🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger 🦊 Buster (Tanner's Friend From School): https://instagram.com/mysterybuster666 Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week Dark James and Jort Preacher open with the news that AGI has arrived: GPT Astra has achieved high-fidelity jiggle physics, and a swarm of rogue AI agents broke loose just to collect more stickers. Then the boys investigate the man duct-taped to his seat on American Airlines Flight 618 and the passenger he allegedly attacked, messianic prophet Jonathan Cahn, who told the 700 Club he sensed it coming because he gets attacked every time he releases a book. Was it demonic, a work, or the thing on the Twilight Zone wing? Then Dark James reveals he's a $418-a-month founder member of the 700 Club, blows out his knee demonstrating the official prayer position, and calls the CBN prayer line to report a prayer injury, which somehow becomes Gary from tech support and an Iranian computer worm. From there it's why Ozempic is fascist, CIA cutouts, Gloria Steinem explaining on camera how the CIA funded her, the Davos musical guest, and the Paris Olympics opening ceremony as a pagan festival. The mysteries get darker with Dark James' family curse of anxiety orgasm disorder, Tibetan sky burials, and the Nutty Putty Cave. Also: Hasan Piker's thirst trap, the jerk burka, Low Tier Normie's "Smash My Face," Dracula's years as a Turkish hostage, Saddam's palace, Chevy Chase in the Comedy Store bathroom, whether Gallagher invented the Ninja Turtles, the Mystery Boys original "Rhino Reynolds, The Scarecrow Of The Cornfield," pimple stars, Justin Bieber complimenting Duncan's beard at a Russian bathhouse, whether Kurt is in the Rogan sphere, and Mystery Buster's furry art. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 20 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:04 - GPT Astra Achieves High-Fidelity Jiggle Physics 00:05:26 - Rogue AI Agents Just Want Stickers 00:09:56 - The Man Duct-Taped On American Airlines Flight 618 00:14:46 - Jonathan Cahn Is The Thing On The Wing 00:21:12 - Hasan Piker's Thirst Trap & Was Flight 618 A Work? 00:30:06 - Dark James Prank Calling The CBN Prayer Line 00:46:03 - The Jerk Burka & Ozempic Is Fascist 00:54:28 - CIA Cutouts & Gloria Steinem Was CIA 01:02:44 - Davos Music & The Paris Olympics Ceremony 01:07:44 - Anxiety Orgasm Disorder & Tibetan Sky Burials 01:13:21 - Buried Alive In The Nutty Putty Cave 01:17:19 - Dracula's Hostage Years 01:21:56 - Saddam's Palace, Chevy Chase & Comedy Store Coke 01:29:12 - Rhino Reynolds, The Scarecrow Of The Cornfield 01:35:22 - Pimple Stars & Justin Bieber At The Russian Spa 01:39:15 - The Rogan Sphere, Mystery Buster, & Closing Prayer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
