The Hake Report

James Anton Hake
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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

  1. Running Off My Fanbase | Thu 4-30-26

    3 HR AGO

    Running Off My Fanbase | Thu 4-30-26

    Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: “Shots fired,” a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We’re TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move? The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:11) “N” word truth * (0:05:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:50) 📞 Haden: last time, disrespected * (0:13:25) 🖼️ Grok imagery * (0:15:44) 💬 Cesar, WH Press Sec, crying, lying * (0:23:09) 💬 Coffees: Based? Greggatron: Shame * (0:26:48) 💬 Shameful, Shameless, ign’ant, not a gang * (0:34:02) 📞 Terri, OR: American identity… Melting Pot? Assimilation? * (0:41:11) T: American culture is different, louder than some * (0:44:00) T: Pandering, catering to different identities * (0:47:25) T: “You can shop here,” Fried Egg I’m in Love, union drama * (0:52:00) 📞 John, KY: That’s feminine. My daddy’s son. * (1:01:49) 📞 William 7: freedom… “Repro-rights,” Foster system * (1:01:49) 📞 Joshua, CA, 1st: Immigration, what’s happening to whites… * (1:23:10) J: People are welcoming it… Freedom of speech, MLK, discriminating * (1:35:17) 📞 Maze, OH: You never had it so good! * (1:39:57) 💬 Coffees… .Popcorn: Lockwood?... Tedious, YT Supers… * (1:45:54) 💬 Coffees… people angrier, spoiled * (1:47:51) 📞 Rick, VA: Different nations, different outcomes * (1:50:56) 📞 Frederick: Running off fanbase! Iran thoughts? * (1:53:22) 📞 Rob, NorCal: tomorrow! Firmament; Story… * (1:54:16) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/30/hake-thu-4-30-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/30/jlp-thu-4-30-26 🥊 ICYMI: PUNCHIE TV blog https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/29/punchie-tv-ep-085-wed-4-29-26 – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  2. 'Fighting Words' | HAKE Wed 4-29-26

    1 DAY AGO

    'Fighting Words' | HAKE Wed 4-29-26

    50-minutes of a black man’s “lived experience” with “weaponized” words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD’s enemy? Dating an autistic girl? The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:23) News… * (0:05:24) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:15) 📞 Ronnie, OH: Why isn’t there a * (0:13:35) R: Overreacting to words, fighting words * (0:20:05) R: Rappers mad… * (0:35:04) R: Beta not to fight? * (0:42:49) R: Weaponizing * (0:49:55) R: How come you’re saying it? * (0:57:43) 📞 Allen: Matt 5: 43-44, love your neighbor, enemy * (1:05:47) A: Godly hatred? Personal enemy vs God’s enemy * (1:12:39) A: Gretchen Whitmer hearing God’s Word? * (1:16:23) 📞 Tim, TX: Autism, dating an autistic girl * (1:24:45) 📞 Maze: Ignorant word… Dem-Rep, same * (1:32:41) Anchor Baby 💬 Supers on YT: Bashing Ronnie, Allen * (1:35:53) 💬 Coffees… * (1:45:06) 💬 Rumble Rants: a word’s power * (1:46:12) 📞 Tory, CA: craziness * (1:52:14) 📞 Brady: We bend over backwards * (1:53:48) 📞 Rick, another time! * (1:54:07) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/29/hake-wed-4-29-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/29/jlp-wed-4-29-26 🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://thehakereport.com/punchie – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 54min
  3. Gullible and Naive to Evil | Tue 4-28-26

    2 DAYS AGO

    Gullible and Naive to Evil | Tue 4-28-26

    They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O’Donnell’s “evil” intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill. The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:04) 💬 Supers: Aghori… old biblical wise men * (0:10:29) They tried to get him! And you gullible people think it was fake! * (0:13:48) 🙄 “The Wide Awakes,” so corny! * (0:16:48) Punchie TV: Bill knows about corruption * (0:21:01) 📰 Self-described race of the suspect: per Journal-isms * (0:29:25) Half-black, half-white… Obama, Trump…. * (0:36:58) 📺 CNN: Obama 2011 WHCD vs Trump; What does Roger Stone know? * (0:42:10) 📰 Back to story * (0:47:29) 💬 Supers: YT * (0:48:27) 💬 Coffees: KMike * (0:50:48) 💬 Popcorn on Michael * (0:58:16) 💬 It’s all connected: Cesar * (1:06:17) 💬 Popcorn: Nora O’Donnnell, Mary Phagan, naive to evil * (1:21:47) 💬 Cesar, Eric exhortation * (1:23:53) Chat shoutouts * (1:27:36) 📰 Viktor Orbán, smearing MJ; AP on this day Apr 26: Mary Phagan * (1:35:01) 📰 Chernobyl; Juries … fair trial for Trump? * (1:39:03) 🤩 Trump on Reflecting Pool for cheap! * (1:43:30) 📰 …Kimmel… vs Trump and Melania * (1:46:30) 💬 Popcorn: human nature, projecting a broken standard * (1:50:37) 📰 Aborsh Meds on Campus CO bill * (1:54:41) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/28/hake-tue-4-28-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/28/jlp-tue-4-28-26 – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 56min
  4. High T | Hake Fri 4-24-26

