Michael Blaustein — Apple Podcasts

We Might Be Drunk

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand
Stiff Socks

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

11 МАЯ

Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Mark and Sam are joined by the guys from Stiff Socks, Michael Blaustein and Trevor Wallace. Talking about road comedy, bombing on stage, freezing eggs, paintball, cybertrucks, cold plunges, old cars, weird hotel stories, and way too much discussion about jerking off etiquette. Plus, Trevor and Michael talk life in LA vs New York, dating, touring, and the strange things comedians do to stay sane. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Text DRUNK to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/WMBD Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Trevor Wallace: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael Blaustein: https://www.blaucomedy.com Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #TrevorWallace #MichaelBlaustein #StiffSocks #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 ч. 19 мин.
-2 ДН.

MILF'd ft. Mark Normand & Sam Morril (We Might Be Drunk)

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Mark Normand and Sam Morril from the We Might be Drunk podcast join the pod to talk bombing at nightmare comedy gigs, sports obsession, skate culture, social media ruining entertainment, and insane stories from life on the road. Mark also tells the unbelievable story of losing his virginity to an older woman on Bourbon Street during Y2K, including how nervous he was to even take his boxers off. Thanks to Thanks to: PrizePicks, Shopify, Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast PrizePickshttps://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play Shopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial Lumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKS BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month BlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS #ad #sponsored

1 ч. 19 мин.
13 МАЯ

Adult Wet Dreams

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Shopify, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Quince, and Factor for sponsoring the podcastGLDgld.comGet 40% off with code SOCKSShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial Golden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Quincequince.com/stiffsocksFree shipping + 365-day returnsFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free daily greens per box with code SOCKS50OFF

1 ч. 15 мин.
6 МАЯ

We Have ADHD ft. Jessica McCabe

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Jessica McCabe is the creator of the massively popular YouTube channel “How to ADHD,” where she breaks down ADHD, executive dysfunction, productivity, and mental health in an approachable and relatable way. She’s also a New York Times bestselling author and one of the internet’s leading voices on understanding how ADHD brains actually work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Trevor and Michael sit down with Jessica McCabe to unpack ADHD, hyperfocus, procrastination, emotional impulsivity, and why their brains seem to thrive in chaos. What starts as a comedy podcast slowly turns into a real-time self-diagnosis session as they realize way too many ADHD symptoms sound painfully familiar. Thanks to: Shopify, BlueChew, Hims, Cash App, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Shopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial BlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS Himshims.com/socksGet a personalized, affordable plan Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month

1 ч. 26 мин.
-2 ДН. • ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПОДПИСЧИКОВ

MILF'D ft. Mark Normand & Sam Morril (AD FREE)

Mark Normand and Sam Morril join the pod to talk bombing at nightmare comedy gigs, sports obsession, skate culture, social media ruining entertainment, and insane stories from life on the road. Mark also tells the unbelievable story of losing his virginity to an older woman on Bourbon Street during Y2K, including how nervous he was to even take his boxers off.

1 ч. 13 мин.
15 МАЯ • ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПОДПИСЧИКОВ

Mashed up (bonus)

Mash up ep!

56 мин.
29 АПР.

DumbMaxxing ft. Terry Dubrow

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Terry Dubrow is a board-certified plastic surgeon and obesity medicine specialist known for blending aesthetics with overall wellness. A UCLA and Yale–trained surgeon, he gained fame on Botched and co-hosts the Doctor and Mrs. Guinea Pig podcast with his wife, Heather Dubrow. He’s also a bestselling author and co-founder of Consult Beaute and Consult Health. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Dr. Terry Dubrow joins the boys for a wild deep dive into plastic surgery, from BBL horror stories and botched procedures to leeches, myths, and the craziest things he’s seen in the operating room. It spirals into insane ER stories, celebrity surgery breakdowns, and unfiltered takes on looksmaxxing, Ozempic, and the future of body modification. Thanks to: Shopify, Lumi Gummies, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial Lumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKSGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Chubbieschubbiesshorts.comGet 20% off with code STIFFBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month

1 ч. 34 мин.
22 АПР.

Scientists Reveal the Real Male G-Spot

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, ShipStation, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS PrizePicksprizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month ShipStationshipstation.comTry free for 60 days with code SOCKS GLDgld.comGet 40% off with code SOCKS

1 ч. 12 мин.
1 АПР.

