Off the Cuff

Off the Cuff

Three friends try to survive talking with each other

  1. 10 FEB

    Should we be nostalgic for 2016?

    This week, the gang is swapping Jake for Oogie Boogie, getting crass, discussing the memes of past, if they're funny or not, lamenting the big game being in our backyard, going to sober camps, and getting unc.. could it get any better?(Episode 30)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:43 Oogie Boogie is here everyone! 00:01:13 Jake Icky 00:01:51 Grilling Oogie 00:02:00 We had to cut Oogie's mic 00:02:32 We're old for our Twenties 00:03:22 Squeaky Weekie 00:04:11 We will eventually smoke cigs 00:05:12 Sending us to the Sober Camps 00:06:08 Frank's TikTok Day Ones 00:08:47 Finger-banging at the Sober Camp 00:10:42 Oogie is crass, okay 00:11:28 The big game is in our backyard 00:12:40 Hawks vs Patriots baby this America's game 00:13:51 Frank... Feet...??? 00:14:42 Guy who crashes out over the Seahawks 00:15:21 It's like... the name of Travis Scott song 00:16:08 The Freakbobs are coming out 00:17:17 Footie Scran 00:18:59 AI is over, man 00:19:47 What would you drop-ship? 00:21:06 The rant about the YouTube Brands we hate 00:23:03 Cigarettes bring us together 00:24:21 You should give us brand deals 00:25:06 Sketch 00:25:53 When's Alex playing Arc Raiders 00:27:09 Baiting AI bros as an art major 00:29:43 r/Stonks 00:30:42 Was Skibidi a good meme 00:31:30 Frank don't like "Sussy Baka" 00:34:07 2016 and The Vlogs 00:35:20 Post Irony 00:36:13 Your Mom vs Yo Momma 00:37:13 Dissecting the corporatization of Skibidi 00:38:43 We're Unc 00:39:57 SFM 00:40:31 Alex is a GMod enjoyer 00:42:10 Are new cartoons worse than old ones? 00:45:35 The SJ Tech Museum 00:47:06 Filisophical Frank 00:48:29 Nostalgia for things before you were born 00:50:24 Would we enjoy the 2010s now? 00:51:26 2016 Nostalgia 00:52:17 Frank don't like YTP 00:57:23 MLG Memes 00:59:05 Paulstretch memes 01:00:35 Frank doesn't know Loss or the Scatman 01:02:22 "The game"

    1h 4m
  2. 3 FEB

    The 7 Deadly Internet Sins

    This week, the gang is stuck in Jury Duty, dropping comps, arguing against showering for some reason, hating on Moist Critical, taking jokes seriously, and discussing the Iowa state Frat situation.. could it get any better?(Episode 33)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:32 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:03 Oogie is on Timeout 00:02:12 Jake's fired, we have no HR dept. 00:04:20 Making a Discord server for yourself is insane 00:05:33 Frank is with the phone and Jake is super bored 00:05:51 Peer pressure 00:06:17 Your secrets are not safe with us 00:07:31 We have constant communication problems 00:08:30 Jake is now a second class citizen 00:09:36 Frank fumbled a girl at Jury Duty 00:12:30 Iowa State Frat 00:19:28 Summoning Salt 00:21:22 Moist Critical hate 00:24:11 $30k a month and we drop the comp. 00:25:36 Should we start a WikiFeet? 00:26:15 The argument against showering 00:29:10 Dior Sauvage Hate 00:30:47 Are we gay or european? 00:33:01 Getting the wind knocked out of you TikToks 00:33:44 TikTok v Reels turf war 00:35:22 Our mixer is tripping out 00:37:43 Gifs or Images not Videos 00:41:22 Liberals who take the bit too seriously 00:41:40 The modern day deadly sins 00:43:57 Frank doesn't listen to the music in video games 00:45:24 Jake freaked out at work 00:45:35 PHub in the courtroom 00:49:51 ADHD Moment 00:50:21 Jake is Eczema'd up 00:52:54 "Goonbait" straight to jail 00:53:50 Jestermaxxing 00:54:49 There's still a guy in the Mixer 00:55:42 Beeple 00:56:51 Jake stim moment 00:57:01 Being hammered on a Jury 00:58:25 FNAF, but if I was there 01:00:21 Your car is a guy on Saliva 01:02:22 The US political structure is designed to fail 01:03:38 Progressive who doesn't know it's a joke

