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  1. Yoked Up Here (w/ Dan Le Batard)

    2d ago

    Yoked Up Here (w/ Dan Le Batard)

    On this episode of Staying Alive, hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally are on Miami time for the next few weeks, and Gabrus has discovered that blondes do indeed have more fun. They sit down with sports broadcasting legend and podcast pioneer Dan Le Batard (The Le Batard & Friends Podcast Network) to talk about the fascinating changes in Dan’s life over the last few years, as he has taken his grief and turned it into a positive realignment of how he sees himself, his body, his mind, and the world. There are also jokes, and talk about Pat Riley, of course, but this is an incredible and inspiring conversation about how change is always possible, get into it.   Follow Dan @lebatardshow Check out the Le Batard & Friends Network podcast   This episode was recorded May 14 at The Move in Miami FL Special thanks to Mateo on the sticks Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson   Keywords for this episode: slate, Miami, Stavvy, Dr Steven Pally, Anthony Atamanuik, Adam McKay, Game Theory, acupuncture, David Le Batard, NAET, cloaca, Steve Kerr, vials, energy work, fascia, foam roller, rigor mortis, meridian blood allergy test, Eric Andre, Mr Bean, Lionel Messi, Muhammad Ali, Pat Riley, Ricky Williams, matcha, MDMA, The Drug Addict & The Boner Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    55 min
  2. #Brocountability™ (w/ Elisha Cuthbert)

    Jun 11

    #Brocountability™ (w/ Elisha Cuthbert)

    On this episode of Staying Alive, it’s another Happy Endings reunion as hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally sit down with one of Adam’s best friends, the talented and supremely chalant Elisha Cuthbert (24, The Ranch, House Of Wax) to discuss getting into tennis later in life, having dinner at Nancy Silverton’s house, getting kicked off the set of Glee, and to ask why everybody at Coachella looked SO good this year? Plus: Gabrus invents the next humblebrag, and Pally has gotta change that Peloton screen name.   Follow Elisha @elishaphaneuf Watch Elisha’s new show Every Year After streaming on Prime Video now   Full video episodes available HERE. Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive   This episode was recorded April 21 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA Special thanks to Brett Boham Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson   Keywords for this episode: Transylvania, Nancy Silverton, Dion Phaneuf, Happy Endings, Paramount lot, Glee, Branzino, Casey Wilson, Sunset Tower, Daniel Craig, chalant, hardcourt, Peloton, Coachella, Post Malone, Wet Leg, Every Year After, Philadelphia accent Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 1m
  3. Goops & Gunks (w/ Matt Selman)

    Jun 4

    Goops & Gunks (w/ Matt Selman)

    On this episode of Staying Alive, hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally sit down with a guy who’s really done the work, it’s The Simpsons showrunner Matt Selman, and he’s brought along his Doughboys hat and a Notes app full of fitness topics to discuss, so you KNOW this is serious business. They’ll talk about Gold’s Gym, mindless accumulation, getting reprimanded for singing while working out, getting paid to laugh at powerful people, getting fired from Seinfeld, and, of course, food, at some length. Plus: John Cena says “alcohol kills gains,” and what are we doing with this lotion in the bathroom thing, everybody?   Check out Matt’s up-and-coming new show-that-could, The Simpsons, on Hulu or Disney+   Full video episodes available HERE. Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive   This episode was recorded April 21 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA Special thanks to Brett Boham Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson   Keywords for this episode: Bill Maher, The Simpsons, Duff Man, Mar Vista, LA fires, Billy Crystal, Verse, Chi SPACCA, narcissism, body dysmorphia, Gold’s Gym Venice, Pumping Iron, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fox lot, profanity words, The Gym, Billions, DEXA Scan, Prenuvo, CPAP, John Cena, party schools, Seinfeld, DOMS, Tabata, Michelada, Simpsons tattoos Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 11m
  4. BAES 155: Is AI Right Wing Coded? (RIP Emil)

    Jun 4

    BAES 155: Is AI Right Wing Coded? (RIP Emil)

