Kick Offs and Kick Ons

SHTN Enterprises

A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.  In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.  Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time! That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 12 hr ago

    The Ice Man Bernard Foley Flies In to Chat Nations Champs and the Wallabies’ Chances

    This week on The KOKO Show the TOP GUN boys are back together with Bernard ‘The Ice Man’ Foley flying tip to tip in an episode that can only be described as a footy fans wet dream. That is right, the Nard Dog is here to chat about his playing future hopefully at the Waratahs, pushing for a 2027 Rugby World Cup spot and discussing what he has left to offer Australian Rugby. Plus the lads get down and dirty with a full Nations Champs recap, all thanks to Active Ops - with Australia falling agonisingly short to Ireland, NZ’s close call with the French, South Africa sorting out the English and so much more. We also buoy the boys with a little segment brought to you by Cape Mentelle Wineries called ‘The Uncompromising Character of the Week’, where we unpack the guts and bravery shown by Harry Wilson and Ben Donaldson to step up and take their shot at glory. Finally, we close the show with another dose of ‘How Good is Sport’ brought to you by TCL and then we put Swoop back in the fixer’s chair with a brand new look at ‘Swoop Will Sort It’. This week we are serving up wall to wall rugby, there is not a nook nor a cranny that isn't glazed by the game they play in heaven. So sit back, relax and pour yourself a chilled glass of Cape Mentelle wine, because you will need some uncompromising character to get through this all new ep of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. Timestamps 00:00 – Start of the show. 01:36 – Prof thanks Tommy 05:46 – Bernard's Waratahs rumours 07:23 – Who will coach the Waratahs? 10:23 – Bernard on pushing for the World Cup 12:35 – Bernard can add to the Wallabies 15:08 – Swoop and Drew came back to the Wallabies 16:44 – Rugby Round Up brought to you by Active Ops - WALLABIES V IRELAND 29:13 – NEW ZEALAND V FRANCE 33:04 – SOUTH AFRICA V ENGLAND 35:38 – ARGENTINA V SCOTLAND 36:57 – JAPAN V ITALY 40:07 – WALES V FIJI 42:56 – Second Round Fixtures 43:40 – Super W Scores 44:16 – Junior World Champs recap 45:33 – The Uncompromising Character of the Week brought to you by Cape Mentelle 51:53 – Chicken Drew's mate 52:21 – TCL's "How Good Is Sport?" segment 57:46 – Swoop Will Sort It 01:03:00 – Team Song of the Week 01:06:02 – Close of the show WALLABIES HOUSE - GET TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON THE 11TH OF JULY BEFORE THE WALLABIES V FRANCE MATCH IN BRISBANE https://www.universe.com/users/rugby-au-NJS6B5 BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1hr 9min
  2. 30 Jun

    James Slipper and Pete Playford Crash The KOKO Show to Ring In Test Rugby

    This week on The KOKO Show we are joined from the top by High School footy phenom, Brumbies goer and close friend of the show Mr Pete ‘Perfume’ Playford. With Pete in tow we cover all the news from the world of rugby, including the parting ways of the Waratahs with head Coach Dan McKellar, David Campese joining the NRL and of course we pick our Wallabies match day 23. Plus, the boys get stuck into the business side of Rugby Australia, pulling together ideas of how we can build the game back up after the Rugby World Cup. However, in episode 20 we save the best little treat for last. That is right ladies and gentlemen this week we are joined by our favourite lovable lump all the way from Wallabies Camp, this fella has been called out of retirement to serve the nation and boy is he ready and willing to do just that. Please welcome our Wallabies work horse Mr James Styvo Slipper. With Big Jimmy riding shotgun we gain some insights into the current Wallabies Camp, the excitement surrounding the Nations Champs and what Slips really gets up to in his private hotel room. Lastly, the KOKO show is proud to bring you a brand new segment called ‘How Good Is Sport’, which is all thanks to the kind people at TCL. You better bloody believe it, TCL's new SQD Mini LED TVs combine Precise Dimming, Super QLED technology and an Ultra Colour Filter to bring every sporting moment to life. So sit back, relax and throw the KOKO Show up on your new TCL TV - It’s test week baby and we're getting hot under the saddle blanket. Please enjoy an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. Timestamps 00:00 – Start of the show 02:09 – Goit & Prof's holiday messages 06:08 – Getting to know Pete Playford 06:36 – Drew's marathon story 08:33 – Pete's playing career 10:32 – Pete's Roosters Premiership 11:37 – Pete's retirement 16:27 – Pete's professional life 18:57 – Other Rugby News – Dan McKellar gone 22:09 – People to replace McKellar 23:59 – The state of Australian Rugby 27:51 – The business of rugby 30:43 – David Campese to the Perth Bears 33:24 – Brisbane to host ANZAC Clash 36:21 – Rugby Round Up – TOULOUSE V MONTPELLIER 37:55 – WALES V BARBARIANS 42:21 – Super W scores 44:45 – Best team songs 46:50 – Pete's coaching career 50:03 – KOKO’S Wallabies 23 56:23 – Welcome James Slipper 57:09 – Slips talks about camp 01:00:22 – Who will captain the Wallabies? 01:04:36 – How long is Slips back for? 01:07:47 – Nations Champs predictions 01:11:48 – ‘How Good is Sport’ brought to you by TCL 01:16:40 – Wallabies House Plug and Close of the Show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1hr 18min
  3. 23 Jun