    1h 5m
  3. 3 FEB

    We're Geeked this Whole Episode

    This week, the gang is checking out the RoundUp, fighting dishwashers, discussing the pressure of it, dunking on Catan, and evaluating "Lowkirk" ..could it get any better?(Episode 29)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:05 The yearly RoundUp! 00:00:43 Frank needs a T break 00:03:59 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:04:27 Is this 3005 or Carti? 00:05:21 Frank's weekly crashout 00:06:39 How to get through online classes 00:08:19 Battle of the brains 00:09:21 What are we drinking today? 00:10:47 This is the Yawning episode 00:11:46 RAID 00:12:13 Better than Atomic Habits 00:14:09 Locked in or Geeked 00:15:19 Frank fights dishwashers 00:18:10 Guy whos never used the dishwasher before 00:19:40 Front page watchers rejoice 00:20:49 Alex replacement theory 00:21:29 Why are we drinking RoundUp? 00:22:09 I ain't never putting down the cup 00:22:20 We're washed and were not even 25 00:23:20 Rage Cage 00:25:00 Chasing ping pong balls 00:25:46 Kegels for the balls 00:26:32 Laminar Gang 00:28:19 PSI of Piss 00:31:20 Garage Science 00:32:47 Bennihana 00:35:11 The egg thing 00:37:51 Go-to drinks 00:38:55 RoundUp has no Uncorking fee 00:39:17 The RoundUp is burning my skin 00:39:43 Itchy Stomach 00:40:06 Help My doctor is trying to mummify me 00:41:16 The White Pharaoh 00:43:24 Jake misremembers a humble bundle 00:44:03 Is Civ just Catan? 00:45:20 Yeah it burns a bit 00:45:40 The Jupiter Hole 00:47:10 Favorite planets 00:47:40 Alex learns about Flush Five builds 00:48:42 San Jose Man, Big dreams, lil dih 00:49:33 Elon's world record 00:50:42 Lacari 00:53:36 He Vaushed Himself 00:55:09 Grok needs a true lobotomy 00:56:10 The day he wanted to hear 00:57:13 Grok...... 00:58:21 Why are married men so... 00:59:48 The Instagram Friends Feed 01:01:00 Faith ordway on the racism app 01:02:08 Double brainrot 01:03:07 All hail the Ayatollah 01:03:47 The 'thank yous' 01:06:09 Teaching coworkers slang 01:07:12 Finding out the news from meme culture 01:07:46 Lowkirk 01:09:08 Frank has a thought 01:09:58 Using the brain blast 01:10:56 Using Grok to generate family photos

    1h 12m
  4. 27 JAN

    We Are Genuinely Addicted to Arc Raiders

    This week, the gang is smashing faces, making Instagram Reels for Babies, getting addicted to and crashing out over Arc Raiders, Smuggling rocks onto planes, and debating AI bros... could it get any better?(Episode 28)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:51 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:52 Generational Frank Arc Raiders Crashout 00:09:41 We are genuinely addicted to Arc Raiders 00:12:15 Frank got a Trojan 00:14:22 Should we start gambling 00:17:15 Face-smashing 00:18:39 Alex the insomniac 00:19:40 How to fall asleep quickly 00:20:26 Frank forgot he had a concussion 00:23:11 Figure out why Frank gets headaches 00:27:44 Do you really need to drink water? 00:29:14 Alex went to Bend 00:30:29 iPad Nephews 00:31:30 IG Reels for Babies 00:32:58 Cat who's addicted to IG reels 00:34:02 We need to bring back bullying to lower screentime 00:35:00 We were screen addicts as babies 00:36:03 Dogs love Alex's nuts 00:36:33 Rock Hounding 00:38:19 Smuggling Rocks 00:39:56 The Pablo Escobar of Quartz 00:43:10 Frank don't check bags 00:43:48 Alex... likes rocks 00:44:31 United Airlines Scorpion 00:45:44 Green Mambas 00:46:12 GOOP on the brain 00:46:36 Just recycle all the weapons when you lose 00:48:15 The return of Counter Strike Frank 00:50:28 Alex should not get Arc Raiders 00:50:54 The Jillow 00:51:57 Marker 31 00:53:59 We're getting old 00:54:47 Frank's T-breaks 00:55:44 Going Non-verbal at the function 00:57:17 Never had a wet dream 00:58:13 6'2" feminist 00:59:00 Bingington 01:01:29 The blackrock of condoms 01:03:03 Getting out of Jury Duty 01:04:18 AI Bro in Jail 01:05:49 The Oregon AI bros are different 01:18:42 AI will end the world 01:22:26 Hangover is not a measure of alcohol 01:23:11 Livetweeting the debate

    1h 24m
  5. 20 JAN

    Would we be less neurotic if we thought less?