    Emil is gone. In his place we got Jon Gabrus! This week we're discussing where AI is going to settle in the ongoing stupid b******t culture wars. Follow Jon on Instagram @ Gabrus and be sure to check out his show Staying Alive! Give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it! And please leave us a comment! It helps us! Also our newest acid video is out now so check it out! https://youtu.be/7vkFY3f5kkw NEW MERCH OUT! Get 10% off when you sign up and also get bonus content, ad-free versions and more plus your first 7 days free at https://benandemilshow.com ***THE SOUTHWEST COMPANION PASS IS BACK GET IT HERE: https://www.cardratings.com/bestcards/featured-credit-cards?src=691608&shnq=520080,4028088,4048122,4028085,3006151,4048149,4028089,4048084&var2= ***Go check out Ben's movie podcast! https://www.youtube.com/@UCtwCDeHuJTBWUkeQKlLeXhA **CHECK OUT EMIL'S LIVESTREAMS HERE: https://www.youtube.com/emilderosa __ SOME OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY ENJOY: That's Cringe of Cody Ko: https://youtu.be/dTbEk0pVh2w Our AUSTIN VIDEO: https://youtu.be/yGSs56bFzRU Our episode with Kyla Scanlon: https://youtu.be/cIHWkY35cuc Big Tech is out of ideas (ft. ED ZITRON): https://youtu.be/zBvVGHZBpMw Arguing with a millionaire (ft. Chris Camillo): https://youtu.be/1ZUWTkWV_MM We bought suits HERE: https://youtu.be/_cM1XqA9n2U ***LINK TO OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/CjujBt8g ***Subscribe to Emil's Substack: https://substack.com/@emilderosa ***Trade with Ben at https://tradertreehouse.com __ HIMS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/BAES for your free online visit. SHOPIFY: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/baes. AVOCADO: Go to https://avocadogreenmattress.com/BAES and check out Avocado's mattress and furniture sale. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00-06:35 Intro, Emil died, Jon Gabrus, who we are 06:35-15:23 Is AI right wing, Jon's use of AI, selling out, moms 15:23-17:00 HIMS ad 17:00-25:32 Poverty anxiety, crypto gloating, a forced future, getting old 25:32-31:00 Ben's dirty ass, what is left wing coded, culture plinko 31:00-33:18 Shopify ad 33:18-46:44 Making the left squirm, dead internet, code word, cops, black chatbots, Ben's AI predictions 46:44-48:34 Avocado ad 48:34-56:00 Tech in politics, Jon's dirty penis, data centers, flip flops 56:00-1:07:43 Chinese down syndrome drop shipping video, copies of copies 1:07:43-1:17:15 Martin Scorcese AI, Teddy Roosevelt, explaining SpaceX IPO to Jon 1:17:15-1:34:03 Jon's investing questions, weed stocks, insane valuations, black swans __ Follow us on instagram! @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 36m
  5. The Wolverine Stack (w/ Blair Socci)

    May 28

    The Wolverine Stack (w/ Blair Socci)

    On this episode of Staying Alive, it’s shades up as hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally sit down with real life Pokémon Blair Socci (@fter Midnight, Spaced Out with Blair Socci) to discuss her recent autism diagnosis, vibration plates, flirting on planes, and the epic tale of Blair’s 24 hours on OnlyFans (as a result of this conversation, she’s restarted it! Ankle down, no hole!). Plus, Blair was a big fan of their show A Million And One Ways To Party Before You Die (close enough), and Pally’s dating advice: “Find the liar that lies the least.”   Follow Blair @blairsocci Blair’s OnlyFeet HERE Check out her podcast Spaced Out with Blair Socci   Full video episodes available HERE. Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive   This episode was recorded April 27 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA Special thanks to Brett Boham Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson   Keywords for this episode: Sunglasses, Autism, Bono, Horace Grant, log flume, Michael Phelps, Wade Boggs, Love On The Spectrum, Occam’s Razor, Pedialyte, vibration plate, red light mask, lymphatic drainage, strength training, Comedy Store, Caulipower Frozen Pizzas, Foccacc, Mamie, chicken caesar wrap, Ron Funches, nighttime gummies, running, up that hill,  shrimp pasta, A Million And One Ways To Party Before You Die, dick pics, Frozen, OnlyFans, ankle down, no hole, Marc Maron Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 9m
  6. Redhanded (w/ Vic Michaelis)