    Big Ben Tameifuna Adds Some Serious Size to our Feeble KOKO Pack

    This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a man that makes you lick your lips and shake your hips, he is 140 clicks of grain fed gorgeousness, it is of course the Bordeaux Baddie himself Mr Ben Tameifuna. With big Ben riding shotgun the boys recap his second UBB European Championship, his post-win social media content and we play a little game of ‘Fact or Fiction - The Big Ben Edition’. Plus, we do a deep dive into the Super Rugby Final and discuss how the Hurricanes dismantled Ben’s beloved Chiefs in the biggest final defeat of all time. With the international season merely 11 sleeps away the boys sink their teeth into the burning questions surrounding the most recent Joe Schmidt Wallabies Squad, they tackle the big bad All Blacks selections and then we give you all the pressing rugby news and scores from around the globe. Lastly we get super handy Swoop to sit down and nut out some listener issues with another helpful dose of ‘Swoop Will Sort It’. So sit back, relax and throw on your most fashionable beret because we are about to send your blood sugar soaring with an all new super-sized episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. WALLABIES HOUSE - GET TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON THE 4TH OF JULY - BEFORE THE WALLABIES V IRELAND MATCH IN SYDNEY https://www.universe.com/events/wallabies-house-sydney-tickets-G1Q9MK TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Start of the show 01:47 - Intro Ben Tameifuna 03:26 - Ben’s back to back titles 04:57 - Ben’s injury and surgery 08:13 - Who wins the Top 14 Final? 10:16 - Ben’s social media game 12:53 - Big Ben fact or fiction game 18:22 - We say bye to Ben Tameifuna 22:34 - Rugby Round Up - HURRICANES V CHIEFS 29:49 - SUPER RUGBY AWARDS AND TEAM OF THE YEAR 32:54 - Super W Round 3 Scores 34:43 - SPRINGBOKS V BARBARIANS 37:00 - Wallabies House Promo 38:49 - Wallabies Squad Announcement 48:20 - All Black Squad 50:00 - Other Rugby News and Scores 54:43 - Swoop Will Sort It 01:01:56 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1hr 2min
  4. 16 Jun

    Chris Masoe Joins KOKO to Toughen Up Our Timid Little Team

    This week on The KOKO Show we are joined by one of the hardest men in All Blacks history. A blinding back-rower that made a living snapping necks, cashing cheques and hoisting silverware. It is of course the Manawatu Monster and still the middleweight champion of all of our hearts, it is the one and only Mr Chris Masoe. With Masi in tow the lads discuss the 2026 Hurricanes and how they will go about getting the choccies this weekend against the Chiefs in the Super Rugby Final. They also yarn about the best back-row Masi ever played with, their time in Toulon together and what it was like going from professional rugby to professional boxing. Plus, Goit has a little fun with Masi about how after 10 years of living in France, his French never got better and his English actually got worse. In the second half of the show the boys break a box of Australian Rugby collectors cards all thanks to TGI, we also debut a new segment called ‘Swopp Will Sort It’ and the lads do a full run of all the footy action coming out of the Northern Hemisphere. Finally, the boys chat about their upcoming Wallabies House Live Show on the 4th of July and Drew goes on a true spiritual journey about his absolute love for sport. So sit back, relax, whip out a kebab and really enjoy the highlights of the mighty Socceroos feeding Turkiye at the FIFA World Cup. It is time now for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. KOKO is life!    TIMESTAMPS:  00:00 - Start of the show  01:50 - Introduce Chris Masoe  05:20 - Masi on his two French titles  07:06 - Why the Hurricanes will win the Super Rugby title  10:25 - Masi’s best back-row 11:49 - The Tana Umaga handbag incident  12:55 - Masi on playing in Toulon 15:15 - Masi’s boxing career  17:15 - The boxing ring walk  20:00 - KOKO’s Kiwi Questions  21:34 - Why the Wallabies can’t win the Bled  26:00 - Rugby Round Up - CHIEFS V CRUSADERS  29:09 - HURRICANES V BLUES  31:11 - Super Rugby Final Predictions  34:40 - The public has their say about Tommy on the couch  35:55 - Super W Round 2 Scores  38:27 - Australia A coaching staff 39:20 - Wallabies House Promo  43:00 - Wallabies 2026 International Calendar  51:05 - Swoop Will Sort It Segment  01:01:11 - Footy update from the Northern Hemisphere 01:04:26 - Close of the Show  BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1hr 9min
  5. 9 Jun

