The Daniel Beaver Show

Daniel Beaver

Comedian Daniel Beaver hosts a show were he and comedian friends talk about just about anything, some dark material always included.

Episodes

  1. Problem People  |  The Daniel Beaver Show

    05/12/2024

    Problem People | The Daniel Beaver Show

    In this lively episode of the podcast, host Daniel, with Juliet from the United States and Luke from Canada engage in a humorous conversation that touches on a variety of topics, from national stereotypes to personal relationships. The episode kicks off with playful banter about the cultural divide between their respective countries, leading to a discussion on geographical curiosities, such as Australia's Great Barrier Reef and the comedic implications of being from the "North." As the conversation unfolds, the hosts shift their focus to problem-solving, tackling an array of listener-submitted dilemmas. The first challenge they address is posed by an "Egyptian sex lord" struggling with romantic pursuits, prompting a comedic brainstorming session about rebranding oneself for better dating prospects. Their exploration of sexuality dives into absurd humor, including discussions about marketable identities and the logistics of libido. Later, they handle more mundane topics, including lower back pain and excessive WhatsApp group messages, injecting levity into practical advice. They playfully navigate ideas around back pain remedies, communication in group chats, and the challenges of cohabiting after a breakup. Throughout the episode, the hosts display a unique chemistry, showcasing their contrasting perspectives on relationships and social interactions. They frequently veer off on tangents filled with cultural references, anecdotes, and humorous critiques of societal norms. Ultimately, this episode blends cultural observations with light-hearted problem-solving in a format that keeps listeners entertained and engaged. Join Daniel, Juliet and Luke as they unravel the complexities of life with laughter, embracing a comedic take on everything from anatomical quirks to the intricacies of modern romance. Whether you're interested in cultural commentary or just looking for a good laugh, this podcast delivers a delightful mix of absurdity and insight. You can follow us on Instagram - Daniel - https://www.instagram.com/daniel.beaver_/ Juliette - https://www.instagram.com/juliettecomedy/ Luke - https://www.instagram.com/luke_aaron_comedy/

    30 min
  2. #5 Pick Up Advice From Russian Woman and Eating Yourself

    24/01/2023

    #5 Pick Up Advice From Russian Woman and Eating Yourself

    Rapper The Game unfollows Oliver on Twitter, Oliver is upset. Nobody on the pod has heard of him, can the blood gang manage in England? Comedians solving life issues and advice from people from England, Wales, Germany and Russia. Problems include spilling tea on first kiss, cannot find boyfriends, no sex in 2 years, can't find someone who wants to try adult diapers, Grinder for old people, what does ‘you lit’ mean? if I eat myself do you become twice as big? How much of your body can you eat and still be alive? Are you a homey, pick up lines that always work, unique insight from a Russian woman with good advice for this. Chat up lines in German. Sensible advice from the German, what dating in Russia is like, where do fruit flies come from? How to tell someone in a relationship you like them. How many camels and cigarettes for someone in a relationship? Current camel demand affecting global camel prices, Kanye west and his startup nazi camel. How did you get into standup comedy, advice on how to get material and look for the funny, a**l beads, why do funny stories with friends not work on stage, escooter problems and city bikes, exploitation in the gig economy, how scooter companies lose money for you to install the app, how to talk to people after covid…. And much more! Instagram handles to check us out Daniel_beaver_comedy - Daniel (host) Oliverthomas_comedy - Oliver Olyas_spam - Olga Buttermimosa - Kassian

    39 min
  3. #1 Dahmer, Greta Thunberg's Meth Gang, and North Korea

    08/10/2022

    #1 Dahmer, Greta Thunberg's Meth Gang, and North Korea

    Is Dahmer inspirational? Random Russian on a bus. Old women being blown up. Florida meth addicts solving the climate emergency. Sleepy Asians and lots lots more! Details below..... 1st bit Intro, Fuggers in Augsburg, Covid fun, Casio, 2nd bit - 5.25 Dahmer, is it funny? Old woman being blown up, death penalty in the US, different ways of executions, which would you like? North Korea, tumour, hot sister, eggs, rocket over Japan, Elon musk trying to fix the war on twitter. Pro tumour against dictators, Kim’s hot sister, monkey magic from Japan and the monkey god comes from an egg. Missile at Japan, fighting the WW2 still doesn't have to work in a modern office 3rd bit - 21.32 Chinese year of the calculator and doing your taxes on it. Florida hurricane jokes, crystal meth fighting a gas pump action, Greta Thunberg and her meth gang, zoomer, covid gen z ww2, hitting skyscrapers  4th bit - 29.39 Breaking bad, Walter white’s wife is selfish, Bob Odenkirk in nobody and where this story comes from, john wick, movie chat, kill potential dog killers, Ed Gein, solving the cow problem, animals are property in Germany with Oliver’s story,  5th bit - 41.07 Patrick live from a bus getting a random Russian to say hi, rubbish film version of speed, how to Patrick thrown off the bus and the search for the lost bag, comedy advice, sleeping on public transport,  6th bit - 50.19 Dream Minecraft YouTube face reveal, heading to berlin for comedy and problems performing in front of your girlfriend, getting pegged and what that means, do Indians laugh the least or the most, sleepy Asian sub reddit Instagram handles daniel_beaver_comedy oliverthomas_comedy ka.ssian thegiraudeau.patrick

    54 min

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Comedian Daniel Beaver hosts a show were he and comedian friends talk about just about anything, some dark material always included.