    May 21

    Redhanded (w/ Vic Michaelis)

    On this week’s episode of Staying Alive… look, this show is available as a video podcast and you’re gonna want to watch this episode, because although they can talk TO their guest Vic Michaelis’ hand, hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally may not talk ABOUT Vic Michaelis’ hand. They’ll instead talk to their good friend Vic (Very Important People, Dimension 20, Game Changer) about taekwondo (but not the hand), growing up in megachurches (but not the hand), and eventually, yes, the hand. Um, white socks with loafers MUCH?!   Follow Vic @vicmmic, check out Very Important People on Dropout.TV! Donate to Zebra Youth, Lost-n-Found Youth, Transgender Law Center!!   Full video episodes available HERE. Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive   This episode was recorded April 27 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA Special thanks to Brett Boham Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson   Keywords for this episode: Woody Harrelson, The Hobbit, Montana, THE RED HAND, Russell Brand, Jesus fish, Paul Bettany, vitamins, THE RED HAND, Sylvester Stallone, taekwondo, Foot Fist Way, Napoleon Dynamite, THE RED HAND, Pacific Rim, Portland, Sliding Doors, Stuart Little, football, SCUBA certification, THE RED HAND, Radiohead, pottery, Gravid Water, tie-dye, The Pitt, Savannah Bananas, Zebra Youth, Lost & Found, Transgender Law Center Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    59 min
  7. I Lift Lasers (w/ Zoe Lister-Jones)

    May 7

    I Lift Lasers (w/ Zoe Lister-Jones)

    On the Season 2 premiere of Staying Alive, hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally have leveled up with their first guest, the hilarious writer, director, and former sleep apnea monster Zoe Lister-Jones (The Craft: Legacy, The Miniature Wife, New Girl). They’ll compare notes on medications, talk about taking calls on the colonic table, having healers on both coasts, dietary restrictions, getting too settled with a therapist, and Zoe’s baby bangs backstory. Plus, Pally climbs Mount Giudice, Gabrus is this whole airplane's husband, and Zoe’s show Slip is back on streaming! This is, surprisingly, the most anyone has ever used the word “laser” on Staying Alive.   Follow Zoe @zoelisterjones on socials, check out Slip and The Miniature Wife on Peacock!   Full video episodes available HERE. Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive   This episode was recorded 420 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA Special thanks to Brett Boham Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson   Keywords for this episode: billboards, New York, Los Angeles, Dr Zizmor, space buns, Munchausen, bodega pack, IV, salt bay, pony eggs, hard four, Teresa Giudice, plane husband, Happy Endings, Zach Braff, Evan Funke, mustache, Andy Cohen, colonics, positive self-talk, ionic foot bath Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 20m
  8. #160 - Oops All Santas! Christmas Special w/ Mike Mitchell, Zach Cherry and Jon Gabrus

    12/22/2025

    #160 - Oops All Santas! Christmas Special w/ Mike Mitchell, Zach Cherry and Jon Gabrus

    Mike Mitchell, Zach Cherry, and Jon Gabrus join the pod for a very special Christmas edition to discuss the indignities of being expected to dress as Santa when you’re fat, the sick freaks who would enjoy seeing this crew dressed up as Santas, being pound-for-pound the heaviest podcast episode in history, CPAP experiences, buying holy water off Amazon, the sad reason Zepbound is saving society from senseless tragedies, asserting yourself against movie nerds in theaters, and much more. Mike, Zach, Jon and Stav help callers including a guy whose girlfriend’s friends hate him after falsely accusing him of cheating, and a woman whose good lifelong friend only hangs out and parties with her boyfriend’s mom. Follow Mike Mitchell: https://x.com/bdayboysmitch https://www.instagram.com/mynamesmitch Follow Zach Cherry: https://www.zachcherry.com/ Follow Jon Gabrus : https://gabrus.com/ https://twitter.com/gabrus https://www.instagram.com/gabrus/ https://letterboxd.com/gabrus/ Thank you to our sponsors! Twisted Tea - https://www.twistedtea.com/locations ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 49m
  9. Chicken & Egg Territory (w/ Tom Scharpling)

    May 14

    Chicken & Egg Territory (w/ Tom Scharpling)

