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26/06/2020

205: My Brother, My Brother, and Nero

A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2 and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The Admiral Guest Starring Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Kendon Luscher as Trip Granger Natty Leach as Chad Valerian Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Kendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast. Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Additional editing by John Dowgin Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseVolcano Rumble, by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava, by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionJet Engine, by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons AttributionWaterfall, by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve, by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone, by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash, by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion, by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotor, by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers, by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire, by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph!, by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (1), by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (2), by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution

26/06/2020

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40 min
29/05/2020

204: A Hard Day's Knight

A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Miss Jones and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Security Guy, and The Admiral Guest Starring Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard Antony Ur as Gork Thea Ling as the Barkeep Margaret Pivetz as Stormclaw Caroline LaRochelle as Crystal Merchant Heidi Hart as Renaissance Fairah Fawcett and Kirsty Woolven as "Queen Elizabeth I" A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Songs by Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music) Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional editing by John Dowgin. Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbridge, used under licenseSurrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionHorse by foxen10, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionLaughs by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionHorse on Turf by Max_Headroom, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionAnvil by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons AttributionFlying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution

29/05/2020

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40 min
06/03/2020

201: Hazy and Distant Danger

The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead? Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Josh Schwartz as Stuart GIlligan Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy Lia Barry as Austin Billy Lampie as Robbie Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Pete Barry as Private John Tuton as Captain Kirk Jeff Ludwig as Frightened Monk Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Recording engineered by Karen Yang Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionJungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons AttributionPlane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons AttributionAircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bomb by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by stormache, used under Creative Commons AttributionBroken Fridge by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph by werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionWind Chimes by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution

06/03/2020

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37 min
29/11/2019

111: The Slow and The Steamed

An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Devin Plantamura as Pebble Jill Ivey as Siri / Coffee Shop Girl Mylène Kerschner as Lilith Frank and Bob Killion as The Admiral / Security Guy Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Additional live mixing by Karen Yang A complete transcript of the episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry: Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons AttributionMeditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons AttributionOffice Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionWeapon Check by ryanconway, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koenig, used under Creative Commons AttributionBrakes Screech by monnie101, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolvo Handbrake 1 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolvo Handbrake 2 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! 1 by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! 2 by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 2 by squashy555, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 3 by timothyd4y, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 4 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

29/11/2019

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34 min
31/07/2020

206: Blunderball

A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The Admiral Guest Starring Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionBacking Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionBass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubmachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionTazer Zap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionRockslide by juskiddink, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! by squarrel, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionSawblade by deleted_user_7146007, used under Creative Commons Attribution

31/07/2020

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33 min
27/03/2020

202: Borderline Personalities

A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex and Bob Killion as Archie, "Noam Chomsky" and The Admiral Guest Starring Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle Danny Epstein as Logan Sharpe Karen Yang as Chinese Agent Chad Ellis as Matthew Leads Shannon Perry is the creator and star of Oz-9, a sci-fi comedy podcast. Find out more at www.oz-9.com Chad Ellis is the creator and star of Station Blue, an atmospheric isolation horror podcast. Find out more at stationblue.libsyn.com Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Recording engineered by Karen Yang Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirport by tim.khan, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionRecord Scratch by Luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionPosh Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionBulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

27/03/2020

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34 min
27/12/2019

112: The Quotient of All Fears

Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien Devin Plantamura as Pebble Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury Michael Enio Reali as Sherman Claire Klieger as Damrow Dave Serfass as Curly Blacksteer Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert Anne Coleman as Olga Jackie Sherman as Tatiana Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers and Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Additional recording by Karen Yang Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons AttributionMeditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseWooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionFire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionDinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attributionmixed with additional sounds by Ljudmann, Themfish, HerbertBoland, Rhumphries, man, Heigh-hoo, HerbertBoland, gezortenplotz, schluppipuppie, and Alcove AudioHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionPost Vibrating by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons AttributionFridge Gone Crazy by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Celery by sforsman, used under Creative Commons AttributionCracking and Crunching by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionOutboard Motor by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionWire Clippers by j1987, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionToast by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution

27/12/2019

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54 min
24/04/2020

203: Swinefeld

An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Lady and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker Pete Barry as Live Stock Coordinator John P. Dowgin as Wilfred Culpepper J. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidt and Raymond Morse as Ruk Raymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk, an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser! Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Sound engineering by Karen Yang Produced and Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry: Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under licenseDeep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons AttributionTractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons AttributionFlying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionPanicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionOpen Air Market by juskddink, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubmachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionMan Screams by irenearandapares, used under Creative Commons AttributionAuctioneer by gezortenplotz, used under Creative Commons AttributionLivestock by nebulousflynn, used under Creative Commons AttributionTractor Engine Start by radwoc, used under Creative Commons AttributionChain Link Fence by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSurrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionAdditional Pig Noises by Fesliyan Studios, used with permission

24/04/2020

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35 min
28/08/2020

207: The Spy Who Forgot Me

The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available. Written by John Dowgin & Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as the Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techie and Bob Killion as Fitz and The Admiral Guest Starring Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Eric Perry as Whitmire Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Music, sound effects and mixing by Pete Barry Edited by Pete Barry and John Dowgin Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionSawblade, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionSparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, under under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

28/08/2020

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40 min
25/09/2020

208: Three Days of the Condo

A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Pivetz as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Marlene and Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The Admiral Guest Starring Jay Malarcher as Louis Friedman Andrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSalles Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Rebecca Serfass as Lucky and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Sarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.com Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry "Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseBig Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionJackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons AttributionTypewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 2 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionWater Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e____, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash! by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

25/09/2020

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40 min

The award winning theater and film company, The Porch Room, brings its off-center trademark to Apple Podcasts! From the acclaimed antics of the hit scripted comedy "Mission: Rejected" to a unique spin on real play table top gaming in "Oops! All Bards", there's always something to make you laugh and make you think. It's another quality podcast from The Porch Room!

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205: My Brother, My Brother, and Nero

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206: Blunderball

202: Borderline Personalities

112: The Quotient of All Fears

203: Swinefeld

207: The Spy Who Forgot Me

208: Three Days of the Condo

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