and hopefully last) time ever. God bless us, everyone! Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 20min

  5. 15/12/2025

    Pilgrim’s Progress: Part III

    The gang is joined once again by our friends Chaz and Chrissy from James Dobson’s Bastard Kids (formerly known as The Excommunication Station). In this episode, we enjoy a refreshing respite at a mountain spring and peer into some very titillating woods with our hero Christian, who is still avoiding his family. Dangerous Journey: The Story of Pilgrim's Progress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkQ-xAV0-w Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 46min

  6. 08/12/2025

    Pilgrim's Progress: Part II

    The gang dissects more of Pilgrim's Progress, including The Interpreter's House, Christian's unburdening, and an encounter with Mr. Worldly Wiseman. Alec, Dani, and Robb wade their way through massive dumps, tall walls, and along the way, run into a woman who simply can't stop sweeping her floor. Dangerous Journey: The Story of Pilgrim's Progress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkQ-xAV0-w Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 31min

  7. 01/12/2025

    Pilgrim's Progress: Part I

    The gang teams up with Chaz and Chrissy from James Dobson’s Bastard Kids (formerly known as The Excommunication Station) and dives into the first chapters of Pilgrim’s Progress and Christian’s oh-so-heavy, very smelly burden. Dangerous Journey: The Story of Pilgrim's Progress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkQ-xAV0-w Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 42min

  8. 24/11/2025

    Plugged Out: The Incredibles

    The gang breaks down Plugged In’s review of The Incredibles. Alec tries to sort out why Focus on the Family is so hyperfixated on rockets. Charlie reveals the real appeal of Mr. Incredible to fundie dads. And we discover just what “the best marriage has to offer” really means to our least favorite media review site. Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 9min

  9. 17/11/2025

    Calvinism: Predestination and TULIP Theology

    For this episode, the gang breaks down the origins of TULIP theology, as well as its many, many issues. Alec, Charlie, Dani and Robb discuss Predestination, their personal experiences with Calvinism, as well as baptism. Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    2h 4m

  10. 03/11/2025

    Plugged Out: Toy Story

    Does Buzz suffer from delusions of grandeur? Is falling over an act of violence? How exactly are these toys having physical and romantic relationships? Find out the answers to all these questions as Alec, Charlie, and Sarah deep dive into Plugged In’s definitely very reasonable review of a Toy Story and attempt to make sense of it. Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 1min

  11. 27/10/2025

    Introduction

    This week, Alec, Charlie, Dani, and Robb cover our introductions and mission statement for the show. Connect with us more: https://linktr.ee/poisontulips This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    1hr 11min
  • 11 Episodes

About

Exvangelical show about Calvinism and homeschooling.

Information

  • Creator
    Alexander Hartson
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    Poison Tulips