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The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.

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The boys riff on Trev doing broad daylight standup for famous people, learn that rooster’s have mid dick, and hear from a listener that wants to move to the beach.

The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.

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The boys both performed in massive arenas over the weekend so they swap stories of their experiences, riff about Michael being a phone corn guy now, and finally finish the 2024 s*x positions bracket. Plus a listener is a cum cleaning traditionalist and PHub is the next YouTube?

The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife. 

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This one's got it all - reckless jokes, controversial stances, and stories about the cum closet. The boys also yell about the new Rocket Money ad you guys sent us and hear from a listener that got his toad peached on Rainbow Road. Final four in the sex positions bracket next week!