    6 DAYS AGO

    High T | Hake Fri 4-24-26

    “High-T” men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won’t question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished? The Hake Report, Friday, April 24, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Yesterday’s drama spills over… * (0:04:31) 📰 News… Trump, Iranians * (0:06:43) 📰 White South African… Denaturalization efforts… D4vd * (0:11:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:13:07) 📞 David, Ocala: Can’t just stand there * (0:19:55) David Story: “demon” drawing plate swapped for rainbow! * (0:23:01) 💬 David Supers: God, toughness, forgave mother? * (0:30:31) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Yesterday, pearls to swine * (0:35:38) 📞 Brady, “Cuckoo,” Indian, Grand Canyon, Vegas * (0:41:35) B: We’re not spinning. Polaris … * (0:42:31) 📞 Jeff: Tripping on a word, history, dehumanizing * (0:49:20) 💬 Rumble rant yesterday; False power; Supers * (0:51:10) 🪙 Jesse silver coin * (0:55:12) 📞 Ryan: OK’d disrespect * (1:01:49) 💬 Popcorn: “Fraud,” drunk with anger * (1:09:51) 💬 Coffees: Anthony on some sense * (1:12:55) 📞 Maze: telling people what to do * (1:19:01) 📞 Alex: Accountability, Criticism * (1:27:36) 💬 Greggatron to Ronnie * (1:31:19) 💬 BasedAF: Karen Bass, Trump * (1:32:54) 📞 John, KY: Art come to his senses, enemies * (1:44:45) 💬 Coffees… on the controversy, supers * (1:52:16) 🚫 Haden, another day * (1:52:35) 📞 Iason: Humility, never humiliated * (1:53:54) 🎶 Michael, Canada… END 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/24/hake-fri-4-24-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/24/jlp-fri-4-24-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  5. Pavlov's Fight | Thu 4-23-26

    23 APR

    Pavlov's Fight | Thu 4-23-26

    A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about “disrespectful” words, or one in particular. The Hake Report, Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:07:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:10:39) 📰 Billions of dollars: “Waste, fraud, abuse” allegations * (0:15:30) 📰 Israel Settler “violence” * (0:19:25) 📰 Bizarre, highly unusual * (0:26:30) 📞 Alex: Days since Mark; N Pavlov training; “You need to leave!” * (0:36:02) Alex: Japan society; How could child turn g—? * (0:38:22) 🗣️ Art vs Alex: You got no respect, California! Angry! Cussing… * (0:43:25) Art: Disrespecting men… boundaries * (0:56:00) Art: Respect, getting crazy, not crazy enough * (1:05:15) Art: Jesus and Jesse … * (1:13:40) Art: Manipulative with that word * (1:15:52) 📞 Garrett, NH: egging, taking it to heart * (1:17:59) 📞 Pete, AK: Disrespecting while crying disrespect * (1:20:56) 📞 JC, Little Rock: I don’t like that word * (1:31:58) 💬 Supers: YT, coffees: Gee Willickers; Popcorn * (1:35:26) 💬 Coffees: Ann Abor, Greggatron: They become what you call them. KMike * (1:42:11) 💬 Coffee: Tapdance explanation * (1:46:50) 💬 CA Gov debate, Words, Hake arguing with coffees… * (1:54:26) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/23/hake-thu-4-23-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/23/jlp-thu-4-23-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  6. Have Patience | Wed 4-22-26

