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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc

  1. AFCON Said ‘Hold That’ 😭 | Africa Levels Up (Five Aside × SoccerTakesWithAK)

    2 DAYS AGO

    AFCON Said ‘Hold That’ 😭 | Africa Levels Up (Five Aside × SoccerTakesWithAK)

    AFCON is no longer just vibes, memes, and chaos — it’s quality, structure, and real football. In this episode of Five Aside × SoccerTakesWithAK, we dive deep into the AFCON format change, the impact on European clubs, and why African football is finally getting the respect it deserves — even if clubs don’t like it. We debate whether moving AFCON to a four-year cycle actually fixes the problem or just shifts it, how timing (not frequency) is the real issue, and why European football can’t keep dictating the African calendar. From Nigeria’s evolution, Morocco’s dominance, Egypt’s depth, and the rise of smaller nations playing fearless football, to a heated discussion on leadership, captains, and what really wins tournaments, this episode is part analysis, part therapy, and part celebration of African football’s growth. AFCON has changed — and football might need to catch up. ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS (CLEAN & VIEWER-FRIENDLY) 0:00 – Intro & AFCON vibes 2:40 – The iconic 1994 Super Eagles jersey & nostalgia 6:10 – AFCON moving to every four years: good or bad? 10:20 – AFCON vs European clubs: who’s really affected? 15:00 – Timing vs frequency: the real AFCON problem 19:40 – Does AFCON devalue African players? 24:30 – Morocco vs Comoros: quality over chaos 29:10 – Egypt, Senegal & North Africa’s football culture 33:50 – Smaller nations closing the gap 38:20 – Nigeria vs Tanzania: attacking intent & transitions 43:10 – Chukwueze, Lookman & Moses Simon appreciation 48:00 – Team football vs star dependency at AFCON 52:30 – Why past AFCON winners were teams, not individuals 56:40 – Captaincy debate: Osimhen, Ndidi & leadership styles 1:02:10 – What makes a great captain? 1:06:30 – AFCON’s future & Africa’s football identity 1:10:00 – Final thoughts & outro

    58 min
  2. Arsenal Are Boring, City Are Scary & AFCON is here

    4 DAYS AGO

    Arsenal Are Boring, City Are Scary & AFCON is here

    Arsenal are top of the league… and somehow still stressing us out. In this episode of the Five Aside Podcast, we break down a wild Premier League weekend where Arsenal won but bored everyone, Manchester City looked genuinely terrifying, Chelsea and Newcastle shared the chaos, and Aston Villa continued their “are they actually serious?” run. We debate whether Arsenal’s slow build-up is sustainable, if Ødegaard is releasing the ball quickly enough, why City are slicing teams open inside the box, and whether AFCON has already started ruining squads before it’s even properly begun. From City’s midfield dominance to United turning games into basketball, plus an early look at AFCON 2025 after Morocco’s opener — this episode is football therapy, stress, and banter all in one. Drop your takes in the comments 👇 Are Arsenal too slow? Are City inevitable? And is AFCON about to flip the season upside down? ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 0:00 – Intro & weekend recap 2:10 – Arsenal win… but why does it feel boring? 5:30 – Slow build-up, low blocks & “Tapping FC” accusations 9:20 – Is Ødegaard slowing the game down? 13:40 – Gyökeres debate: system problem or striker problem? 17:50 – Arsenal control vs City chaos 20:40 – Newcastle vs Chelsea: madness at St James’ Park 25:10 – Chelsea’s resilience or recurring first-half issues? 28:30 – Aston Villa vs Man United: Rogers, Emery & belief 34:10 – United’s injuries, AFCON absences & basketball football 39:40 – Are Villa actually contenders or just riding momentum? 43:20 – Man City vs West Ham: pure domination 47:00 – Cherki + Foden = scary hours 51:30 – Why City attack differently from Arsenal 55:40 – Liverpool vs Spurs: chaos, red cards & Richarlison madness 1:01:20 – AFCON begins: Morocco vs Comoros reaction 1:05:10 – AFCON impact on the Premier League 1:08:00 – Final thoughts, title race & outro

    1h 2m
  3. EVERYONE’S AT AFCON!! | EPL WEEKEND PREVIEW- Five Aside x SoccerTakeswithAK

    19 DEC

    EVERYONE’S AT AFCON!! | EPL WEEKEND PREVIEW- Five Aside x SoccerTakeswithAK

    In this episode of the Five Aside Podcast, in collaboration with SoccerTakesWithAK, we preview a huge Premier League weekend — with a major twist: AFCON absences are starting to bite. We break down: Newcastle vs Chelsea, and whether Chelsea can impose themselves away from home Everton vs Arsenal, with Everton also feeling the effects of missing key AFCON players Tottenham vs Liverpool, where Liverpool are forced to cope without Salah Manchester City vs West Ham, and whether City keeps up their current winning momentum against a struggling West Ham Aston Villa vs Manchester United, where United are hit hardest by AFCON call-ups and questions around squad depth, balance, and identity Throughout the episode, we debate how managers adapt when star players disappear mid-season, which squads are best built to survive AFCON, and whether some teams’ ambitions might quietly unravel during this period. A mix of preview analysis, tactical questions, and proper football banter, as Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK look ahead to a weekend where availability might matter more than form.

