The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 3月15日

    The Boys Reflect On Final UK Tour Show, George Talks Japan Trip and Australia Tour NEWS!

    Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Timestamps 00:00 - Introduction: Getting in the dark at Hobbiton and tour prep chaos 06:09 - Hobbiton vs. the Hobbits: Clearing up the Lord of the Rings lore 10:10 - Australia tour: Tickets, dates, and how to join the fun in Sydney, Melbourne, and more 15:01 - The UK tour highlights: dance routines, technical challenges, and character costumes 16:22 - Rehearsal stories: Spontaneous dance numbers, stage mishaps, and improvisation 19:08 - The chaos of stage blackouts and find-my-microphone moments 20:21 - Entertainment: Irish jigs, Miss Piggy costumes, and audience reactions 24:52 - Funny on-stage confessions and risqué moments, including Andrew’s comedy bits 26:20 - Travel tales from Japan and new adventures planned, including Disney and Pokémon 34:26 - Marathon journey: training snippets, race stories, unexpected injuries 40:10 - Theme parks: Queue horror stories, ride experiences, and comparisons across Japan and Florida 45:54 - The magic of Disney: Hidden details, park secrets, and fan dedication 50:00 - Final tour call-to-action: Tickets, gratitude, and upcoming shows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 分鐘

  2. 3月1日

    Backstage SPECIAL Talking Tour Gifts From Fans, World Book Day And True Crime

    Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Setup 03:00 Life on Tour and Experiences in Bristol 06:04 Humorous Anecdotes and Stories 09:03 Discussion on Murder and Crime in Bristol 12:03 Reflections on Life and Morality 15:02 Plans for Break and Future Guests 18:00 Literary References and Fun Conversations 18:17 Celebrating World Book Day 24:39 Memorable World Book Day Costumes 30:01 The Impact of Water Parks 36:59 Gratitude for Fans and Experiences Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 分鐘

  3. 2月20日

    The Boys Talk Live Show Chaos, George WINS Strictly and Andrew Tells Tour Stories!

    Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George 00:00 - Intro: Our tour journey and what to expect from this episode 00:20 - Hilarious tour start and Belfast dressing room chaos 02:18 - Tour highlights and strange fan encounters 04:10 - Strictly dance wins and the chaos around voting 05:50 - Funny school stories and learning disabilities on tour 07:45 - The drunken Irish night out and mishaps 12:05 - The epic night out in Newcastle gone wrong 14:10 - Stage antics and the drunken club appearance stories 18:20 - Audience antics, fan stories, and backstage surprises 22:18 - The mysterious "Chopped Cow" fanfic and ridiculous fan interactions 26:37 - Audience behavior, crowd engagement, and wildest moments 30:45 - General tour reflections, upcoming shows, and the travel chaos 35:42 - The differences between social media fans and live audiences 37:14 - Tour wrap-up, gratitude to fans, and future plans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39 分鐘

  4. 2月8日

    The Boys React To The Epstein Files, The Grammy's and REVEAL Tour Plans

    Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Timestamps: 00:00 - Intro to the episode and what it covers 00:20 - Tour stories and hotel mishaps in Sheffield 02:08 - Woke up hair and quarantine-style hair struggles 04:13 - Sheffield city vibe and impressions from Max 05:22 - Tour logistics: number of stops and tour crowd size 06:42 - The mysterious "six or seven" quantifier and its cultural significance 07:48 - The viral "6, 7" meme and its generational reach 08:18 - Embarrassing fan cam moments at concerts 09:02 - The rules of on-tour games and the "Johnny Johnny" challenge 10:16 - Vito’s tour vlogs and dancing obsession 11:12 - Venue sizes: from Wembley to Palladium and ticket sell-outs 12:02 - Tour marketing strategies and ticket sales insight 13:08 - Meet and greet tickets and Bristol’s special spot in the tour 14:21 - Post-Nashville night out plans and fun clips from the tour 20:02 - The innovative PlayStation Portal device and upcoming Australian tour 21:32 - Australian media appearances and pronunciation struggles 22:28 - Anxiety over international impressions and speaking nerves 24:16 - Upcoming audio cues and halftime fun during the tour 26:01 - The game: "Does George care about this?" — pop culture topics quiz 27:15 - Grammys, Bad Bunny’s power move, and celebrity moments 28:44 - Nostalgia for iconic award show moments and Twitter rabbit holes 30:24 - Nicki Minaj’s controversial hand-holding and celebrity gossip 35:16 - The Jeffrey Epstein files: celebrity involvement and conspiracy theories 39:48 - The Kia Asylum metaphor explained—artists trapped in obscurity or success 41:16 - Debating whether Sabrina Carpenter and Katy Perry are "out" or "inside" the Kia 43:39 - The episode’s closing thoughts and the audience's role in sending dilemmas 47:18 - Final call for concise, funny audience stories and instructions 48:34 - Sign-off and excitement for upcoming shows and audience meetups Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 分鐘

