Clock the Tea with Dr. Long

Dr. Mark Long

Clock the Tea with Dr. Long spills it all, from Capitol Hill to cultural hotspots across the country. Join Dr. Long as he breaks down the sharpest political moments, the juiciest celebrity headlines, and the stories shaping our world. Smart, sassy, and unapologetically unfiltered, this podcast serves up cultural commentary with a perfectly timed side of shade. Whether you're here for the headlines or the humor, Dr. Long’s got your weekly dose of tea. Visit: www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  Donate to the podcast: https://app.redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284/donations YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long/id1852896832 Visit https://redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 to learn more about the podcast. RSS feed link: https://feeds.redcircle.com/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 Music: Title: Take Me Back by Luke Bergs URL: https://www.chosic.com/download-audio/60524/ Credits: Luke Bergs & Waesto - Take Me Back | https://soundcloud.com/bergscloud/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

  1. Nick Cannon Doesn’t Know Facts, Noem Big Boobs, Conversion Therapy is Disgusting, and Bondi is FIRED! Clock the Tea Ep. 11

    5 DAYS AGO

    Nick Cannon Doesn’t Know Facts, Noem Big Boobs, Conversion Therapy is Disgusting, and Bondi is FIRED! Clock the Tea Ep. 11

    Nick Cannon Doesn’t Know Facts, Noem Big Boobs, Conversion Therapy is Disgusting, and Bondi is FIRED! Welcome to Clock the Tea Episode 11: 🔥 Conversion Therapy Ruling (SCOTUS) The Supreme Court struck down Colorado’s ban on conversion therapy, framing it as “protected speech.” Dr. Long explains why this ruling endangers LGBTQ+ youth, citing data showing higher suicide attempts, depression, and trauma among those subjected to conversion efforts. He also unpacks how religious ideology is being used to justify unethical counseling practices. 🔥 Nick Cannon’s Historical Misinformation Nick Cannon claims Democrats are “the party of the KKK,” skipping the entire 20th‑century ideological realignment. Dr. Long walks through Reconstruction, Jim Crow, the Great Migration, the New Deal, and the Civil Rights Movement to show how both parties shifted — and why MAGA talking points rely on selective memory and historical amnesia. 🔥 Pam Bondi FIRED Pam Bondi was abruptly removed after mishandling the Epstein documents and misleading the public about having a “client list.” Dr. Long breaks down how her firing conveniently distracts from transparency failures, survivor criticism, and the administration’s attempts to dodge accountability. 🔥 Kristi Noem’s Hypocrisy Exposed While pushing anti‑LGBTQ+ legislation and “family values,” Noem’s own household contradicts her rhetoric — from her husband’s cross‑dressing (which is not the issue) to her alleged affair and misuse of taxpayer-funded travel. Dr. Long highlights the double standard: policing others’ identities while violating the very morals you preach. If you’re tired of hypocrisy, revisionist history, and moral panic — sip this tea.

    31 min
  2. Iran War Escalates, TSA Workers Unpaid, and Millions Protest Nationwide. Episode 10 Season 3

    28 MAR

    Iran War Escalates, TSA Workers Unpaid, and Millions Protest Nationwide. Episode 10 Season 3

    The Iran War, TSA Emergency, and the No Kings March: In this 10th‑episode special, Dr. Long unpacks the political turmoil reshaping the U.S. and the world. He breaks down the escalating Iran war, the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, and the economic shockwaves hitting American households. He also examines President Trump’s emergency order to pay TSA workers despite DHS remaining unfunded, raising questions about constitutional overreach. The episode also explores new data showing young Republicans distancing themselves from MAGA, driven by economic frustration and a desire for stability. Dr. Long closes with a look at the nationwide No Kings March, now one of the largest protest movements in modern U.S. history. #Politics2026 #IranWar #StraitOfHormuz #USForeignPolicy #TSAWorkers #DHSShutdown #TrumpAdministration #USPolitics #PoliticalAnalysis #CurrentEvents #GenZPolitics #RepublicanParty #MAGA #NoKingsMarch #ProtestMovement #DemocracyNow #WisconsinPolitics #PoliticalPodcast #NewsCommentary Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long/id1852896832 Visit https://redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 to learn more about the podcast. RSS feed link: https://feeds.redcircle.com/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 Title: Take Me Back by Luke Bergs URL: https://www.chosic.com/download-audio/60524/ Credits: Luke Bergs & Waesto - Take Me Back | https://soundcloud.com/bergscloud/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