    36 min
  4. Two Squads, One Country 😭 | Best of the Rest & AFCON Talk- Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK

    19 DEC

    Two Squads, One Country 😭 | Best of the Rest & AFCON Talk- Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK

    In this episode of the Five Aside Podcast, we link up with SoccerTakesWithAK to shine a light on the stories that usually sit outside the spotlight. We break down the Best of the Rest in the Premier League, discussing Aston Villa’s relentless momentum, Sunderland’s statement derby win, Newcastle’s inconsistency, and Tottenham’s worrying dip, and what these performances say about standards beyond the so-called “Big Six.” The conversation then moves to Serie A, where Inter Milan are quietly setting the pace, Napoli are stumbling, and Roma are hanging around without fully convincing — raising questions about who truly controls Italy’s title race. We wrap up with AFCON talk, focusing on Nigeria’s squad call-ups, key omissions, and what this group realistically means for the Super Eagles’ chances at the tournament. A mix of tactical analysis, honest debate, and proper football banter, as Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK take you beyond the usual headlines.

    1h 24m
  5. Arsenal on the Edge, City in Cruise Control 🍿 | FPL Pain & Title Race Talk

    15 DEC

    Arsenal on the Edge, City in Cruise Control 🍿 | FPL Pain & Title Race Talk

    In this episode of the Five Aside Podcast, Chukwudalu D Fab-Ukozor and Toby react to a packed Premier League weekend, mixing Fantasy Premier League banter with deep analysis of the title race, big wins, and key player narratives. We start with FPL highs and lows before breaking down Manchester City’s dominant win over Crystal Palace, discussing why Pep Guardiola’s side look ruthless on form and how players like Haaland, Foden, and Cherki are firing at the perfect moment. The conversation then shifts to Arsenal, their defensive concerns, and the growing pressure as City continue to set the pace at the top of the table. Are Arsenal starting to feel the weight of the title race? We also react to: Chelsea’s win, and whether it shows real progress or just another step in an inconsistent season Aston Villa’s victory, and why Unai Emery’s side continue to prove they belong in the top-four conversation Liverpool’s win, what it says about their momentum under Slot, and how the team looks in big moments The ongoing discussion around Mohamed Salah, his importance, expectations, and where he stands in the current Liverpool setup From FPL frustration to title-race tension, this episode blends analysis, humour, and honest football conversation as the Premier League season heats up. 👇 Join the debate in the comments: Are City primed to take charge — or do Arsenal still control their destiny?

    1h 9m
  6. UCL Review And The Salah Debate

    12 DEC

    UCL Review And The Salah Debate

    In this week’s Five Aside Podcast, we dive into a dramatic Champions League matchweek that delivered headlines everywhere. We start with Chelsea’s painful 2–1 loss to Atalanta, breaking down their second-half collapse and the bigger questions surrounding Maresca’s project. We move to Liverpool’s gritty 1–0 win at the San Siro, where the conversation heats up around Salah — his absence, his long-term Liverpool future, and what the team looks like without him. Arsenal continued their perfect European form with a 3–0 win in Brugge, raising the debate over whether they’re now genuine UCL contenders or simply beneficiaries of a favourable group. Finally, we unpack Manchester City’s statement win at the Bernabéu and the pressure mounting on Xabi Alonso, whose Real Madrid side looks torn between structure and star-power freedom. It’s a full UCL breakdown filled with tactical takes, honest debates, and a lot of heat — especially around Salah’s situation.

    1h 33m
  7. Manchester United Special: Amorim’s System Under Fire & What Must Change Now

    8 DEC

    Manchester United Special: Amorim’s System Under Fire & What Must Change Now

    In this dedicated Manchester United Special, the Five Aside team and soccertakeswithak take a deep dive into everything surrounding Rúben Amorim’s turbulent start. We break down whether he actually has the players to execute his 3-4-3 system, including the controversial decision to use Bruno Fernandes as a 6. We analyse Kobbie Mainoo’s role, whether he's being overused, and how his development fits into United’s tactical identity. With AFCON approaching, we evaluate what happens when Amad and Mbuemo leave — should Amorim trust his squad depth or enter the January transfer market? We also explore how bad things could get before the #AmorimOut movement gains momentum, and what a “successful season” realistically looks like for United under a long-term rebuild. From striker shortages to low-block struggles, defensive fragility, leadership issues, and tactical mismatches, this episode covers the entire state of Manchester United with honesty and depth.

    1h 16m
  8. Arsenal’s Trauma… and Salah’s Crashout

    8 DEC

    Arsenal’s Trauma… and Salah’s Crashout

    In this action-packed episode of the Five Aside Podcast, we break down a dramatic Premier League weekend featuring major twists across the table. Aston Villa stun Arsenal 2–1 at Villa Park with a late winner, exposing cracks in Arteta’s side. Chelsea fail to score again in a frustrating 0–0 draw against Bournemouth, raising deeper questions about their creativity and squad direction. Manchester City close in on the title race after another commanding win, while Sunderland learn harsh lessons at the top level. And at Elland Road, Liverpool’s chaotic 3–3 draw with Leeds sets off headlines as Mohamed Salah publicly vents frustration at Arne Slot — sparking questions about dressing-room harmony. We dissect the tactics, the key moments, and what each result means going forward in the Premier League season.

    1h 33m
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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc

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  • Creator
    Five-aside
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    58
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Chukwudalu Fab-Ukozor 2022
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