    Skip the first 20 minutes if you don't like gross stuff - FrankThis week, the gang is all back together, hating waffles, discussing the demons they've fought along the way, remembering 2016 YouTube, appeasing the gamers, and trying to beat world records.. could it get any better?(Episode 27)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:11 The Gang's all back 00:00:47 Jake's been Goopin' 00:01:57 Welcome back to off the Cuff 00:02:05 What did we do yesterday 00:03:09 The dog is itched out 00:04:24 Forward facing Chog 00:04:48 The communal burger 00:05:22 40 Wendy's Nuggets 00:07:36 Dysentery 00:08:26 Whale Watching 00:10:34 Alex is into some weird stuff 00:11:30 Alex's secret powers 00:16:01 Frank is afraid of throwing up 00:16:05 Disneyworld is cursed 00:18:07 Frank is a bit of a coward 00:19:53 Dogs vom big-time 00:22:14 Declining brain or itchy? 00:22:41 Would I be less neurotic if I thought less? 00:24:13 Oddly specific medical conditions 00:25:39 Mouth itch or Gum disease? 00:26:37 Tequila breath 00:27:55 Do you drink soda for bubbles? the taste of them 00:28:20 So you hate waffles 00:29:06 Alex hates waffles AND pancakes 00:30:00 Peak morning routine 00:31:04 Frank the midnight snack menace 00:32:46 Stealth closing doors 00:33:54 The yearly house battle royale 00:36:00 Sexy Wink Stat 00:36:52 Who would you cancel? 00:37:40 THEY'RE NOT TOUCHERS 00:38:26 We're just running old bits 00:38:41 Why frenemies ended 00:39:23 DONT GOOGLE TRISHA PAYTAS 100 LAYERS 00:40:18 Coming out as straight 00:41:57 Hulk out 00:42:20 Alex is into some weird stuff 00:43:08 Daniel Gheesling Cameo 00:43:36 World record longest fart 00:44:46 Penile queef 00:45:47 Our doctor friend responded 00:47:09 REAL GAMER HOURS 00:48:13 You're either a loser gamer, or a loser to the gamers 00:48:48 ooooold tower defense games 00:49:25 Frank was offered a (diet) coke on a plane 00:51:26 The airport is a lawless place 00:52:32 Frank has acute alcoholism 00:54:10 Getting locked in Laguna Seca 00:56:25 If you were upside down would you fart more? 00:56:33 Chewing a whole pack of gum 00:57:11 Alex is colorblind in the mouth 01:05:56 Guy who found out he was diabetic during a golden shower 01:06:42 Anteater superpower 01:07:31 Chat, is this a real animal? 01:09:22 The boars are invading 01:10:23 Colorado boars

    1h 11m
  6. 13 JAN

    We're Gooping, It's Goop Central, the Goopcast

    This week, the gang is gooping is up, getting that pink stuff and loving it, debating what is french, getting cancelled, realizing they love each other, and leaving little notes for each other.. could it get any better?(Episode 26)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:55 None of this is medical advice 00:03:02 DO NOT GIVE YOUR WII ORANGE JUICE 00:03:25 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:04:13 Complaining about the lights 00:04:37 Are ceiling mirrors French? 00:05:46 Dutch Toilets 00:06:41 The PE teacher epidemic 00:09:51 Yo Biden you have 2 Yil 00:11:43 Bill Nye Reddit Post 00:13:37 Thunder! 00:14:44 Skynyrd is the Ship of Theseus 00:15:32 Holiday burnout vs depression 00:15:49 SSBM vs Girlfriend 00:17:23 White guy podcast gets cancelled 00:19:50 They're all gooping, and they're loving it 00:21:00 Cancellation election 00:21:41 Skin tone comparison 00:22:42 The Royal Crown 00:24:37 The classic youtube search 00:25:39 Guys don't know how to say they care about each other so they say this 00:30:34 WoW mention! 00:31:13 The games that saved us 00:32:42 Timelines VR Game - Our idea no takesies 00:33:45 The Belcher is Back 00:34:14 The Test Belcher 00:35:03 Chekhov's gun 00:35:31 Frank's weekly crashout 00:36:38 Finally the belcher story 00:41:51 Puffin Cereal 00:42:27 7 sets of goop 00:44:38 Imposter Syndrome, should we stream? 00:47:55 Facts, a Kick-sponsored broadcast 00:48:39 Fr Fr Ong at Work 00:49:34 The Don Impressions 00:51:05 Lyndon B. Johnson's Big Johnson 00:51:45 Lowkirkenuinly 00:52:52 GOKU ON THE DESKTOP 00:54:14 Slowroads.io 00:55:48 Average Length, Small Balls, Statistically 00:57:01 Can you feel the fever in your balls? 00:58:52 The "4 Trillion to Isreal" Stance 01:02:31 White boy rank up!

    1h 4m

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Three friends try to survive talking with each other