    Heavy is the Head that Wears the KOKO Crown

    This week on the KOKO Show we are serving up a ‘no guest nonsense' episode on the King’s Birthday Long Weekend, and boy do we give this one the royal treatment. With Swoop stuck in Lithgow and Goit cosy in Canberra, the lads bring to the fore more bloody rugby than you can poke your little stick at. As all the Aussie Super Rugby sides have now bailed out of the competition the boys give you an in-depth rundown of all the Qualifying Finals results, we pick our semi-final winners and we hand down a little report card for each of the Aussie sides in 2026. Plus, we get stuck into a plethora of other rugby news from around the globe, we do a score check from the global footy park and we also pick our ‘Way Too Early Wallabies’ starting XV. Finally, to lift the spirits amidst the Aussie Super Rugby demise the boys partake in a little regal festivity, as they play the infamous King’s Birthday Quiz. So sit back, relax, spark up a durrie and put on some Shane Warne highlights (the real king), it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Start of the show 02:28 - Swoop joins from Lithgow 05:13 - Rugby Round Up Segment - HURRICANES V BRUMBIES 10:57 - CRUSADERS V BLUES 15:08 - CHIEFS V REDS 19:30 - SEMI-FINAL PREDICTIONS 21:47 - Aussie Super Rugby report cards - Waratahs 25:26 - Western Force’s report card 29:07 - Brumbies’ report card 30:46 - Reds’ report card 33:59 - KOKO’s King Quiz 41:01 - Other rugby news - Aussie Sevens Win 42:50 - Andy Farrell signs on with Ireland 44:26 - Tony Brown signs on with the All Blacks in 2028 45:26 - Aussie U20’s eligibility laws 49:15 - Other rugby scores 51:48 - Way Too Early Wallabies XV 01:02:06 - Super W round 1 results 01:03:16 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1hr 4min
  6. 2 Jun

    Lima Sopoaga Swings in for a Super Session on the KOKO Couch

    This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by our favourite Trans-Tasman talisman, a bloke that brings the vibes to Kiwi Rugby and used to go by the nickname Sops but now for obvious reasons now goes by Slops. It is the one and only Mr Lima Sopoaga. With Lima riding pillion on this hot throbbing hog of a podcast, the boys get stuck into the Super Rugby Playoff picture, they reminisce about the Highlanders win in 2015 and they talk about how the kiwis can find the motivation to win in absolutely anything. Plus, the lads have a little fun with a game we like to call ‘A Schooner Of…’ where they have to name a beverage that best suits a certain rugby union superstar. Despite the fact that Swoop’s Temu Cupboard is still shut for a few more weeks the content mastermind was hard at work with a new segment called ‘The Great Pie Off’. In this segment the boys taste test three pies from Aus and NZ to crown the ultimate thick crust king. So sit back, relax and insert your electronic chess cheating device of choice. This show is about to blow Magnus Carlsen out of the bloody water. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Start of the show 01:15 - Intro to the show 04:14 - Intro Lima Sopoaga 07:02 - Lima winning Super Rugby in 2015 10:18 - Kiwi teams find motivation everywhere 16:47 - What was Lima like as a player? 17:36 - Lima as a host at Super Round 18:48 - Lima’s take on the 2026 finals 23:13 - Is Fehi Fineanganofo staying in NZ? 27:06 - ANZAC Day Test 29:00 - ‘A Schooner of…’ Game 35:58 - Swoop’s Pie Off 45:37 - Other Rugby News - Aussie Sevens do the double 48:48 - Jo Yapp names Lions Head Coach 49:06 - The Northern countries are sending weak squads in July 51:22 - The Aussie teams not playing finals 53:37 - The best state for mad monday celebrations 57:41 - Super Rugby Finals Predictions 01:01:15 - Close the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1hr 2min
  7. 26 May