  5. 2月1日

    The Boys Discuss Nicki Minaj, Going To The Olympics and Cameo Days

    Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Nicki Minaj and Donald Trump: A Political Shift 03:00 Life in the Spotlight: Touring and Hosting Events 05:52 Olympic Aspirations: From Bobsled to Curling 09:06 Figure Skating and Curling: Behind the Scenes 11:59 The Evolution of Music and Celebrity Culture 14:57 The Price of Fame: Ticket Prices and Fan Reactions 17:58 The Changing Landscape of Rap and Rivalries 31:03 The Evolution of TikTok Personalities 34:58 Nostalgia for Viral Moments 38:53 The Rise and Fall of Internet Fame 41:01 The Business of Cameo and Monetization 56:51 Reflections on the Cameo Experience Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 分鐘

  6. 1月28日

    Max and George Talk Traitors, Brooklyn Beckham and Birthday Party GONE WRONG!

    Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George 00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline 05:02 The Traitors Experience 10:52 Game Strategies and Relationships 16:57 Reflections on the Traitors Show 25:24 Social Dynamics and Game Strategies 33:49 Celebrity Culture and Family Dynamics 41:35 Privilege and Public Perception 48:40 Upcoming Adventures and Promotions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 分鐘

  7. 1月18日

    Max FINALLY Reveals His Coming Out Story!!!

    Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Coming Out Story 09:56 First Crush and Awkward Encounters 13:58 Audience Dilemmas and Disappointment 15:34 Pizza Delivery and Confusion 16:24 Exploring Identity on Grindr 18:45 The Moment of Truth: Coming Out to Mom 20:48 Facing Fears and Finding Acceptance 22:41 The Emotional Rollercoaster of Coming Out 24:57 Grandma's Support: A Heartwarming Moment 25:55 Feeling Like a Local Celebrity 27:50 The Strength Found in Coming Out 36:19 Stranger Things Season Four Spoilers 37:24 The Military's Role in Hawkins 38:48 Frustrations with TV Show Endings 42:45 The Impact of Glee and Other Shows 44:09 Convoluted Storylines in Glee 49:24 The Disappointment of Bad Endings 50:26 Pitch Perfect and Its Legacy 51:04 Strange Film Experiences 51:34 The 4DX Experience 55:31 The Era of 3D Films 58:02 Cinematic Revelations and Passes 01:00:11 Diving into Dune and Knives Out 01:01:25 Zootopia vs. Zootropolis: A Naming Conundrum 01:03:00 Reflections on the Strictly Tour 01:05:59 Reality TV Insights and Celebrity Anecdotes 01:09:02 The Future of Strictly: New Hosts and All-Stars Season 01:12:02 Closing Thoughts and Farewells Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 小時 14 分鐘

  8. 1月11日

    Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!

    Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions! Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Swinging into Predictions 05:02 Christmas Reflections and Generational Wealth 10:08 P Diddy and the Documentary Revelations 15:07 Pop Culture Predictions for 2026 23:23 Navigating Personal Expectations and Relationships 26:28 The Quirky World of UK Pantomimes 27:44 Reality TV: The Traitors and Its Social Commentary 41:15 The Future of Reality Shows and Predictions 47:33 Marvel's Evolution and Fan Reactions 48:50 Stranger Things Finale: Expectations vs. Reality 52:35 The Impact of Streaming on Content Creation 55:14 Predictions for American Politics and Global Events 56:58 New Year's Resolutions: Reflections and Aspirations 01:01:01 Engagement Talks and Relationship Dynamics 01:08:27 Betting on Reality Shows: Risks and Rewards Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 小時 13 分鐘
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • 創作者
    Max Balegde & George Clarke
  • 活躍年代
    2022年 - 2026年
  • 集數
    163
  • 年齡分級
    兒少不宜
  • 版權
    © Max Balegde & George Clarke
  • 節目網站
    The Useless Hotline

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