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On the Floor with Chris and Janis
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Welcome to On the Floor, where hosts Chris and Janis pull back the curtain on friendships, chaotic group trips, late-night debacles, and navigating adulthood. Equal parts warm, petty, and unfiltered, they overanalyze life’s most absurd moments. From over-the-top birthday dramas to tropical travel disasters, no topic is off-limits and no bad decision is left un-roasted. Expect sharp wit, self-deprecation, and an ongoing masterclass in laughing through the chaos. Grab a drink and join us on the floor. New episodes drop weekly. Follow so you never miss the drama!

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  1. 2 天前

    Episode 5 - The Party Bus

    ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 5: The Party Bus! 🚌🔥 THE MAIN EVENT: This week, Chris and Janis dive back into the archive of messy birthdays to unpack a celebration that completely went off the rails. We break down Janis’s infamous Miami party bus birthday—featuring zero AC, lethal Capri Sun liquor pouches, a blackout debacle, and the ultimate dating timeline collision: having her boyfriend ("Neon Green") AND ex-husband on the exact same bus. IN THIS EPISODE: The zero-AC party bus survival story • Capri Sun liquor pouches • Inviting the boyfriend & ex-husband to the same party • Accidental pop-kisses & undercover mingling drama • Roadside emergency drop-offs • Beach birthday exclusions & social media explosions. Don't forget to rate, review, and follow so you don't miss any of the chaos! 🔗 CONNECT WITH US: All Podcast Links: https://beacons.ai/onthefloorpodcast Chris's Substack ("Am I the Plot Twist?"): https://amitheplottwist.substack.com/

  2. 9月7日

    Episode 4 - The Birthday Files

    ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 4: The Birthday Files! THE MAIN EVENT: This week, Chris and Janis are diving deep into the archives to unpack past birthday celebrations, chaotic themes, and some incredibly juicy birthday drama. From a radioactive orange "Crithtopber" Temu-themed surprise party to a custom Charli XCX Bratz doll mashup, we're breaking down the best (and worst) birthday core memories, including why Chris only ever wants a sentimental card (even if he accidentally leaves it in the gift bag). IN THIS EPISODE: The radioactive "Crithtopber" Temu party • Custom Charli XCX Bratz dolls • The ultimate "Birthday Frizzle" cautionary tale • Ungrateful pool party guests & demanding Aperol Spritz orders • Protecting your peace & energy on your birthday. Don't forget to rate, review, and follow so you don't miss any of the chaos! 🔗 CONNECT WITH US: All Podcast Links: https://beacons.ai/onthefloorpodcast Chris's Substack ("Am I the Plot Twist?"): https://amitheplottwist.substack.com/

  3. 8月31日

    Episode 3 - Stranded in PR

    ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Episode 3 is OUT NOW: Stranded in PR! The Puerto Rico birthday trip concludes… and somehow, everyone made it back alive. THE MAIN EVENT: Just when you thought the trip couldn't get more chaotic, Chris and Janis break down the infamous "Puerto Rico day from hell." Between scaling vertical mud walls in El Yunque with zero cardio preparation, getting abandoned on a mountain by their bus driver, and navigating 1 AM adventures, this episode is full of growth, survival, and unexpected bonding.🔥 IN THIS EPISODE: Amazon water shoes vs. rainforest hiking • Hoisting up vertical mud walls in El Yunque • Stranded for 3 hours with $20 • "Stinky's" official character redemption • Wrong-way Uber drivers & local gossip • Take the trip! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe on Spotify and YouTube! 🔗 CONNECT WITH US: All Podcast Links: https://beacons.ai/onthefloorpodcast Chris's Substack ("Am I the Plot Twist?"): https://amitheplottwist.substack.com/

  4. 8月24日

    Episode 2 - THE HEAT

    ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 2! Chris and Janis kick things off by surviving Florida’s summer heat, soaring AC bills, and Chris's obsession with blue things. THE MAIN EVENT: Janis’s birthday trip to Puerto Rico. What started as 24 hours of peaceful San Juan sightseeing quickly spiraled into total chaos when "Stinky" flew in and wrecked Chris’s world. IN THIS EPISODE: Frontier flight drama • An emergency cat crisis • Surviving group trip disasters & travel anxiety. Don't forget to rate, review, and follow so you don't miss any part of THE HEAT! 🔗 CONNECT WITH US: All Podcast Links: ⁠https://beacons.ai/onthefloorpodcast⁠ Chris's Substack ("Am I the Plot Twist?"): ⁠https://amitheplottwist.substack.com/⁠

  5. 8月15日

    Episode 1 - Some Tea

    ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Welcome to the inaugural episode of our podcast where Chris and Janis dive deep into their unique friendship, wild stories, and the adventures that brought them together. Forget Episode Zero—that was just a fever dream! THE REAL INTRO: Get to know who we are, how we met through a Miami Discord group 4 years ago, and what to expect from us moving forward. THE MAIN EVENT: "The Blondie Chapter." We dissect a classic group-chat fallout over an unexpected trip to Applebee's, the trauma of weaponized therapy, and our take on dealing with petty drama. Buckle up, because it’s only getting crazier from here! Hit that follow button so you don't miss Episode 2! 🔗 CONNECT WITH US: All Podcast Links: https://beacons.ai/onthefloorpodcast Chris's Substack ("Am I the Plot Twist?"): https://amitheplottwist.substack.com/

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簡介

Welcome to On the Floor, where hosts Chris and Janis pull back the curtain on friendships, chaotic group trips, late-night debacles, and navigating adulthood. Equal parts warm, petty, and unfiltered, they overanalyze life’s most absurd moments. From over-the-top birthday dramas to tropical travel disasters, no topic is off-limits and no bad decision is left un-roasted. Expect sharp wit, self-deprecation, and an ongoing masterclass in laughing through the chaos. Grab a drink and join us on the floor. New episodes drop weekly. Follow so you never miss the drama!

資訊

  • 創作者
    On the Floor with Chris and Janis
  • 活躍年代
    2026年
  • 集數
    5
  • 年齡分級
    兒少不宜
  • 版權
    © On the Floor with Chris and Janis
  • 節目網站
    On the Floor