Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

  1. 6 DAYS AGO

    Can You Don't? | Ambulance. Beach Boys. Slackline. Baked Potato.

    Who hasn't done some drunk shopping on Amazon, amirite? But have you ever accidentally spent $25,000 when you thought you were spending $250? Let's talk about that, a town that uses rollercoasters in place of public transportation, getting blasted in a Walmart parking lot drinking wine out of a Pringles can, getting billed by the ambulance that hit you while you were riding your bike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/SVchDKwgPeE Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and Tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 31m

  2. 13 NOV

    Can You Don't? | Stump. Wheelchair. Guilt. Type of Cheese.

    If there's ever a perfect time to unintentionally blast the podcast out of your car door for a random polygamist woman to hear... it's when Bryan is screaming about having to finger little kid buttholes. Let's talk about that, accidentally killing your fiancé's brother, getting trapped in your basement because you're old, what crazy shit would you do for $10,000, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/M8eU2PoO0is Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and Tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 26m

  3. 6 NOV

    Can You Don't? | Depression. Alabama. Harmonica. Haiku.

    Let us walk you through an alternative universe... where you are doing back-alley deals with local sperm banks in order to fill a bucket full of semen so you can clean your butthole. We'll explain. Let's talk about that, some crazy sh*t going down in a Sonic parking lot, accidentally buying tickets to see Alabama when you meant to go see Alabama, a depressing village in Japan doing creepy stuff in order to not be sad, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/er8bSPb9ccE Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and Tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 18m

  4. 30 OCT

    Can You Don't? | Finger. Antifreeze. Doug. Forearm.

    It's hard to imagine surviving a fall from 100 feet, let alone surviving a fall from 650 feet into a volcano! Let's talk about that, a doctor that refuses to wear gloves while touching your junk, being locked into a gym membership for life, sticking your finger inside a mall Santa's butthole in order to make him talk, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/mvIUarPU2e4 Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and Tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 17m

  5. 23 OCT

    Can You Don't? | Speeding. Liver. Summary. Circus Family.

    Remember that time you were sitting at home with your family and the robot vacuum started screaming racial slurs at everyone? It has happened. Let's talk about that, how annoying it would be to have to go bowling every single day, donating part of your liver to a complete stranger, your wife having sex with your brother, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/diegXe2UD9Q Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and Tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 16m

  6. 16 OCT

    Can You Don't? | Magic Penis. Sioux Falls. Idiots. Huge Pearl.

    Imagine finding something worth $100 million, not knowing what it's worth, then just putting it under your bed for a decade as you continue on with your boring life. Yikes. Let's talk about that, accidentally throwing away an art installation, finding your family pet 30 years after it went missing, how amazing it is that any of us get anywhere safely, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/EKsR2M_eGzo Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and Tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 28m

  7. 9 OCT

    Can You Don't? | Credit Score. Underwater. Goat. Axe Peen.

    Have you ever been so high on mushrooms that you decided it was a good idea to cut your dick off with an axe? Let's talk about that, how many bugs we eat without knowing it, running a marathon with a goat, jerking off a silverback gorilla, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/eydC6IqvJkg Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and Tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 37m

  8. 2 OCT

    Can You Don't? | Speedway. Twins. Signature. Plastic Burrito.

    A little piece of advice. When strolling through an animal sanctuary, please refrain from grabbing a chicken from its nest and chucking it into an alligator pit. Let's talk about that, old things that should never be updated, grinding your junk on your grandparents, unknowingly telling the world how much you love Justin Bieber's new haircut, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/HLUZb1QnKEw Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and Tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 23m
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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

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  • Creator
    Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    128
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Paisley Productions LLC
  • Show Website
    Can You Don't?

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