Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    Every Nut I Spit Out (ICE CREAM)

    The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts. Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastMint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socksReady to stop paying more than you have to?New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time.Switch now at mintmobile.com/socksThat’s mintmobile.com/socks.ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required.Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free.That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS.60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving. GLD – https://www.gld.comWork hard and change the game.New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.That’s 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us. Lumi Gummies – https://www.lumigummies.comLumi Gummies are available nationwide.Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off your order.That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS. BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socksSign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks.That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS

    1h 14m

  2. 18 FEB

    Slopes and Hoes

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 01:36 – Plane story officially begins09:44 – Missed flight story begins27:20 – Burnt toast theory29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping46:35 – Winter Olympics48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story.57:18 –  Award rabbit hole Thanks to: Acre Gold, Good Chop, BlueChew, Shopify, and Quince for sponsoring the podcastAcre Gold – https://www.getacregold.comyou can win two 5g Ancient Collection gold bars. Start your subscription and enter today Good Chop – https://www.goodchop.com/podcast Use code 50SOCKS to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast BlueChew Gold – https://www.bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS. Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial Quince – https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks Go to quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada too

    1h 18m

  3. 11 FEB

    Pause Patrol

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos Thanks to: BetterHelp, Cash App, Factor, Mack Weldon, and Shopify for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash SOCKS.Cash App – Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Factor – https://www.factormeals.com/socks50offUse code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year. Mack Weldon – https://www.mackweldon.comget 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS. Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socksStart your business today with Shopify.

    1h 12m

  4. 4 FEB

    R2 Double D2

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, PrizePicks, Lumi Gummies, 1-800-Flowers, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastGolden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos New players get 500 spins on any Huff N’ Puff slot Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKS PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Lumi Gummies are available nationwide Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% 1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socksget two dozen roses FREE with the Double Blooms offerBlueChew Gold – bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

    1h 19m

  5. 28 JAN

    Choppleganger

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 02:34 – “2016 sucked”2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits22:58 – First apartment stories33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots50:00 - Choppelgangers51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????55:22 – Body cam footage55:00 – Sock Talk56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret Sock Thanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcastShipStation – shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days — full access, no credit card required Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKSMint Mobile – mintmobile.com/socks Quit overspending on wireless Get 50% off Unlimited premium wireless — Ridge Wallet – ridge.com/stiffsocks Upgrade your wallet today Get 10% off with code STIFFSOCKS at ridge.com/stiffsocks #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: ftc.gov/influencers

    1h 13m

  6. 20 JAN

    Barbie on the Spectrum???

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com :20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral8:40 – Street performers16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal27:18 – Ken vs Allen32:20 – Diabetes Barbie36:48 – Blind Barbie39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream49:48 – Sleeping positions45:30 - Sock Talk58:30 - Secret Sock Thanks to: 1-800-Flowers, Acre Gold, BetterHelp, BlueChew, and Golden Nugget for sponsoring the podcast1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socks Make this Valentine’s Day one she’ll remember Get your Double Blooms offer — buy one dozen, get two dozen roses FREE Acre Gold – getacregold.com win 3 limited-edition gold bars from the Ancient Collection Start your subscription and enter today at getacregold.com That’s getacregold.com BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socksBlueChew Gold – bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Golden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKS

    1h 21m

  7. 14 JAN

    2026 - Everything Sucks Now!

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare. 00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion01:15:40 – Sock Talk01:16:30 – Secret Sock Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcastFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 yearLumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks free shipping + 365-day returns Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s) Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC Full terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcastMack Weldon – mackweldon.com get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS

    1h 18m

  8. 7 JAN

    Brady Going Balls Deep

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without letting go of what’s weighing you down Shopify – shopify.com/socks In 2026, stop waiting and start selling Sign up now for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/socks BlueChew Gold – bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

    1h 18m
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About

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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  • Creator
    Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    886
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Stiff Socks

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