Perfect Person

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A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    188: catching the serial floor pooper (w/ Jonathan Kirk)

    Jonathan Kirk (Shoulda Books) joins the show to take stunning calls about catching a serial floor pooper, investigating a night whistler, and seizing control of the snack closet. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 18m

  2. 4 FEB

    187: accidentally sent kinky memes to my fiancé's mom (w/ Siobhan Thompson)

    Siobhan Thompson joins the show to take stunning calls about a moaning coworker, sending spicy instagram reels to your mother in law, and hooking up with your ex's best friend. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 1m

  3. 28 JAN

    186: rescuing my b*ttplug from my crush's house (w/ Deison Afualo)

    Deison Afualo (Two Idiot Girls) joins the show to take stunning calls about rescuing a specialized instrument from your crush's apartment without them realizing, being carted away in an ambulance from a climbing gym, a threesome missing person report, and a granola store coworker who screams.  Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 7m

  4. 21 JAN

    185: my boss is sabotaging my clown career (w/ Ally Beardsley)

    Ally Beardsley (Dimension 20, Gender Spiral) joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about a messy roommate j'accuse, a humiliated childrens clown, and befriending your husband's ex girlfriend. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 11m

  5. 14 JAN

    184: identity theft within my local book club (w/ Jonny Cakes)

    Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about identity fraud within the book club, fixing a plugged drain at your condo, and a youtuber who ruined your life.  SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89Tg Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 13m

  6. 7 JAN

    183: my best friend seduced my loser ex boyfriend (w/ Madi Hart)

    Madi Hart joins the show to give advice to stunning callers about a naked roommate, a friend secretly dating your ex, and a finding your boss's p*rn collection. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89Tg Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 18m

  7. 31/12/2025

    182: phenomenal updates to 2025's best callers

    It's that time of year folks! These are the top 5 best callers of the year as voted by you, complete with update callbacks from Patreon. We talk with Furry Potluck, Accidentally hooked up with both brothers, crushing on the schoolbus driver, dildo soup kitchen counter, and romantic letter to the upstairs pianist. ENJOY! Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    2h 26m

  8. 24/12/2025

    181: accidentally robbed my boyfriends mom (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

    Will Witwer & Rainie Toll join the show for Feliz Ciaovidad, and take stunning calls from someone who has accidentally been stealing from her boyfriends mom, a caller who's ex's new hottie joined the book club, and someone who will NOT back down from her creative choices even if it gets her banned from pottery class.  Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 26m
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A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

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  • Channel
    Headgum
  • Creator
    Miles Bonsignore
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    189
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2023 Miles Bonsignore
  • Show Website
    Perfect Person

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