Buzzer Beat...off

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story)17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea34:00 – Flashbang36:30 – Glory hole39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys50:40 – First documented glory hole01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH01:12:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to: ShipStation, GLD, Factor, and Golden Nugget Online Casino for sponsoring the podcastShipStationshipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with code SOCKSGLDgld.comGet 50% off with code SOCKSFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFFGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Get 500 spins (50/day for 10 days) after wagering $5 21+ • Terms apply

1 ч. 12 мин.
8 МАЯ • ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПОДПИСЧИКОВ

Osama Been Laden (bonus)

Stiff Socks

1 ч. 8 мин.
15 АПР.

God Told Me to Call Him Daddy with Pete Holmes

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/ stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️Pete Holmes Live: https://peteholmes.com FOLLOW Pete Holmes: Instagram: @peteholmes Twitter/X: @peteholmes YouTube: @PeteHolmes WATCH HIS NEW SPECIAL: Silly Silly Fun Boy – now available on YouTube 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com This episode starts off chaotic with the guys riffing on fashion, celebrities, and random cultural takes. The conversation slowly shifts into surprisingly deep territory, diving into nicotine addiction, free will, spirituality, and the meaning of life capped off with listener submissions and completely off-the-rails riffing. Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, Good Chop, Quince, Shopify, and Hims for sponsoring the podcastGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Get spins (50/day for 10 days) 21+ • Terms apply Good ChopUse code 50socks to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcastQuincequince.com/stiffsocksFree shipping + 365-day returnsShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with $1/month trial HimsVisit hims.com/socksto get a personalized plan

1 ч. 40 мин.
8 АПР.

BrokeChella

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/ stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Trevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting. 0:30 – Coachella planning + last-minute Airbnb booking9:22 – $360 grass stay (paying to be homeless)9:40 - AD19:26 – Dream house browsing + desert living talk21:17 – “Take out a loan to see Bieber”21:18 - AD31:27 – First Chipotle experience34:17 - AD36:20 – Portion vs shake debate45:30 – Quesarito52:55 – Woman arrested for twerking59:36 – OJ chase breakdown01:01:00 - AD01:11:00 - Sock Talk01:15:11 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcastLumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKSBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthBlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKSFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free daily greens per box (new subscribers) Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financialservices platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

1 ч. 18 мин.
13 МАЯ • ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПОДПИСЧИКОВ

Adult Wet Dreams (AD FREE)

AD Free

1 ч. 10 мин.
25 МАР.

Mormon Madness: Bachelorette vs. Chair

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1 ч. 3 мин.
4 МАР.

Sketch vs The Internet’s Strangest Addictions

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BlueChew, Shopify, Cash App, and Ultra for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew BlueChew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS. Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling today with Shopify’s $1/month trial. Cash App Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cashback offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Ultra TakeUltra.com Get 15% off with code SOCKS.

1 ч. 15 мин.
18 МАР.

Measuring the Big Arch

The episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS

1 ч. 7 мин.
10 МАР.

SCRUB STEP DADDY

The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

1 ч. 31 мин.
25 ФЕВР.

Every Nut I Spit Out (ICE CREAM)

The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts. Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastMint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socksReady to stop paying more than you have to?New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time.Switch now at mintmobile.com/socksThat’s mintmobile.com/socks.ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required.Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free.That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS.60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving. GLD – https://www.gld.comWork hard and change the game.New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.That’s 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us. Lumi Gummies – https://www.lumigummies.comLumi Gummies are available nationwide.Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off your order.That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS. BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socksSign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks.That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS

1 ч. 5 мин.
1 МАЯ • ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПОДПИСЧИКОВ

Crying in Connecticut (BONUS)

the boys are in Connecticut with Neal and Wilder

1 ч. 5 мин.
6 МАЯ • ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПОДПИСЧИКОВ

We Have ADHD ft. Jessica McCabe

Jessica McCabe is the creator of the massively popular YouTube channel “How to ADHD,” where she breaks down ADHD, executive dysfunction, productivity, and mental health in an approachable and relatable way. She’s also a New York Times bestselling author and one of the internet’s leading voices on understanding how ADHD brains actually work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Trevor and Michael sit down with Jessica McCabe to unpack ADHD, hyperfocus, procrastination, emotional impulsivity, and why their brains seem to thrive in chaos. What starts as a comedy podcast slowly turns into a real-time self-diagnosis session as they realize way too many ADHD symptoms sound painfully familiar.

1 ч. 16 мин.

Michael Blaustein — Apple