    Jordie Barrett is Front and Inside Centre on the KOKO Show

    This week on the KOKO Show we have landed one of the ‘Big Dawgs’ of World Rugby. We are talking the inside centre to end all inside centres, despite only being the 5th best footy player in his family. That’s right, the KOKO Crew are joined by the all conquering, the all powerful and the always wear sunblock Mr Jordie Barrett. With Jordie in tow the lads get stuck into the Hurricanes’ dream season finishing top of the table, the push into the finals, the ethos of the team and who they wanna play at the pointy end, however, it isn’t code mode with Jordie on the line. We also delve into some funny moments Jordie has had off the pitch in a little segment we like to call ‘Please Explain’, whilst also once and for all settling the AUS v NZ pie debate. Plus, for all our naughty Northern know-it-alls Swoop gets up on his Bordeaux soap box and really goes off about UBB’s back to back efforts in the European Champions Cup, much to Jordie’s dismay. Finally, we have noticed Drew feeling a little left out on the show so we remedy that with a full segment and a little quiz all about the big and beautiful Biv. So sit back, relax and get stuck into a crispy crusted meaty, whilst washing it down with a brand new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Start of the show 01:45 - Tom’s grape update 04:26 - KOKO apologises to Drew 06:48 - The Drew Quiz 13:15 - The Rugby Round Up - CRUSADERS V CHIEFS 16:20 - WARATAHS V BRUMBIES 22:09 - REDS V MOANA 25:66 - HURRICANES V HIGHLANDERS AND JORDIE BARRETT JOINS 26:38 - Intro Jordie Barrett 28:14 - Jordie on Reuben Love’s language 28:43 - The Hurricanes form in 2026 30:53 - Jordie on possible finals matchups 31:54 - The ethos of the Hurricanes 34:54 - Cory Jane’s coaching influence 36:05 - Goit’s curly questions 37:33 - START, BENCH AND DROP 38:59 - Rehashing the ‘Ditch Debate’ 40:55 - The Please Explain Game 45:23 - Jordie on the ANZAC Test 47:09 - Jordie on Leinster losing another final 52:01 - FORCE V DRUA 58:55 - Other Rugby News 01:01:20 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1hr 2min
  8. 19 May

    Zac Lomax Disarms the KOKO Show Like an Everyday High Ball

    This week on the KOKO Show we have landed one of the biggest names in the world of rugby. We are talking about hot bloody property! This bloke is a 6 foot 3 - 105kg piece of Temora forged titanium, a consistent threat under the high ball and a fella that is doing his best to make the 70’s pornstar chin beard a thing in 2026. That is right we are joined by the Western Force enforcer Mr Zac Lomax. With ‘Zac Attack’ in tow the lads chat about his transition from league to union, the cultural differences between the two codes and he sheds some light on the 2026 NSW State of Origin team selection. Furthermore, the boys delve deep into Zac’s acclamation process in Perth with the Force and they speak about the biggest league fan boys within the footy club. Plus, we play a little game of ‘Footy,footy or Footy’ to unpack some of the lesser known off-field controversies from the three football codes over the years. Finally, we of course chat about all the action from Round 14 of the Super Rugby, we preview all the juicy clashes in the final two weeks of the season with knockout implications and lastly we pick our Earth XV to take on the Mars XV in the inaugural intergalactic showdown. So sit back, relax and let the ‘Hot as fuck boi’ energy of Zac Lomax wash over you like a session at one of those fancy Japanese head spas. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Start of the show 02:17 - Linfield live show shout out 04:10 - Swoop misses out on Super Rugby XV but Vote for Drew 06:46 - Earth XV vs Mars XV 10:44 - The union v league debate 16:05 - Rugby Round Up - CHIEFS V HIGHLANDERS 17:24 - DRUA V WARATAHS 21:50 - HURRICANES V BLUES 24:49 - FORCE V REDS 27:28 - ROUND 15 GAMES AND FINALS IMPLICATIONS 30:08 - Zac joins the show 33:22 - Life as a rugby player 35:46 - The cultural differences between the two codes 40:26 - Angus Crichton in rugby union 41:58 - Zac’s take on the NSW Blues team 43:38 - Who at the Force could play Origin? 48:39 - Game - Footy, footy or footy? 54:31 - Zac’s bus story 55:44 - Zac asks the boy for their take on rugby league 59:08 - Tooth fairy chat 01:01:27 - Other rugby news and the close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1hr 3min

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A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.  In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.  Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time! That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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