    22 APR

    Have Patience | Wed 4-22-26

    JLP’s patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II “actors” fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? “N”-joke wasn’t personal! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:17) 📞 Garrett, NH: Sick. Prayed. Jesse patience w/ caller. * (0:13:24) 📞 Haden, TX: If we lose black Americans (BuyMeACoffee tip) * (0:15:19) H: Charlie Kirk on true Christianity and Democrats * (0:24:22) H: Fear of being a minority? Why use “fear”? * (0:25:55) 📞 David, TX: Tulsi WH press conference: Treason? Obama admin * (0:32:14) D: RHCP song: Space in a CA basement; Artemis II actors? * (0:38:10) 💬 Coffee: KMike: C vs F, Quebec, Vermont * (0:45:38) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn doesn’t see Jesse’s wisdom on mothers-fathers * (0:51:14) 📞 Bobby, TX: Medicine for depression, anxiety? * (1:07:33) B: Go on Whatever, debate * (1:08:09) 📞 Meade, VA: SPLC charged; Virginia redistricting * (1:13:23) M: IDF soldier may have been Muslim? Unmixed diversity * (1:17:32) 💬 Supers: YT: Wars? * (1:19:28) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on misinfo vs Google, Wikipedia * (1:26:01) 💬 Cesar: Ketanji * (1:29:05) 📞 Art: Complaining like a woman? You too old to say that! * (1:39:44) A: Identify with being black? “N”-joke… * (1:47:47) 💬 Supers, YT: Emotional * (1:48:53) 💬 Popcorn: Be OK with whatever we say? * (1:53:16) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/22/hake-wed-4-22-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/22/jlp-wed-4-22-26 🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/22/ep-084-wed-4-22-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  7. Evil Energy | Tue 4-21-26

    21 APR

    Evil Energy | Tue 4-21-26

    The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber’s boyhood joke, still touchy! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:07:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:15) 📞 Haden, TX: Grow up? SA cider. LA domestic incident. * (0:16:30) H: Why is becoming a minority a problem? * (0:18:55) 📞 Ronnie, OH: What are you afraid of? * (0:27:50) R: Christian, Conservative * (0:30:59) 📞 Lucas, CA: Dad got me tripping! * (0:35:37) 📞 Zenny, Canada: Trump FISA * (0:41:54) Z: Anti—ism laws? Anti-white laws? Hate? * (0:51:14) Z: Our Future President vs Our Greatest President * (0:55:44) 📞 Chris, NC: Psychedelic prayer, honest silence, higher vibration * (1:04:47) 📞 Maze: Love thy neighbor. CWPs. Psychedelic money. * (1:11:38) 📞 Allen, MI: JLP, 8 children, Japan immigration * (1:15:26) A: Zenny, Mark-lite, Catholic Charities, PPFA, Mike Johnson * (1:22:41) 💬 Supers/Coffees * (1:25:07) 📺 If they left… * (1:27:02) 📞 Alex, CA: Wary on Future Prez; Cure depression…? * (1:32:50) 🗣️ Church lesson * (1:33:50) 💬 Coffees: Why care? Heaven? Popcorn: American? * (1:38:20) 💬 Ibogaine… Cesar… Fed civil war? * (1:43:22) 📞 Art, OH: Chainsaw, run N-joke, crossing boundaries * (1:47:50) A: Illegal trucking: Trump too soft * (1:53:26) 💬 Covering up resentment… END 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/21/hake-tue-4-21-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/21/jlp-tue-4-21-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 54min
  8. Were There Cave Men in the Bible? | Mon 4-20-26

    20 APR

    Were There Cave Men in the Bible? | Mon 4-20-26

    South Africa crime. Trump’s psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people. The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:11) 🎶 Hey, guys! (FB live) * (0:07:02) 📞 Coco, L.A.: South Africa m—, “n” word 2000s * (0:13:45) C: Abusive people can’t see * (0:16:18) 🗣️ Love is out the window 💬 Popcorn on “Ibogaine” * (0:22:39) 📺 Trump on Ibogain, Ozempic, etc. * (0:25:35) 📞 Bobby, TX: God’s plants, lobotomy * (0:38:30) Changing your outlook is better * (0:39:54) 📞 Jeff, LA: Louisiana incident — a black man * (0:41:48) 🗞️ 8 children * (0:44:21) 🖼️ IDF soldier * (0:48:27) 💬 Coffee: N. Heat, accessing spiritual dimension; Ouija * (0:56:00) 🗞️ Peruse the news: Measles, John Fetterman * (1:02:04) 🗞️ Voter shenanigans… * (1:07:30) 🗞️ Tom Steyer * (1:10:38) 📞 John, KY: Iran Trump. * (1:15:28) J: JLP is real… * (1:19:28) J: Anybody white in the Bible? * (1:23:25) 📞 James, KY: Troglodytes, humanoids * (1:29:28) James: Christian? * (1:33:16) James: Oil, fuel companies * (1:38:03) 💬 Super: Empire of the Sun, “Walking on a Dream” * (1:41:32) 💬 Popcorn: Father of 7… no blame for the mother? * (1:46:22) 📞 William 7, CA: Trump psychedelics conference * (1:53:23) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/20/hake-mon-4-20-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/20/jlp-mon-4-20-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

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  • Creator
    James Anton Hake
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    1k
  • Rating
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    © James Anton Hake
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