    29 min
  3. LaGuardia Crash, DHS Shutdown, ICE at TSA: A Full Breakdown

    24 MAR

    LaGuardia Crash, DHS Shutdown, ICE at TSA: A Full Breakdown

    Episode 9 Season 3 In this episode, Dr. Long breaks down the escalating crisis at U.S. airports as TSA staffing shortages, DHS funding battles, and the Trump administration’s decision to deploy ICE agents collide. With security lines stretching past three hours and airports reporting up to 50% call‑outs, the situation has become a national flashpoint. Dr. Long unpacks the political motivations behind the ICE deployment, the safety concerns raised by experts, and the broader implications for civil liberties and public trust. The episode also covers the tragic Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia, growing concerns about aviation oversight, and the alarming rise in aviation incidents since Trump’s second term began. Dr. Long connects these events to systemic underfunding, weakened oversight, and political brinkmanship. Later in the episode, the focus shifts to Ohio, where drag icon Nina West testifies against a proposed drag performance ban. Dr. Long explores how “America First” rhetoric has drifted from national stability toward cultural policing, raising questions about political priorities in a time of economic strain and global conflict. Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long/id1852896832 Visit https://redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 to learn more about the podcast. RSS feed link: https://feeds.redcircle.com/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 Title: Take Me Back by Luke Bergs URL: https://www.chosic.com/download-audio/60524/ Credits: Luke Bergs & Waesto - Take Me Back | https://soundcloud.com/bergscloud/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

    33 min
  4. The Iran War, the SAVE Act, and GOP Resignations. A Black, Queer Perspective - Episode 8 Season 3

    13 MAR

    The Iran War, the SAVE Act, and GOP Resignations. A Black, Queer Perspective - Episode 8 Season 3

    In this episode, we discuss the tragic loss of additional lives in the Trump administration’s war with Iran after an air‑refueling tanker crashed, killing all six service members on board. We also examine the administration’s continued spread of misinformation about civilian deaths in the conflict, including the deaths of women and children. While the country remains at war, national attention is being pulled toward unrelated political narratives. We break down how the administration’s shifting focus from the Epstein files to the SAVE Act is shaping public discourse. The SAVE Act would nationalize certain aspects of federal elections and shift identification requirements that states have historically controlled. Critics argue that these changes disproportionately affect women and people of color. We also look at the growing number of Republicans leaving politics altogether. Many GOP members are expressing fatigue with ongoing loyalty tests, threats of primary challenges, and the pressure to align with the Trump White House. This episode offers a grounded, accessible analysis of a turbulent political moment — from the perspective of a queer Black Midwesterner navigating the news with honesty and care. Don't forget to like and subscribe!  Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long/id1852896832 Visit https://redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 to learn more about the podcast. RSS feed link: https://feeds.redcircle.com/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 Title: Take Me Back by Luke Bergs URL: https://www.chosic.com/download-audio/60524/ Credits: Luke Bergs & Waesto - Take Me Back | https://soundcloud.com/bergscloud/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

    31 min
  5. The Iran War Nobody Wants: Civilian Casualties, Congress, and the Hidden Agenda - Ep 7 S 3

    7 MAR

    The Iran War Nobody Wants: Civilian Casualties, Congress, and the Hidden Agenda - Ep 7 S 3

    News from the point of view of a queer Black Midwestern man. This week, we’re breaking down the escalating war in Iran, the political fallout at home, and the congressional testimony happening quietly in the background. In this episode, we examine the growing war in Iran — a conflict most Americans do not support. We discuss the long-term consequences of another Middle East war, the financial cost, the human cost, and the level of suffering leadership appears willing to tolerate. Congress has effectively given the president permission to move forward, and even some former MAGA voices are calling the Iran operation anti-American. Reports from the region suggest that American missiles may have killed more than 100+ girls at an Iranian school. We talk about what this means for global perception, national security, and the moral weight of U.S. foreign policy decisions. Meanwhile, depositions continue in Washington. The Clintons are testifying before Congress, addressing questions about their alleged connections to Epstein. Why does Hilary Clinton have to take the blame for the egregious behaviors of rich, powerful, violent men? Clock it, tea sippers. Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long/id1852896832 Visit https://redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 to learn more about the podcast. RSS feed link: https://feeds.redcircle.com/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 Music: Title: Take Me Back by Luke Bergs URL: https://www.chosic.com/download-audio/60524/ Credits: Luke Bergs & Waesto - Take Me Back | https://soundcloud.com/bergscloud/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

    37 min
  6. SOTU 2026 Breakdown: Clinton Hearings, ICE Training Scandal & 1970s Segregation History

    28 FEB

    SOTU 2026 Breakdown: Clinton Hearings, ICE Training Scandal & 1970s Segregation History

