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under 30 min first impressions recorded in our car immediately after every movie we see for the first time

  1. At Home Screening - If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

    27 FEB

    At Home Screening - If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

    Grab yourself a Xanax and a warm blanket, and let Rose Byrne's masterful performance tuck you in for an anxiety-fueled, Safdie produced ride. Let's talk about bad therapists, the relief of finding a good therapist, and how many times we've collectively fallen through ceilings. And how jarring was it to see Conan O'Brien pop up in a surprisingly cold role? Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)dir. Mary Bronsteinwrit. Mary Bronsteinstarring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Christian Slater

    25 min
  2. Movie Theater Screening - No Other Choice (2025)

    24 FEB

    Movie Theater Screening - No Other Choice (2025)

    So you've just lost your job. You can either give away your Golden Retrievers... or sell your possessions. Choose carefully. What you do next may not quite mirror Man-su's journey throughout this film, but who are we to judge. And it sure was fun to watch. We're still unpacking this one, weeks later. Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast No Other Choice (2025)dir. Park Chan-wookwrit. Park Chan-wook, Lee Kyoung-mi, Don McKellar, Jahye Leestarring Lee Byung-hun, Son Ye-jin, Park Hee-soon, Lee Sung-min, Yeom Hye-ran

    28 min
  3. Movie Theater Screening - Anaconda (2025)

    20 FEB

    Movie Theater Screening - Anaconda (2025)

    Midlife crises, classy riverboats, and the struggles of starting an RV battery... This movie has it all! Join us as we discuss the scrappy nostalgia of making films with friends, the underrated experience of going to a cinema, and the fact that Paul Rudd doesn't age (until now!). We're ready to remake a pretty eclectic collection of films, including a miniseries. So hop in the van - we're going to Prince Edward Island tonight! Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast Anaconda (2025)dir. Tom Gormicanwrit. Tom Gormican & Kevin Ettenstarring Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Steve Zahn, Thandiwe Newton, Daniela Melchior, Selton Mello

    31 min
  4. At Home Screening - Nouvelle Vague (2025)

    10 FEB

    At Home Screening - Nouvelle Vague (2025)

    If you haven't heard about this film, we highly recommend it! Make sure you begin by watching Jean-Luc Godard's "Breathless" if you haven't seen it before. It's available on HBO Max. And then you can hop over to Netflix for Richard Linklater's "Nouvelle Vague," a biopic-adjacent account of the making of "Breathless." Join us for our first ever director double dip on this podcast (we covered Linklater's "Blue Moon" back in November). And let us know your favorite Linklater film! Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast Nouvelle Vague (2025)dir. Richard Linklaterwrit. Holly Gent & Vincent Palmo Jr.starring Guillaume Marbeck, Zoey Deutch, Aubry Dullin

    26 min
  5. At Home Screening - It Was Just An Accident (2025)

    30 JAN

    At Home Screening - It Was Just An Accident (2025)

    Step up your filmmaking game, folks. If your government hasn't given you a cease and desist, you've got work to do. Are you team Hamid, team Vahid & Shiva... or team dog from the opening sequence? And let's talk about Alex's pastry truck memory for a second. Ice cream trucks are great and all, but if a truck showed up in our neighborhood with fresh baked croissants? Next level. It Was Just An Accident is now available to rent or buy via several services, including Apple TV. And shout out to Some Like it Reel for recommending this film! Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast It Was Just An Accident (2025)dir. Jafar Panahiwrit. Jafar Panahistarring Vahid Mobasseri, Mariam Afshari, Ebrahim Azizi, Hadis Pakbaten, Majid Panahi, Mohamad Ali Elyasmehr

    23 min
  6. Movie Theater Screening - The Plague (2025)

    27 JAN

    Movie Theater Screening - The Plague (2025)

    The fact that none of the kids in this film were nominated for Oscars is criminal. Get ready for middle school flashbacks, the smell of chlorine magically wafting off your screen, and a score that will make you feel like you're in a horror movie. The Plague is currently in theaters. Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast The Plague (2025)dir. Charlie Polingerwrit. Charlie Polingerstarring Everett Blunck, Kayo Martin, Joel Edgerton, Kenny Rasmussen

    26 min
  7. Movie Theater Screening - The Housemaid (2025)

    23 JAN

    Movie Theater Screening - The Housemaid (2025)

    What's your favorite airport thriller, and has it been made into a movie yet? If not, you better buy those rights quick! In this episode, we continuously mispronounce Amanda Seyfried's name, speculate about veneer budgets for ex-cons, and contemplate if “one hundred hairs” would be a whole scalp full. Going on record that we called it early this film was getting a sequel! And if Sydney Sweeney wants to come clean our houses, we'll accept our fate. The Housemaid is currently in theaters. Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast The Housemaid (2025)dir. Paul Feigwrit. Rebecca Sonnenshine (screenplay)starring Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried, Brandon Sklenar, Michele Morrone, Indiana Elle, Elizabeth Perkins

    28 min
  8. Movie Theater Screening - Marty Supreme (2025)

    20 JAN

    Movie Theater Screening - Marty Supreme (2025)

    Have you ever been so overcome with bottomless ambition that you had to drop everything and become the world table tennis champion? In this episode, we check out the new Safdie solo joint and ping-pong it back and forth a little with some different feelings about unlikable protagonists, sports movies that aren't really sports movies, and the blinding light that is Chalamet. Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast Marty Supreme (2025)dir. Josh Safdiewrit. Josh Safdie & Ronald Bronsteinstarring Timothée Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Odessa A'zion, Kevin O'Leary, Abel Ferrara, Fran Drescher

    31 min
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under 30 min first impressions recorded in our car immediately after every movie we see for the first time

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    Unprocessed Podcast
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    2025 - 2026
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    25
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