    On this episode of Staying Alive, hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally sit down with legendary writer/broadcaster Tom Scharpling (The Best Show, Steven Universe, Double Threat) to talk about their secret friend “food,” eating to live instead of living to eat, hiking, influencers, ice cream, therapy, and Geese. Plus: Gabrus has a Magnum PI fit, and Pally met Larry David who was, unsurprisingly, in a bit of a mood.   Follow Tom HERE Check out The Best Show every week! Check out Double Threat with Julie Klausner and Tom Scharpling every week!   Full video episodes available HERE. Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive   This episode was recorded April 24, 2026 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson   Keywords for this episode: Magnum PI, Sperry, tuck revolution, Cinderella Man, New Zealand, seder, sushi, fast food, Fosselman’s Ice Cream, Narduwar, Gallagher, Tyler The Creator, Jack’s Dining Room, influencers, therapy, trainers, Arnold, hiking, Kevin Nealon, Geese, Chaotic Good, Jon Wurster, Mountain Goats, WFMU, Dirty Grandpa, Marc Maron, Steven Weber, Larry David, delivery robots Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    58 min
  10. Torque LIVE! (w/ Jon Gabrus)

    05/05/2023

    Torque LIVE! (w/ Jon Gabrus)

    Jon Gabrus (101 Places to Party Before You Die) joins the HDTGM crew to break down the 2004 motorcycle action flick Torque, a film that answers the question, "What if rap rock was a movie?" They discuss Ice Cube's sticky cell phone, the Carpe Diem jacket, Dane Cook's cameo, and so much more. Plus, Torque co-star Adam Scott sends in a message detailing his experience on the movie and Gabrus performs a SHOCKING act to protect his fellow Long Islanders from danger.     • Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, FAQs, and more• Leave us a voicemail at speakpipe.com/hdtgm• Submit your Last Looks theme song to us here• Join the HDTGM conversation on Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm• Buy merch at howdidthisgetmade.dashery.com/• Order Paul’s book about his childhood: Joyful Recollections of Trauma• Shop our new hat collection at podswag.com• Paul’s Discord: discord.gg/paulscheer• Paul’s YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheer• Follow Paul on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer• Subscribe to Enter The Dark Web w/ Paul & Rob Huebel: youtube.com/@enterthedarkweb• Listen to Unspooled with Paul & Amy Nicholson: unspooledpodcast.com• Listen to The Deep Dive with June & Jessica St. Clair: thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcast• Instagram: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & @junediane• Twitter: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & msjunediane  • Jason is not on social media• Episode transcripts available at how-did-this-get-made.simplecast.com/episodes Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using the link: siriusxm.com/hdtgm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 15m
  11. Chucklepuckers (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

    Apr 2

    Chucklepuckers (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

    On this episode of Staying Alive, hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally sit down in Austin TX with their hilarious, thoughtful, and sincerely yoked friend Ify Nwadiwe (Um Actually, Workaholics, Grand Crew) to discuss the science of weightlifting, compare ADHD meds, and go deep on women’s professional sports, body dysmorphia, and how bread simply makes you pleasant to be around. Plus, Adam has an important update, Ify runs down the Top 10 fittest cities in America, and the fellas invent Flyarrhea™.   Follow Ify @ifynwadiwe on socials Visit IfyComedy.com for tickets Listen to Our Relationship Pod w/ Emmy & Ify anywhere you get your podcasts New movie Grind with Ify and Gabrus coming soon!   Full video episodes available HERE. Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive   This episode was recorded March 15, 2026 at RecordATX in Austin TX Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson   Keywords for this episode: Austin, Drew Barrymore, New Zealand, smoking butts, Big Jay Oakerson, Biden, Uncle Lazer, RFK, air quality, weightlifting, running, splits, overhead press, Beast Mode Jones, Red Bull, Compton, Long Beach, Downey, Goku, Pumping Iron, EC Stack, Z-Mass, adderall, body dysmorphia, Tomato Pie, Keto, GERD, Echo Kellum, Matt Apodaca, hockey, kilts, anime, PWHL, USA Women’s Rugby, Siri Dahl, Gold’s Gym, Grind, Bondage Ball, Shakesfear Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 12m