    Episode 6 · Season 3 In this episode, we unpack the fallout from the regime’s State of the Union address — a speech filled with familiar talking points, unanswered questions, and a noticeable silence around the violence and deaths caused by federal law enforcement since the start of the year. We also look at the political tension inside the chamber, from Ilhan Omar’s exchanges to the Democrats who chose to boycott the address entirely. Next, we turn to Capitol Hill, where the Clintons testified before the House Oversight Committee. Hillary Clinton answered every question put in front of her, offering little new information about the long‑running allegations surrounding the so‑called “PDF ring.” Former President Clinton testified on Friday, and more leaks and committee releases are expected over the weekend. We then examine new concerns inside immigration enforcement. A former ICE lawyer has come forward, alleging that training standards have been stripped down — removing legal knowledge from recruits and creating space for illegal directives to be carried out. This may help explain why U.S. citizens continue to be wrongfully detained. Finally, we take a moment to look back at the past: the busing of Black children, segregation, and the discrimination that shaped the 1970s. Understanding that history helps us understand the policies and patterns we’re still fighting today. Sound off in the comments, or tell me what you think on X: @CtTwDrMar Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long/id1852896832 Visit https://redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 to learn more about the podcast. RSS feed link: https://feeds.redcircle.com/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 Title: Take Me Back by Luke Bergs URL: https://www.chosic.com/download-audio/60524/ Credits: Luke Bergs & Waesto - Take Me Back | https://soundcloud.com/bergscloud/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

    35 min
  7. SCOTUS Hands Down a Major Decision & Are Aliens Real?- Episode 5 Season 3

    21 FEB

    SCOTUS Hands Down a Major Decision & Are Aliens Real?- Episode 5 Season 3

    Hey, Tea Sippers! This week, we’re breaking down one of the biggest legal headlines of the year. The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that Trump‑era tariffs were illegal — so what does that actually mean for everyday people, for trade, and for our neighbors in Canada who’ve been watching this closely?  We also look at major developments in the U.K., where the former Prince Andrew has been arrested following new information from the Epstein files. These documents raise questions about state secrets, public accountability, and the growing list of well‑known figures connected to the case. In media news, Savannah Chrisley made headlines after defending Donald Trump and responding to a racist video involving the Obamas. Her comments sparked strong reactions, including from The View hosts, and we unpack why this moment resonated so widely. Finally, we discuss the timing and impact of the sone to be released “alien files,” and how major disclosures can shift public attention during politically intense moments. This show brings news and political analysis from the perspective of a Queer, Black Midwesterner — grounded, informed, and connected to the issues shaping our communities Listen wherever you get your podcasts:  Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long/id1852896832 Visit https://redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 to learn more about the podcast. RSS feed link: https://feeds.redcircle.com/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 * Show music- Title: Take Me Back by Luke Bergs URL: https://www.chosic.com/download-audio/60524/ Credits: Luke Bergs & Waesto - Take Me Back | https://soundcloud.com/bergscloud/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

    33 min
  8. This Week in Politics: Worse Than Watergate? Epstein Fallout

    15 FEB

    This Week in Politics: Worse Than Watergate? Epstein Fallout

    This Week in Politics: Worse Than Watergate? Epstein Fallout Ep 3 S3  Episode 3 Season 3 This week, we examine the growing national and international attention surrounding the Epstein files, which continue to raise questions about transparency, accountability, and the conduct of public officials. The political tension escalated further when Attorney General Pam Bondi clashed with members of the House of Representatives during a high‑profile hearing, drawing widespread scrutiny. We also highlight a story rapidly gaining traction across social media, reflecting the broader public debate and the shifting landscape of political discourse. Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long/id1852896832 Visit https://redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 to learn more about the podcast. RSS feed link: https://feeds.redcircle.com/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 Title: Take Me Back by Luke Bergs URL: https://www.chosic.com/download-audio/60524/ Credits: Luke Bergs & Waesto - Take Me Back | https://soundcloud.com/bergscloud/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

    35 min

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Clock the Tea with Dr. Long spills it all, from Capitol Hill to cultural hotspots across the country. Join Dr. Long as he breaks down the sharpest political moments, the juiciest celebrity headlines, and the stories shaping our world. Smart, sassy, and unapologetically unfiltered, this podcast serves up cultural commentary with a perfectly timed side of shade. Whether you're here for the headlines or the humor, Dr. Long’s got your weekly dose of tea. Visit: www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  Donate to the podcast: https://app.redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284/donations YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long/id1852896832 Visit https://redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 to learn more about the podcast. RSS feed link: https://feeds.redcircle.com/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284 Music: Title: Take Me Back by Luke Bergs URL: https://www.chosic.com/download-audio/60524/ Credits: Luke Bergs & Waesto - Take Me Back | https://soundcloud.com/bergscloud/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/